List of ways to win at the internet

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Gary Brolsma, creator of Numa numa, definitely lost at the internet

Penis enlargement makes your E-Penis bigger, thus automatically making you win the internet.

There are about as many ways to win at the internet as there are internets. Here is a partial list:

• Gain ePoints
• Gain eProps
• Gain NeoPoints
• Gain Man points and enter the leaderboard
• Receive an Internet check
• Winning an Internet lawsuit
• Fifty Hitler Post
• Playing 50 straight hours of Starcraft
• Completing Battletoads without using any continues
• Thinking with Portals
• Pwning all the members of a forum with one post
• Pwning an annoying user of a community by photoshopping their picture with as many shock images as possible [1]
• Two words: free porn.
• Respond to "tits or GTFO" with any option other than GTFO.
• Call yourself by a random letter and declare yourself WIN.
• Ask a celebrity to have sex with you to prove a point. [2]
• Megaloading a site into oblivion.
• Defeat the end guy (WARNING: He's hard).
• Don't play WoW.
• Rickroll a Major League Baseball team.[3]

Also, though it seems paradoxical, sometimes people work towards getting banned from a specific part of teh interWeb. If that's your sorta thing, fine... you win the prize.

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?" -- WarGames