Ate my balls
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Eventually the advent of webrings came along and God, in his infinite hatred of all things he has created, decided to have all the 17 year old boys (13 year old boys could only view not create) these amazing websites linked for the world to see. But then God, being the hate filled, vengeful Dramatician that he is, saw that the world was deserving of a new fate far worse than hours upon hours of travelling the internet looking for ate my balls sites. He rolled up his sleeves, smoked a cigar and took a shit. That shit became Newgrounds. By 1997 the 17 year old internauts, in their infinite knowledge and mastery of America On Line, figured out html pages and moved away from the beloved geocities pages of the past. Ate my balls was replaced by a mountain of porn and shitty html games.
[edit] So what about them balls?
If you are to be a victim of the balls eating phenomenon you must first qualify under these few requirements.
- Celebrity.
- A clear rival of 1997 13 year old boy culture.
- Someone who is vaguely or completely gay because you are a fiercely heterosexual 13 year old boy and you ain't no goddamn queer like this ball-eating homosexual that you spent a good 6 hours mspainting to say "I'm gonna eat your balls". CLEARLY he is the gay one here AMIRITE?
- Someone who clearly would not be eating balls, THE IRONY.
- Mr. T.
- Your mother.
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