The Gibson
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"Hacking the Gibson" is usually the naked, sticky sheets wet dream of 13-year-old haXX0rZ everywhere. After watching "Hackers" at least 100 times and seeing Angelina Jolie's tits beckoning them over the keyboard, they usually go batshit insane with hormones and try to hack/crack anything on teh Internets. Luckly for most everyone else they don't know how to do jack except talk shit on IRC, hit themselves with viruses from Russian websites and then whine about it... on IRC.
Anyway, this movie is so old it doesn't even have teh Internet on it. Dialup?! Pu-leaze.
A typical session of gibson hacking
[root@gibson] # aol aol$ login ebelford Password: ******** Welcome! Updating art aol$ channels Description | name ------------------------------|----- Kids Only Online | kool News | news Email | email Local Nigeria | niger FBI Confidential Database | FBI Steve Case's gay porn archive | snax aol$ channel snax Updating art There are 2 new files since your last visit. aol$ list newfiles s | filename | size --|-----------------|----- ! | hello.jpg | 43k ! | largecocke.png | 475k aol$ download hello.jpg largecocke.png Queueing download of hello.jpg as id 20721 Queueing download of largecocke.png as id 20722 aol$ channel FBI Updating art Welcome to the FBI private database! aol$ lookup Zero Cool Zero Cool: * Alias Crash Override * Is fucking Acid Burn (lucky bastard) * Also gay lover of Fantom Freak You've got mail aol$ read mail Segmentation fault. Core dumped [root@gibson] #
[edit] Hackin' The Motherfuckin' Gibson
Once you've hacked The Gibson you can chill out in Walled City.