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What this page is all about.
What this page is all about.
DELICIOUS COCK SOUP YOU MUST EAT IT!
DELICIOUS COCK SOUP YOU MUST EAT IT!
AN-TI-CI-PAY-AY-SHUN
AN-TI-CI-PAY-AY-SHUN
European penises still resemble the human cousin, the ape [1], there is mold growing under there BTW...
European penises still resemble the human cousin, the ape [1], there is mold growing under there BTW...
Beware of teh cock monster.
Beware of teh cock monster.
Why halo thar
Why halo thar
This important local political figure has a reasonably photoshopped penis.
This important local political figure has a reasonably photoshopped penis.
A cock attempting to strangle a woman.
A cock attempting to strangle a woman.
Spot the rotten egg
Spot the rotten egg
O HALO
O HALO
Some people like to brag about teh cock.
Some people like to brag about teh cock.
If your penis does not look like this, there is something wrong with you.
If your penis does not look like this, there is something wrong with you.
this kid loves big cocks.
this kid loves big cocks.


A cock, moar commonly known as a purple-headed yogurt spitter, is what men have between their legs and what you love sliding up your butt. Some people give their cock a name. If yours doesn’t have a name yet, there's a handy tool that will name it for you right here. Some argue that this is done to misplace responsibility for your cock's inadequacy, but they're just jealous. Yeah, keep repeating that to yourself. Just jealous. Jealous.

Cocks spew many things, including, but not limited to: anti-lulz, jenkem, and semen. Jews do not believe in cocks. Sometimes, the cock will spew piss (or in the case of your mum, shit) in the middle of the night, consider becoming Diaper dude V2.

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[edit] News For Women

It is a genetic necessity for a woman to put a guy's cock wherever he wants it to go and like it. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!

All women are attention needing whores with the idea in their head that they need to be 16 year old girls, therefore loving COCK.

[edit] Where to Put Cock

Some people like to expose teh cock on the Internets.
Some people like to expose teh cock on the Internets.
  • in the ass
  • in the mouth
  • in a condom (archaic)
  • In the ear.
  • Fags
  • In the Richard Hall
  • In the eye.
  • In neighbor
  • In your mum
  • In your sister
  • Any opening in the human body
  • Your tearducts
  • Your dad's ass
  • Any bodily opening, including a papercut
  • In her pooper
  • Atop a pile of trash.
    Hot Shit.
    Hot Shit.
  • everywhere

[edit] Where NOT to put Cock

[edit] List of People who Love Cock

A cock with no body? Who wouldn't love it?
A cock with no body? Who wouldn't love it?

Many people have been known to love the cock. Here are just a few of the many people that love the cock.