Pr0n
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Porn, also known as Women's Studies, is without a doubt mankind's greatest technological advancement of all time, but at the same time fail on film, as the purpose of sex is to make a baby, something which pornstars fail at doing, making porn (pr0n) the only good (awesome) fail in the world. It is the sole reason Al Gore invented the Internets. Some argue he invented it so he could fap without leaving noodz around the house for his prudish, lolcow wife Bill to find.
It is usually NSFW, but there is always SFW Porn. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internets is devoted to porn of one form or another. This also includes the furtinet, one of the several internets solely devoted to porn. Ninety-nine percent of all interracial porn is made by Jews as a part of their strategy to destroy the white race. Porn is often uncovered doing a Data recovery.
On the Internets, "porn" can be spelled in any of the following ways:
Whilst christfags are opposed to teh pr0n, it is probably thanks to the christian faith's illogical hatred/fear/taboo attitude towards basic everyday sexual activity that pr0n exists. Think about it.
French Rapper Mic Life's video clip "putes putes", featuring the Rapper himself fucking some Pornstar. Sadly, Jew-tube doesn't like uncircumcised porn, and baleeted it.
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Types of Porn
They include, but are by no means limited to,
- Acrotomophilia All the amputees you could ever fap to
- Alt-Porn which is just chicks with tattoos standing around and posing
- Chicksor!
- straight pornography (boring but enjoyed by Cats)
- parody pornography
- gay porn (boring but enjoyed by Liberals)
- animal porn
- Gimps Gone Wild
- cakepony porn
- furry porn (enjoyed by Miltopia and Stephen; see Taurin Fox -- famous artist.)
- otherkin porn
- hentai (anime) porn
- rape porn (aka "surprise porn")
- snuff porn (enjoyed by Lyndon B. Johnson)
- tree porn
- DMHowe
- vore (swallowing-whole) porn
- diaper porn (fucked up but enjoyed by Conservatives)
- Gangbang porn
- scat porn
- Guro (Japanese for gruesome)porn (enjoyed by Sluttycat)
- vomit porn
- shemale porn (enjoyed by Zen444)
- BDSM porn
- kiddie porn
- Partial Unbirthing
- Tasty porn
- Wetlook porn
- Furniture Porn
- Old porn
- Online Erotica
- Schauvinist Pr0n, in which femaels are brutally oppressed
- Your mom's favorite Porn
- Japanese bondage porn.
- Child Porn (You sick fuck!).
- Porn advertisements
- Emo porn.
- Written porn.[1]
- Fat porn.
- Second LifePixelSex
Titles that sound like porn, but they totally aren't
- 100 Girls
- 101 Dalmations
- 12 Monkeys
- 300
- 400 Blows
- A Boy and His Dog
- Alice in Wonderland (Actually, according to Pedobear there is a CP movie with this title.
- Alice, Sweet Alice
- Almost Famous
- Anger Management
- The Animal
- American Idol
- Amy's Orgasm
- An American Crime
- Anywhere but Here
- Any Which Way You Can
- Any Which Way But Loose
- Apocalypse Now
- Apt Pupil
- Audition
- Babe
- Babes in Toyland
- Backdraft
- Bad Boys
- Bad Santa
- Bad Taste
- Barnyard
- Best in Show
- Big Daddy
- Black Christmas
- The Black Stallion
- Blow
- Bones
- The Bone Collector
- Boogie Nights
- Bring it On
- Brokeback Mountain (pretty close.)
- Cabin Fever
- Can't Hardly Wait
- Catwoman
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Chasing Amy
- Children of Men
- Child's Play
- Courtney Love
- Dasie's Wild Life
- Date Movie
- Deep Impact
- Deal Or No Deal
- Driven
- Easy Rider
- Employee of the Month
- Enter the Dragon
- Epic Movie
- Exit Wounds
- Fantastic Four
- Finding Nemo
- Fire Down Below
- Flubber
- The Fountain
- Four Brothers
- Freddy v Jason
- Freedom Writers
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- Fun with Dick and Jane
- Gandhi
- Gangs of New York
- Gayniggers from Outer Space (this IS a movie)
- The Girl Next Door
- Glory
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- The Good Girl
- Grandma's Boy
- Grease
- Hard Candy
- Hedwig and the Angry Inch
- Hide and Seek
- Highlander
- Holes
- Home Alone 4
- Hostage
- The Hot Chick
- Hot Fuzz
- House of 1,000 Corpses
- Howard's End
- I Know What You Did Last Summer
- Idle Hands
- The Italian Job
- In & Out
- Insomnia
- In the Army Now
- In the Bedroom
- Iron Man
- Iron Monkey
- Jawbreaker
- Jack
- Josie And The Pussy-Cats
- Kicking & Screaming
- Kids
- King Kong
- Knocked Up
- Little Children
- Little Man
- Little Mrs. Sunshine
- Madagascar
- Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
- Marry Poppins
- The Mask (Actual porn site)
- Meatball Machine
- Meet the Fockers
- Meet the Parents
- Minority Report
- Monkeybone
- Mystery Men
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- My Super Ex-girlfriend
- My wife and kids
- Naked Lunch
- The Never Ending Story
- Next
- The Naked Brothers (lol wincest)
- Octopussy
- Orgazmo
- The Passion of the Christ
- Payback
- Paycheck
- Pete's Dragon
- Pineapple Express
- Rent
- Riding In Cars With Boys
- The Ring
- Rosemary's Baby (Lulz)
- Run Lola Run
- Schindler's List
- Scream
- Secret Window
- The Sentinel
- Shaft
- She's All That
- SiCKO
- Sin City
- Sister Act
- Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Sleeping Beauty
- Sleepless in Seattle (staring Seattle)
- Snatch
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
- Some Like It Hot
- Spaceballs
- Spawn
- Step Brothers
- The Talented Mr. Ripley
- Teeth (omfg, watch this movie. its about a virgin thats got teeth in her snatch. no joke.)
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- Thirteen (For actual thirteen, Google "Fujinaga Aoi")
- Three Men and a Little Lady (or "Three Men and a Baby".......IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!)
- Titanic
- Toy Story
- Two English Women
- Vegas Vacation
- A Very Long Engagement
- When Harry Met Sally
- When I was!
- White Noise
- Woman on Top
- XXX
- Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Wild Things
- Grumpier Old Men
Fact of the day
The word "porn" derives from the Greek Wikipedia, which derives from the words wiki ("prostitute"), ped ("pedophile, Spanglish: pedophile"), and the suffix ia (meaning "state of", "property of", or "place of"), thus meaning "a place to record prostitutes". Porn was invented by King Jimbonedes of Sparta last Thursday - motto "Tonight we dog in Hell!!!" - to annoy religious fundamentalists in Persia. The first porn mag was named "Hustler" and featured Grecian urns illustrated using rule 34.
TV shows that sound like porn, but totally aren't
- 10 Years Younger
- The 4400
- All Grown Up!
- All My Children
- American Dad
- The Anna Nicole Smith Show (DO NOT WANT!)
- The Apprentice
- The Bachelor
- Big Brother
- Bionic Woman
- Bones
- Class of 3000
- Crank Yankers
- Desperate Housewives
- Different Strokes
- Dirty Jobs
- Double Dare
- Dragonball Z
- Family Double Dare
- Family Guy
- Family Matters (what the crap?)
- Full House
- Gilmore Girls (unfortunately)
- Grey's Anatomy (Debatable)
- Growing Pains (one of the characters name is "Boner" for christsakes!)
- House
- How I Met Your Mother
- How to Look Good Naked
- Hustle
- Jon & Kate Plus 8
- Knight Rider
- Loveboat
- Play School
- Private Practice
- The Office
- Round the Twist
- The Rugrats
- Saturday Night Live
- The Suite Life with Zack and Cody
- Sex and the City
- Sexy Cam
- Sister, Sister
- Survivor
- Trading Spouses
- Two and a Half Men (you are so messed up)
- Wishbone
- Mythbusters
- The Price is Right
- Nanny 911
- What Not to Wear
- World's Most Amazing Videos
- Worse Jobs in History
- You Can't Do That On Television
- Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
- Mama Mirabbels Home Movies
Porn Spam From Robotz
Spambots make up great porn spam titles;
"HORRSWE cockk Insert Deelp - Oh, yes, you fancy"
"She tortured his genitals with her toes"
"Nude Asian Bagbe Suckinbg MUTSANTGCOCKUK & Fucking",
"Cuisinart Deluxe Chopping Package"
See Also:
- YouPorn
- RedTube
- ModelMayhem
- SFW Porn
- Wikipedia Porn
- ED Porn Challenge
- Dorian Thorn
- TGP Porn Sites
- The Pornolizer
- Cyber sex
- Stickam
- Jimbo Wales
- Cheap Slut
- List of Porn Parodies
- Lithium Picnic
- Suicide Girls
- Aries
