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[edit] Threatening suicide

Threatening suicide has a lot of potential, but I'm having writer's block. I did a full rewrite on it, but I've hit a wall. Halp plz. That Thing There 10:39, 9 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Wurm Online

Has anyone played this? Much lulz could be had out of it if we found someone to write a half decent entry. Replicant10000 13:46, 9 January 2009 (CST)

• It looks TERRIBLE. I have to check it out. Pink Poodle _*yap* 19:42, 12 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Wack History Month

Good idea. I didn't even notice this going on til I saw the AOTN today. ~ endedrural _(talk) 20:14, 9 January 1942 (CST)

[edit] OH SHIT

I smell a ddos attack on Wikipedia soon, amirite? This could be interesting... Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 14:16, 11 January 2009 (CST)

Let's wait and see, it will certainly be interesting to see what happens when Wikipedia breaks rules 1 and 2 of the internet Piyoko 06:19, 13 January 2009 (CST)

Is this drama worth adding to an article? Something about Wikipedia and 4chan?-Seismic Toss 14:50, 14 January 2009 (CST)

I sense an enormous amount of faggotry. even A lot more than the usual coming from this shithole. Fangbloodyhound 17:02, 14 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] LOL

[1] They have the Gaza Bombings on live (will open up a video player), seriously loling right now :D Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 17:03, 11 January 2009 (CST)

• How long do you have to wait for the bombs to go off? Shit seems pretty boring around there. -Dysrythmia 01:07, 12 January 2009 (CST)
• Damn... -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 07:29, 12 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] worse than Mary Kay LeTourneau and Debra LaFave combined, holy mother of God . . .

Seriously. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? She's married, gets this kid drunk on Jello shots to sleep with him THREE HUNDRED FSCKING TIMES, writes him 10 love letters and then ends the relationship when he's found texting girls his own age?

lulz detected in this sector. article nao plz.

http://wbztv.com/local/abington.teacher.sex.2.903899.html

Replicant10000 19:40, 12 January 2009 (CST)

The real crime here is that they've probably had sex more times than me and this kid has barely hit puberty.....damn, I gotta catch up. =| Piyoko 06:10, 13 January 2009 (CST)

• "Probably" ? Unless you're in the running to become "Sex Demon of the Year" then I think they have without a doubt. :P Replicant10000 21:08, 14 January 2009 (CST)

I know exactly how you feel but I need to do alot more than catch up, I still have to start. --J Grant Fox 17:55, 14 January 2009 (CST)

• The news article was written badly. In one place it says, "Abington Teacher Charged With Raping Boy" and in another it says, "McCallum is accused of having consensual sex with the boy". Ritegroic 06:27, 13 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Deviant

http://touketsu-fenikkusu.deviantart.com/ ಠ_ಠ -JayJay89 18:41, 13 January 2009 (CST)

• Congratulations, what the hell do you want us to do about it? --Zaiger^(talk) 18:48, 13 January 2009 (CST)

http://furrmetalalchemist.deviantart.com/ ED her. Just look at some of her previous journals. She also wrote a shitty FMA comic.

[edit] Habbo Drama

Shoot me for saying this, but Habbo has a lot of drama inside it's pixelated walls that I'm sure would be thoroughly enjoyed here. In specific, the constant addicted trader/gamblers, the overweight scene girls that lurk the LGBT rooms and of course, interpersonal drama. All very tasty, as I've sampled last night.. That Thing There 08:51, 14 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] How To Avoid WW3

Take Hitler away from his parents. --ODB - wut? 14:16, 14 January 2009 (CST)

NOOOO humanity's final hope... taken away by the leftist monsters... Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 14:14, 14 January 2009 (CST)

• Whoever's responsible @ CPS should have their balls taken away from them. Via rusty potato peeler. Replicant10000 14:35, 14 January 2009 (CST)
  • I support this, only for the fact that the kid was taken away because of his name, and nothing more. This ranks up there with Tulula does the Hula from Hawaii and #16 Bus Shelter.. That Thing There 14:39, 14 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] HOLY SHIT 4CHAN FEATURED ON TOW

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chanI EAT MUDKIPZ 16:13, 14 January 2009 (CST)

• Featured on TOW? 4chan has finally made the big leagues. Dysrythmia 16:12, 14 January 2009 (CST)
• Yes, TOW FUCKING BROKE RULE 1 AND 2I EAT MUDKIPZ 16:13, 14 January 2009 (CST)

• HOLY SHIT WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS ABOVE!!!11!!1 Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 16:21, 14 January 2009 (CST)

• HAY GUISE DID U HEAR 4CHONG WAS THE FEATURED ARTICLE ON WIKYPEDOPHILIA?DavidFailkips 02:11, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• • Someone should try get ED featured there, but anyone who edits the ED article too much gets blocked for being 'a troll' by butthurt admins.--Lulzercaust^molest 23:13, 17 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Remember the parents who named their kids things like Adolf Hitler?

Remember the parents who named their kids things like Adolf Hitler? Well child protective services took the kids away http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,479904,00.html . I just thought I'd update yall. Ritegroic 10:55, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• Already discussed. --MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 10:56, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• • No, this is the followup to the story. The old one was about them not getting a birthday cake. Ritegroic 15:52, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• Scroll up to How To Avoid WW3. --ODB - wut? 15:59, 15 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Airbus to be given title "World's first unsinkable aircraft"

Linklolz USAir A320 (Reg N106US) still floating down the Hudson River after a birdstrike takeoff at LaGuardia. Total float time: 4+ hours. They make better boats than planes, it would appear.. That Thing There 17:59, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• Update: Being removed now.. Looks sexy in it's bent, mangled and ripped apart state.. click

[edit] VOTING TIME! Anon can do this! Internets hi-jinks!

This is the deal. On the website change.gov the US government are letting people (you do NOT have to be a US citizen) write and vote about ideas and suggestions for the new President Obama. The top rated suggestions will be printed and handed to the president HISSELF.

Here's the suggestion about revoking Scientology's tax-exemption. It's a solid suggestion mentioning the lawsuits, Miscavige's mysterious meeting with IRS and the Sklar vs IRS case. Make sure to register and vote up this suggestion and spread this to every faggot you know.

(http://citizensbriefingbook.change.gov/ideas/viewIdea.apexp?id=087800000004rbZ)

As of now, we are at about #40 # 9 on the list, with something like 12,000 52,000 points. The highest has around 40,000 93,000. WE CAN DO IT! This suggestion is also one of the most commented ones, so don't forget to comment!!!

VOTE AND FORWARD FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

PROTIP: Vote shit that no one cares about down. Basically, EVERYTHING ELSE. The only thing that matters is that Revoking Scientology's Tax Exemption must be #1 !!11!11one1! (http://citizensbriefingbook.change.gov/ideas/ideaList.apexp?c=09a800000004fo6&lsi=2)

-MaidofWin 19:42, 15 January 2009 (CST)

• Cool story bro. _(talk) 19:47, 15 January 2009 (CST)
• If you're not covered in pubes and lube, don't talk to me about scientology. -Larumph • msg 10:57, 16 January 2009 (CST)
• I, for one, think that Boxxy is a more pressing concern than Scientology. DavidFailkips 16:44, 16 January 2009 (CST)
• Site is down for maintenance atm. I was glad to see over 42k+ points. I just wish there were less comments of the "referencing Anonymous or cracking jokes" strain. We don't want to seem like we're not taking this seriously. Replicant10000 23:28, 17 January 2009 (CST)
  • FINAL PUSH! ONLY 5 MORE HOURS. We are at # 12 with 47,000+ votes. GOGOGO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! And for you assholes who don't think this is a "pressing concern," GTFO my internets. You liked it when Rick Astley made # 1, didn't you? Same concept. --| »⇔«¿ 12:39, 18 January 2009 (CST)
    • Because Rick Astley totally usurped actual matters that may affect me personally. I can either knock the head clear off a dead horse or support my right to SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY. I choose the latter and you fgts should too. _(talk) 12:59, 18 January 2009 (CST)
      • Or vote for both - but there're duplicates around, so vote up the top, vote down the others. Plus, if you get this revoked, it might actually stop the moralfags moaning so much.
        • I'm just waiting for the eventual shoulder shrug heard around the world when Obama couldn't find 2 shits to give. Is this seriously how Anonymous wants to present itself to the new administration? Coordinated downvoting so they can bring up an issue that ultimately reflects an extreme minority instead of the people at large? _(talk) 13:23, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• YSOSRS? It's only Internets. Nothing is going to change: You can still smoke all the pot you want, all the crack you want, whatever. The top suggestions are all totally common sense, conventional wisdom sort of shit. Anyone with half a brain would already know that most people favor these things. And maybe Obama wouldn't care about revoking the Scilon tax exemption, that's fine. IT'S ONLY INTERNETS. On the other hand, maybe he would. Either way it is a VICTORY. The only goal with internets is to WIN and HAVE FUN, which is what would be the case if journalists have to report this in all their articles etc. Scientology is totally asking for it.

Also, Anonymous does not care about its reputation.

--| »⇔«¿ 13:33, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• /b/ doesn't care about it's reputation. Chanology's Anonymous actually tries to reach out the communities, they just don't care what scilons think. Two totally different monsters. Chanology isn't even about the internets, it hasn't been for many months. Forgive me if I'm acting too SRS here but really now it's just not funny and anyone saying this is a win/victory/whatever probably needs to recalibrate their hugbox. _(talk) 13:40, 18 January 2009 (CST)
  • But Chanology's Anonymous is just as varied as any other kind. Yes, there is now the huge faction of moralfaggotry hugboxing, but after 08-08-08, everything changed. May I recommend you to the EFG Wiki. I quote from there:

--| »⇔«¿ 14:06, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• • • I wish I could believe that but the forums link on their webpage heads right to the hive of moralfaggotry itself, and the most popular page on their wiki that isn't the main page or Anonymous directory has less than 1,000 hits. The protests (as diminished as they are) are still overwrought with a bunch of pamphlet wielding kids being led around by a few of the biggest faggots on the internet. All the real trolls left a long time ago, if anyone wants to pull another Agent Pubeit they can go right ahead but don't pretend to be some kind of cultural force that will actually make a significant change one of these days. _(talk) 14:17, 18 January 2009 (CST)
      • As a yftc-carrying Moralfag Chanologist, I must needs take exception to your assertions. Chanology is, and has ever been at war with two daemons: Scientology and Chanology. Moralfags and Lulzfags while both waging against the Cult, have various beliefs about the nature of CANCER and the best recipe for CHEMO. It is my observation, that raids such as AGENT PUBEIT do not embarrass Chanology as a whole, so much as they do we, the Moralfags. And the gentle reencouragement of HUG RAIDS do not harm the global movement, but do enrage the poor Lulzfags, as they are neglected and in dire need of hugs and love. The net result is that Chanonymous hates Chanonymous, and is the cancer that is killing everything. This generates malevolence which feeds the fires of the Hate Machine and all will prosper. --Boxxy404 15:13, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• I would only argue that we are using the moralfags to achieve our goals. We have PA'd them! Anyway, take care, thanks for a good discussion! <3 --| »⇔«¿ 14:39, 18 January 2009 (CST)

Is there one for the abolishment of the Jewish lobby, AIPAC and stuff? There dam well should be. ΑΝΔΡΩΝΙΚΩΣ Π Ταλκ 14:01, 18 January 2009 (CST)

I highly doubt that a highly liberal president would consider revoking Scientology's tax exempt status, or he'd get rid of it for all religions. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 15:30, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• This proposal is somewhat over-the-top, for that very reason; but I don't think it completely outrageous that he might take a closer look at the special and unique exemption that Scientology has- that's been deliberately hidden by IRS/Miscavige collusion. Taking away all the exemption is probably too much to hope for. Questioning (officially) or even just throwing sunlight on the extra-special concessions they received-- might be doable. --Boxxy404 15:45, 18 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] FUCK YEAH NINTH 9th!9!!!!

Great work, everyone! --| »⇔«¿ 19:48, 18 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Chris chan VFD

Come vote here:Encyclopedia Dramatica:Votes for deletion/Chris-chan to cast your keep/delete vote.

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 ^(Stalk) 16:50, 16 January 2009 (CST)

• Already did. The article is utter shit. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 00:01, 18 January 2009 (CST)
• Is this a joke like the wikipedo VFD? I EAT MUDKIPZ 17:53, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• No. ED is Serious Business. No tolerance for jokes here. DavidFailkips 21:50, 18 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] world of warcraft redirect to everquest

seriously guys.... what the fuck is this? redirect to everquest, and protect? and for lulz? just how is this lulzy? meh. this just fails too hard. way too hard. /r/ing for revert

--drhlajos 04:20, 17 January 2009 (CST)

• I've not played EverQuest or World of Warcraft, but I know they're the same game. World of Warcraft is some fan modification of EverQuest that violates trademark intellectual property and so ED received legal threats and had to take it down. You know how that is..... Ritegroic 08:58, 17 January 2009 (CST)
  • oh you --drhlajos 10:51, 17 January 2009 (CST)
    • I've never played EQ or WoW, but as far as I can tell, they're pretty much exactly the same thing. So to me, the redirect is funnier than something TL;DR about (sham)WoW. Especially since half of the article would be almost the same material as the EQ article.DavidFailkips 22:32, 17 January 2009 (CST)
      • The WoW article fails. Seriously, the only thing I laughed was the video section. Everything else was "blah" to me. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 00:01, 18 January 2009 (CST)

The WoW article needs to be written by someone who isn't a WoWfag --Xenicus 10:58, 19 January 2009 (CST)

Pink Poodle, some other people, and I are working on it. I merged some categories and did some other stuff to make it more organized. I also added drama. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 11:16, 19 January 2009 (CST)

• Yep, it's in progress. I think I might move some of the info to the MMORPG article because some of the stuff fits with all MMORPGs, ever. Anyway all WoW is, is EQ without the Battletoads, Van Halen, and meth. Pink Poodle _*yap* 14:58, 23 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] spam captcha

damn it's annoying, even if you're reverting vandalism you have to enter it.--Lulzercaust^molest 23:14, 17 January 2009 (CST)

• Yeah, it is annoying but if it helps, I'll deal with it. That Thing There 23:33, 17 January 2009 (CST)
• does it make you do it with every edit? --Zaiger^(talk) 23:39, 17 January 2009 (CST)
  • No, just ones with external links in them. That Thing There 23:40, 17 January 2009 (CST)

• oh because of all the spambots lately, that sucks. --Zaiger^(talk) 23:42, 17 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Blunty3000 Dramacon 2009

Blunty3000 and his xbitch Katz are having a public drama via Youtube where she accuses him of assault amongst other things. Check out his 30+ minute rebuttal 4 the lulz yeh RachelSathanas

• LOL... Video is "Private" Hitori 03:50, 24 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] MC Pheonix

Joaquin Phoenix is causing much hilarity to ensue with his new career choice as a rap artist. Check this fly shit. Dysrythmia 12:28, 18 January 2009 (CST)

• I lol'd -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 06:42, 19 January 2009 (CST)

You mean that asshole from Signs? Seriously? lolololol --Xenicus 11:44, 19 January 2009 (CST)

• This man is making my "blowing up" someday seem all the more plausable. Also lol'd.
  ..._{.Don't care what you say.}...
  .....Shard_-_-_-_Life.....
  ^{.Everyone dies the same way.} 08:51, 22 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] /b/ and capslock

Just wanted to bring this to everyone's attention. Talk:/b/#CRUISE_CONTROL_FOR_AWESOME - Could CSS be used to exclude "/b/" in the text?

• That is an old mediawiki glitch. Short of moving the article to b, there really isn't anything that can be done about it. --Zaiger^(talk) 15:16, 19 January 2009 (CST)

• Oh nevermind, I didn't get what you meant until I reak the talk page. I took out the div=uppercase. It doesn't add anything to the article except an invitation to fag it up even more. --Zaiger^(talk) 15:31, 19 January 2009 (CST)

• • Works for me. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 15:33, 19 January 2009 (CST)
• I think what he meant is leave the cruise control for awesome there but make a style sheet to include the text that reads /b/ into that excludes said text from being caps. Klondikebar 15:38, 19 January 2009 (CST)

• You cannot use a css stylesheet in mediwiki
  

^(wha?)
Penni-piper

14:31, 26 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO ACID

http://new.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/80747/Swimmers-dive-into-a-pool-of-acid

"The swimming pool, which is used by disabled youngsters and their families in Italy" Gentlemenax 17:25, 19 January 2009 (CST)

• Its better than AIDS. Replicant10000 12:10, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• lol -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 13:14, 22 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Suggested QOTN

“	if mongoloids did not reproduce there would be no baby furs shitting on themselves	„
—Some butthurt faggot [2]

­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 21:28, 19 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] While we're on Strikethrough Cleanup 2009...

Good suggestion noted here by Klondikebar - Can we have MysteryBot look for new <s></s> and those separated by large chunks of article? ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 01:09, 20 January 2009 (CST)

• Sounds nice, but then we'd have shit that follows immediately after it (or not) that no longer makes any sense. It's best to just search/rewrite/destroy then to outright remove every instance without checking first. _(talk) 01:18, 20 January 2009 (CST)

• Didn't think of that. Oh well, good in thought, not in theory. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 01:20, 20 January 2009 (CST)

• Sorry about the suggestions. Well, here goes another one: Can you have the bot look for large chunks of striked articles so it's easier to identify and prune?Klondikebar 01:28, 20 January 2009 (CST)

• Never apologize for suggestions. Yours was good, and it might help ED in the long term if a system like it is implemented. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 01:30, 20 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Stang Up Fam

• Has anyone heard of it? I think it would be a fine addition to the Ricer page, or be made into a page by itself, but there isn't enough drama about it to be considered a good article itself, IMHO. So, addition to Ricer page? Oh, here is a vid:

http://vimeo.com/2349174

Klondikebar 08:45, 20 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Inauguration

If you guys want to want the inauguration but cannot watch it on tv, here you go: The Inauguration of Barack Obama. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 10:33, 20 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Otherkin Alliance Mailing of Interest

For those of you into trolling the Otherkin, an interesting mass-mailing reached me dated Jan 18th that many of mods the mods of Otherkin Alliance are now super busy with "spiritual-type stuff" and will be on erratically, only checking forums and PMs at their leisure. You can read the anouncement here (requires log-in).

Usually the mods are there pretty tight there and only low-radar trolling accompanied by lots of BS works, but this could be an interesting opertunity to test the waters/pretend to be a Dragon or something. Have fun! -- Bigsis1495 00:51, 22 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Let There Be P3rn

Supreme Court says Baby Fuck: IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!

--ODB - wut? 11:36, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• That's good for the yanks, but blighty has 3 days until the great goatse ban. The law giveth, the law taketh away. -Larumph • msg 12:02, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• This is why Amerikkka is the greatest country on earth --Zaiger^(talk) 13:23, 22 January 2009 (CST)

Oh lawd, the ACLU has Chris Hansen as their lawyer. HedgeJew 15:28, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• Kids need to fap too. Dysrythmia 19:31, 22 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] NJ Firefighter Suspended for Racist Anti-Obama Content on Facebook Page

Saw this story on the TV news the other day. The Autobiography*The Inspiring Dialogue*The Legacy Left Behind

• What a faggot. The last thing we need is for some guy to give those dumbass twits that voted for Obama more reason to scream that anyone who disagrees, on the slightest issue, is a racist. Replicant10000 14:18, 22 January 2009 (CST)
• You seriously have the most annoying signature on the whole user roster. --Zaiger^(talk) 15:32, 22 January 2009 (CST)
• I guess I'm a dumbass to Replicant, since I voted for. And no, I didn't vote for Obama because he was black, I voted him because I liked his ideas. But if all he did was disagree with Obama, then yeah, that's pretty fail. HedgeJew 15:39, 22 January 2009 (CST)
• wtf he was just expressing his freedom of speech, sheesh. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 16:30, 22 January 2009 (CST)
• Get use to this - you Americunts now have your very own photo-negative version of Tony Blair LOL.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:35, 22 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Moar vtech shootings

Anyone hear about the recent vtech killing? I EAT MUDKIPZ 16:28, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• No. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 16:30, 22 January 2009 (CST)

It wasn't a shooting it was a decapitation. Lol azns seem to go crazy over there. --Xenicus 17:09, 22 January 2009 (CST)

Sequels are never as good as the original -=- Phobos 17:56, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• maybe not, but this one had a beheading scene. PROTIP: Perez Hilton's comments page is a great place to announce that VTEC just kicked in yo! (or Cho) DavidFailkips 11:44, 23 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Trojans

This template is full of them - {{youfail}}.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 19:00, 22 January 2009 (CST)

That site is known enough as to avoid people from clicking it. --Frk 22:38, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• Wait. Just what exactly are you going on about? --Zaiger^(talk) 01:13, 24 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Youtube videos

For some weird reason, no matter what the ID of the video, all Youtube vids I've tried to embed in pages seem to redirect to "A Message From Chad and Steve" lately. What the heck? Replicant10000 18:59, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• Those usually accompany a malformed YT vidya ID inside the <youtube></youtube> markup. Howevar, they were doing extensive scheduled maintenance yesterday so maybe that was it. --ODB - wut? 20:45, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• That was the best redirect I have seen on the site in a long time. I am going to have to remember that. --Zaiger^(talk) 01:17, 24 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] I'll Just Leave This Here.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149551/ --ODB - wut? 20:41, 22 January 2009 (CST)

• I<3YOU.Klondikebar 20:43, 22 January 2009 (CST)

LOL -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 20:44, 22 January 2009 (CST)

Googling the title http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22Please+Kill+Me%2C+I%27m+a+Faggot+Nigger+Jew%22 gives, "In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 2 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read more about the request at ChillingEffects.org." Goes to [3] that just says they were removed for CP. Every single web search no matter what gets this message. It appears the IWF is systematically removing every single page from google under the false guise of claiming it has CP. One day there will be nothing left. Ritegroic 22:21, 22 January 2009 (CST)

Lulz, no worse than "Gayniggers from Outer Space." Replicant10000 23:46, 23 January 2009 (CST)

What's the spoiler alert; he gets his wish? Dysrythmia 23:43, 25 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Not an hero, but certainly a sick fuck...

This guy is as bad as Satan Claus... goes into a fucking nursery and starts stabbing children? He could have been the first an hero of 2009, but he was mentally ill and didn't kill himself.--Poopy Pants Beer 10:11, 23 January 2009 (CST)

Still, that's a lot less dead children than Israel has been responsible for in the past month...--Poopy Pants Beer 11:33, 23 January 2009 (CST)

It turns out the killer was an Insane Clown Posse fan - lawl! Seriously, as more details emerge he might be worthy of an article here at ED.--Poopy Pants Beer 14:34, 23 January 2009 (CST)

“	This guy is as bad as Satan Claus... goes into a fucking nursery and starts stabbing children?	„
—Poopy Pants Beer

You say that like it's a bad thing. --ODB - wut? 17:05, 23 January 2009 (CST)

Hahahaha, go Belgium. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 17:15, 23 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Virgin For Sale - On MySpace

I'm not sure if if the words "MySpace" and "virginity" have evar been used in the same sentence (much less the same story) but, habeeb it or not, the bidding is up to $3.7 million and a tiger. I'd say an article is in order -after 4chan feeding.

Also, she appears to be only semi-virginal.

In b4 DO NOT WANT. --ODB - wut? 17:16, 23 January 2009 (CST)

“	Nevada has been out of step with the rest of the country for many years with regards to prostitution, and that’s why I think it’s important for federal prosecutors to look into this	„
—Mathew Staver, Director, Liberty Center for Law and Policy

Figures. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 17:22, 23 January 2009 (CST)

• This is like selling dildos to "straight" men or bestiality porn. You're not going to court to ask for your fucking money back. -Larumph • msg 19:09, 23 January 2009 (CST)
• She's not the first person to sell her virginity on;ine, but this is the most expensive. Also did anyone notice how huge her feet are??? --Zaiger^(talk) 20:38, 23 January 2009 (CST)

"Legally, federal authorities say their hands are tied because prostitution is legal in Nevada, where Dylan is soliciting." That's dumb. It's only legal in licensed brothels and the counties must have less than 200,000 people. Outside of the USA, prostitution is legal everywhere and you don't have to be licensed. The USA is perhaps the only country where whores aren't legal. Ritegroic 23:14, 23 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Colbert Nation Doesn't Care About Black People

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b80451_kanye_blogs_no_bisexual_porn_me.html

Kanye claims that Colbert Nation has hacked his MySpace/Twitter. --ODB - wut? 20:16, 23 January 2009 (CST)

• He writes like a 14 year old.. Which makes it even harder for me to take seriously. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 20:50, 23 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Trolling is a art

How to troll Mustang owners ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 00:53, 24 January 2009 (CST)

• HAHAHAAAAA!!1 I love how the first reply to the thread is in font size 10 and ALL CAPS. --Zaiger^(talk) 01:10, 24 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Belgian "Juggalo" Killer

Holy shit! Mental patient rides bike to nursery with a bag of knives, face painted like the goddamn Joker and gains access to the facility. Then proceeds to pwn everyone he can get his hands on...

"At least 10 other children, one as young as four weeks, and two staff were wounded when the man burst into the nursery in Dendermonde, Belgium."

info is here

Article of the now material?Hitori 03:29, 24 January 2009 (CST)

• This was discussed briefly in IRC, I could see an article happening. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 03:38, 24 January 2009 (CST)

“	The guy just went crazy	„
—Deputy mayor Theo Janssens

No shit. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 09:26, 24 January 2009 (CST)

Please say someone got pics of the guy... Ididit 18:23, 24 January 2009 (CST)

• yup: DavidFailkips 19:30, 24 January 2009 (CST)

• I can has new ded babee jokes? Replicant10000 19:31, 24 January 2009 (CST)

• So I guess this guy is a shitskin: [4] Dysrythmia 00:11, 26 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Wanna lulz it?

Mattathias Schwartz’s article about Internet trolls (Aug. 3) was quite the eye-opener. The Internet has given an opportunity to legions bent on using it to scam and swindle, but this is the first I’ve learned of an online community whose primary mission is to dispense negativity and pain.

I was especially intrigued by the twisted justification offered by many of these individuals, who claim they are providing a benefit in exposing the failings of others or the weaknesses of various sites. Using this reasoning, I would be doing my neighbor a favor if I were to sneak into his home and wreak havoc on his belongings; that would teach him of the need for a decent security system to protect himself from people like me. [5] --Jw21 21:22, 24 January 2009 (CST)

• Thats from August 2008. -Larumph • msg 09:18, 25 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Oh noes, Anonymous to be EXPOSED THIS WEEK

According to THIS guy: Kal K Korff Claude-Ballz 03:16, 26 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Moar PETA Shit

Since the current AotN is Sea Kittens, I'd thought I'd add some links:

• Their new perfume - GORE
• I added this link simply for the racist joke. And to watch the bears being skinned.
• And just for fun . . .

PETA Needs it's very own article. Srsly.--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 07:39, 26 January 2009 (CST)

I'll help you if you start making it. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 09:16, 26 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] Chicago Cops Are Retarded

A 14 year old boy was able to walk into a police station and trick the cops into believing he was from another district. He rode around on traffic duty with a partner for 5 hours before being found out. Fucking hilarious. [6] Dysrythmia 11:05, 26 January 2009 (CST)

Wow, the cops are fucking idiots. Why didn't they check his badge out and stuff? By the way, I saw a bunch of cops go into a Dunkin' Donuts the other day. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 11:17, 26 January 2009 (CST)

• Just another day in the dangerous life of a cop. Lol. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 11:21, 26 January 2009 (CST)

• Donuts are serious business to cops. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 11:22, 26 January 2009 (CST)

• Oh trust me, we've got a few around here that have eaten enough donuts to own a Dunkin' Donuts franchise. I mean fuck, when you're too large to get OUT of a Crown Vic, you've got a weight issue.. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 13:42, 26 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] New Video for the now suggestion

its a pruane2forever spoof AND ITS EXCELLENT, HAHAHAH HOLY CRAP. MAKE THIS VIEDEO OF TEH NOW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuceovkQsg4

• Disappointing. You can't really parody someone as funny as stupid as him and make it anything near as funny as the kid himself. Anyhow, suggest it here -Larumph • msg 12:48, 26 January 2009 (CST)
• This is.. Well, rubbish ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 13:48, 26 January 2009 (CST)

• Actually video of the now suggestions go here. Or you can leave me a note on my talkpage Thank you

^(wha?)
Penni-piper

[edit] Wikipedia to become the free encyclopedia a select few can edit

According to the BBC, "The online user-generated encyclopaedia Wikipedia is considering a radical change to how it is run." How interesting. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 14:18, 26 January 2009 (CST)

• Why is Jimbo wearing a kinomo? --Zaiger^(talk) 14:28, 26 January 2009 (CST)
  • Dunno, but I already put it on Jimbo Wales for the lulz ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 14:32, 26 January 2009 (CST)
  • Come to think of it, that kind of belongs in Cock goes where? as well.. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 14:33, 26 January 2009 (CST)

[edit] In other wiki-related news.. No Cussing Club email hacked

As per Wikinews, Anonymous has hacked into the NCC owner's email. Much fail was discovered. Here's Bob with the weather. ­- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 14:35, 26 January 2009 (CST)