Meow Wars
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Meow Wars were epic Usenet battles where everything, every single newsgroup, was at stake. Its tendrils probed even the darkest, most obscure fucked up corners of Usenet, affecting everyone drawn to it by its magnitude, its enigmatic nature, and its sheer pointless stupidity.
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[edit] The beginning
It started as a crosspost-provoked bitchfest between alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead, when a.f.k-m.n were planning a small scale invasion of alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead and some utter fuckwit, for some reason, posted details TO THE NEWSGROUP THEY WERE GOING TO INVADE. What in the fucking blue hell is that? Anyway, as it turned out, the a.f.k-m.n Harvard snobs got fucked in the ass many times over by the alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead thugs, and were left to die in the internets' wasteland.
[edit] Meowers are conceived
As the Harvard fucks left the newsgroups, the Beavis and Butthead fans trickled in. They became known as the Meowers, a rather poorly organised group of trolls that had little contact with eachother, let alone other human beings. It is not exactly known why they are known as Meowers. A common theory is their fascination with sticking their pecker in a cat's ass as a substitute for pu55y they'll never get.
[edit] The escalation of their influence
The Meowers, though not being well organised, managed to methodically pour into many newsgroups without any real rhyme or reason, spamming groups with ASCII cats and "MEOW". Newsgroup readers would place "Meow" in their killfile, but to no avail. The sly catfuckers subtly changed subject headings from "Meow" to "Mew", and other similar words and phrases. Fucking GENIUS. These ingenious tactics thwarted the attempts to shut the Meowers out of their lives, and destroyed groups by the dozens. People tried to UDP the Meowers, but it was deemed to be a violation of free speech.
The Meowers did not restrict their activities to Usenet. Oh no. They also spammed the shit out of email accounts, rendered servers useless, and just all around fucked the internets.
[edit] The Aftermath
Newsgroups fucked. People burnt at the stake. Lulz. What else can you ask for?
[edit] External Links
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