Israel
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Israel (Hebrew: ישראל Arabic: Noone gives a fuck, other names include: the Holy Land, God's Blood and "fuck you i was here first-land") - like Hollywood - is a country run by gay Jews who call themselves Kikes in the middle of Arabia. It's a country founded on stolen soil after WW2 by butthurt Jews who believed that it was God's (who they don't believe in) will that they have a Promised Land and the United Nations who needed to find somewhere to put the most hated people on Earth. Sadly, nobody has been successful in many attempts to drive the Jews into the sea, not even the Nazis.
Israeli sharpshooters always aim for the arms when putting down intifada riots. Due to the fact that Slurpee machines require two hands to operate properly, no 7-11 stores exist in all of Israel. Their loss.
However, enterprising Jewish businessmen have begun funding the production of machines capable of turning Palestinian babies into Slurpees. This is in full accordance to international law, as Palestinians do not share the same rights as humans. The Jew kikes of Israel control 75% of the worlds money, not for investing purposes though, they just like the smell of it. Vast quantities of money is also needed to buy the gold they wear around their neck known as Jew gold.
Teh Jews also have to chop off teh cocks. Therefore causing 65% of kikes to die alone. This increases their love for Jew gold and raping teh Terrorists with their bulldozers.
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[edit] Current Events
- Recently, Israel has been trying to provide Jewenstine, the mascot and god of the Heebs, with some more Lebensraum in the Lebanon. Much pwnage has occurred.
- Last Thursday, Israel waged war on Lebanon's international airport, causing major delays.
- For at least 100 years, organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah have been blowing themselves up because they are attention whores.
- Jews did Beirut as performance art to protest Holocaust denial -and for the lulz- after they fell hard for the classic Hezbollah troll of kidnapping IDF soldier boys.
[edit] History
When the Allies advanced towards Berlin in the late 1944, they discovered the horrifying truth of Hitler's pet project in the German extermination camps. Millions of Jews, suffering from diseases, barely walking from hunger and malnutrition, humiliated beyond human by their torturers, but - and here comes the horrifying part - still alive, poured out of gates of Auschwitz, Birkenau and other places. Something needed to be done about it because they didn't want those heebs ending up in America somehow.
Fortunately, the Nazis had some allies that were still not defeated, and too retarded to pose any military threat to the civilized world - the Sand Niggers. So most of the Jews were sent to Palestine, and the Western World hoped that four hundred million Arabs would quickly push four hundred thousand Jews for Jesus into the sea once the Poms left the area.
Unfortunately, the stupidity of the Arabs was severely underestimated, resulting in epic fail. This led to establishment of a Jew state for the first time in at least 100 years. Thus, in solving the Jew problem, we are basically back to square one.
The premature decision to invade Germany, and subsequent underestimation of how retarded Arabs were, made Roosevelt die from guilt, and ruined Churchill's career after the war. Stalin managed to avoid the blame until after his death. Some argue that the Cold War was a direct result of Western Allies and the Soviet Union blaming each other for not fully actualizing the Final Solution. This strife naturally fueled the rebirth of the Jew economic conspiracy.
[edit] Military policy
Although killing sandnigger Shitlamists is always funny, Israel sort of ruined all of the lulz due to Semitic faggotry and unlimited access to sum hutt Muslim-genocide action. If a toothless Arab peasant-ass from nowhere fires over 9,000 fireworks on some shitty Jew colony in the possession of crippled jam-producers the Israel military is immediately obliged to smash-fuck the shit out of every terrorist boy-lover on Gaza with 1337 tank rockets 4nd 35g4 1n1=4n7ryx. This of course is not even remotely fair since all their precious jewgolds come from the Americunt government, which in turn only gets nigger-riots and a reliable ally, that at the slightest sign of danger will eat their own children along with everyone they swore allegiance to.
Unlike Zionist conspirators in Europe, U.S.A., everywhere - the Israelis are obliged to show extreme force at any given chance as mentioned above. Whether this is because ghettos used to oppress rat-folk are their natural habitat or that they are just so comfortable with the whole world behind their back is a matter of debate. What is known however is that this lulzy fagnocide will go on forever or until the Arab species are extinct along with the state of Israel and everyone will go home and have a good hearty laugh about it. If nukular lolocaust fails however see Catnarok.
[edit] Israel and flame wars
If you get involved in a flame war relating to the Israeli-Palestine conflict and want some Zionists on your side, consider inviting the following people:
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 I love the smell of burning Habbibi in the morning; smells like...AUSCHWITZ! |
 Former Prime Minister Ariel Sharon generated criticism for eating the Wailing Wall. |
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 The Jewish problem was discovered in 1942 but ignored until recently. |
 Spielberg knew what a cancer his people are but decided to blame sharks instead. |
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