Drawball
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Drawball.com, as the name implies, is a Flash site where you draw freehand inside a giant ball. Drawball consists of two balls, one for more serious, legitimate drawing, and another for vandalism. Even though the two balls don't touch, Drawball is still very gay.
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The Epic Tale of Drawball
/b/ finds drawball
At some point in the past, (citation needed) Anonymous found the drawball, and began to randomly vandalize crappy drawings of dogs and anime, until it was agreed upon that they would claim drawball as their own, by tagging it with a giant /b/. The combined efforts of Anonymous ensured the /b/, which started off very small, encompassed most of the drawball. Drawings of longcat and tacgnol were also added to the tops of the /b/ for great justice.
The great /b/lackout
The Great /B/lackout occurred on the morning of March 23, 2007, in which tens of /b/tards raided Drawball in retaliation for destroying the large "/b/" drawn in the middle of the ball. Everything and anything that wasn't protected was drawn over with /b/lack ink from the center out. As with most sites /b/ sets its sights on, Drawball eventually collapsed under the heavy influx of traffic caused by angsty teens armed with mice.
At 2:06 PM EST, Drawball crashed due to AIDS and fail. After it was restarted ten minutes later, all /b/tards were granted 100% ink instead of the usual 15%, allowing much moar carnage to take place. Much lulz were had.
/b/lackout's demise.
Later that day, Drawball admins got wind of what was happening and reverted the 100% ink to 0% causing great sadness and bawwwing amongst the /b/rothers. The epic raid against drawball's faggotry that was scheduled to take place on March 26th was also completely overshadowed by Mootykin's return to /b/ and his revolutionary re/b/oot movement that followed. The great /b/lackout experiment was over. But small scale raids still take place to this day.
How to vandalize
Vandalizm is fucking impossible because about 90% of the ball is protected because it's GOOD ART... makes sense to let it sit there forever instead of doing the responsible thing and archiving it. this of course means that putting any new art on there at all is also impossible.
The only way to draw straight lines without having your ink disappear because of anti-bot measures is as such: Left click where you want your line to start, then right click to bring up the Flash menu without letting go of your left click. Release the buttans, then move the mouse to where you want your line to end (the contextual menu should still be up) and left click. You will have a straight line between those 2 points, at the regular cost of ink. But remember, it's very easy repair straight line vandalism using the same technique, so curved random lines are better.
Case study
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| We start with a nice picture of some ugly dog drawn by "Galoti". | Looks like some amateur vandals have scribbled over the drawing. | Here comes a pro! Not only has the dog been completely vandalized but Galoti has been told in no uncertain terms that him and his dog are not welcome. Now, FUCK OFF!! |
Here's what Galoti had to say on the matter at Drawballfans.com:
Despite his claim "You'll never find the new picture of her either", Galoti actually drew the new picture of the same fucking dog in the same fucking spot. How fucking stupid can you get?
"I was just getting her back to normal....wasted my limited ink again." - Galoti
A few days after the site admin tried removing the ink and banning the people (i.e. me) responsible. This exercise ended in complete failure, not only was he unable to remove all the scribbles but he accidentally banned Galoti also. Win win!!
Places to vandalize
For those without access to Drawballfans.com here are some places to kill right now. Just click the link and fucking KILL, KILL, KILL!!!:
| Name | Description | Link | Status |
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| Galoti's dog | This should be self-explanatory | [1] | FAIL - but Galoti does keep trying. Well of course, why would galoti draw, you can't!!!! |
| Black Ball Area | Lots of balls for people to draw good art in. | [2] | FAILURE IN PROGRESS - Most of the artists have left, but there is some recovery with the balls themselves. Remember nothing short of total failure is acceptable! |
| South Park characters | Six characters from South Park and the South Park sign. | [3] | FAILURE IN PROGRESS - This area is not maintained, so the vandalism builds up. |
| Speech bubble | Anime bitch saying "Soup is a cult." | [4] | OH EXPLOITABLE - Write in your own phrase.. |
| Boxes | Bunch of blank boxes | [5] | OH EXPLOITABLE - Draw shit in the boxes! |
These spots are now unaccessable, unless you have access to ball 1.
Project Chanology on Drawball
From 02/22/08, till sometime in nearing 9/12/08, the Moralfags from Enturbulation[6] began to spread their faggotry on Drawball, resulting in a war between them and 420chan.
The war led to epic failure for Anonymous, which started to cry even more and became increasingly butthurt because they realized that they were unable to even doodle over a simple drawing, earning them the nickname INTERNET DOODLE MACHINE. After repeated failed attempts at spamming other chans with blackup requests, they realized that all they would get there was a ban. Further Bawwing ensued to many lulz from the Moralfags.
As 420chan continued to spam the official symbols of Anonymous (Swastikas and giant dongs), the Care Bears easily overwhelmed them with the power of love and free hugs, and thwarted their vandalism efforts. It is uncertain at this point whether the vandalism is only coming from 420chan, or from angry drawball artists as well, since XENU.NET took up a huge chunk of the ball.
All seemed well for the moralfags, until the Patriotic Nigras crashed into the Drawball and spread forth their lulz upon it like a gushing spring of rape. Each time the moralfags bring back their bright pink and flamboyantly gay website, it is erased.
Draw ball for trolls
Drawball almost died from the Anon delivered cancer, so the mods had a new idea. Make a new ball to split the trolls, but instead this idea caused even more butthurt and drama. Currently the second drawball is only covered in fail and cancer, soon after it's birth it is now a haven for /b/tards consisting of only sketches of NIGGER, swastikas, and Awesome. Though currently it is home to numerous XENU.net logos, it does have one long, longcat and tacgnol as a guide to win.
But the fact any legitimate artist would never draw here makes it entirely pointless troll at all. But since the average drawball troll has the intelligence of a cactus many sleepless\sexless nights are spent drawing giant dicks and swastickas. WAY TO GO, YOU FREEDOM FIGHTERS.
The mods at Drawball also went and plastered it with every over used meme from the last 4 years (pedobear, over 9000, ect) to make it SUPER KAWAII DESU:3!!1
And yes, the balls are touching.
PROTIPS:
- Don't use the largest brush, fucktard. The ink used by each brush is NOT proportionate. The smallest brush will allow you to use ten times moar ink, albeit at ten times slower than the usual pace.
- Some drawings are protected, meaning that you cannot draw over them. Don't waste your ink on these.
- Tell everyone you can, preferably by linking them to this page.
- Drawball tools no longer works and has a virus, use this instead: http://rapidshare.com/files/105243324/SVG_drawer.rar.html
- Don't drain your ink bellow 30%, the moar ink you have the faster it refills. The more you draw the faster it refills as well. Just need to find the right balance.
- Currently Drawball gives new users a 5% allotment of ink when they first start using Drawball. This number increases over time to at least 100%. The best way to get the most ink is to simply wait it out after you reach 0 and let it refill automatically. But if your bloodlust for vandalism must be quenched immediately, simply reset your modem to get a new IP address, and thus you will start with 5% ink again.
External links
- The Ball - Drawball.com
- DrawBallFans.com - Biggest DB Group (Not Anon friendly)
- SVG Drawer 0.0.6c Rapidshit of SVG Drawer, not as good as DBTools but works and has no virus.
