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Made famous by Facebook, the term open relationship is used by shallow people in denial about their own whoreditude who need a sense of emotional security while avoiding mutual exclusivity. Why? Well, because otherwise wouldn't be very New Age would it? You would think that since the word "relationship" is in it that some kind of commitment is implied. You are wrong.

The main thing that separates an open relationship from polyamory is essentially that fucking other people without your partner's consent isn't against the rules. An open relationship is often used by a man or woman when the man wants sex and can't get anything better or when the women doesn't want to be alone. This is often the case amongst 16 yr. old girls and any person of the male gender often, but not limited to anything else mentioned in the category of sex on ED.


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