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[[Image:B rules.png|thumb|right|The rules of /b/]]

[[Image:-4chan-STFU-NO_U.jpg|thumb||[[/b/]] <i>is</i> [[4chan]]!]]

[[Image:Super looz.jpg|thumb|right|It's really this bad for some.]]

[[Image:B_thread.PNG|thumb|right|Typical thread on today's [[GET|post-100M GET]] /b/.]]

[[Image:Threadgirl.png|thumb|Typical [[Tits or GTFO]] encounter on /b/.]]
[[Image:SupB.jpg|thumb|/b/ is everywhere!]]
While '''/b/''' is technically a sub-board of many [[chan]] [[imageboard]]s, it is more commonly known as the asshole of the [[Internets]]. According to [[Fox News]], they are also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY a secret underground network of evil hackers on steroids]. It is populated by [[pedophilia|pedophiles]], [[Furry|furries]], [[otaku]], [[wapanese]], [[Azn]]s, WoWers, [[otherkin]], Trent Reznor, probably [[Will Smith]] and recently [[gentlemen]]. Also, [[God]] has been known to lurk /b/ for hopes of landing some hawt [[Baby Fuck]].

Everyone who was finally [[permabanned]] from [[Something Awful]] or found [[Ogrish.com|Ogrish]] too tame call /b/ home.  Pedophiles who have crawled out from [[not4chan]] come here to post and collect kiddie porn, but they usually do not last long, as posting CP is a [[permaban]]nable offense. If you're having trouble finding a [[proxy]] for your trolling activities that's not banned from 4chan, it's because the pedos have already gotten them all permabanned by posting CP. But then, why would you want to; trolling /b/ is like pissing into an ocean of piss. They usually retreat to [[420chan]] or [[12chan]] after that, as posting [[CP]] is common practice on those sites' /b/s.

Posting [[shitting dick nipples]] in /b/, however, is NOT a bannable offense and is welcomed with open arms and [[masturbation|fapping hands]].

/b/'s cracked-out mods frequently sticky their [[crap|own posts]], attempting to create their own [[meme]]s, sometimes spamming stickies until the entire board is just a place to view the [[admin|mods']] stickies. Whiny /b/tards have been begging [[Moot|Doug]] to unban snacks ever since (even though it was constant whining to moot that got him removed in the first place).

If [[Goodnight Sweet Prince|a celebrity dies]], plz to be going directly to /b/ for the traditional [[lulz|eulogizing]] of the still warm - perhaps still alive - body.

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==How has /b/ changed your life?==

[[Image:4chan_b_motivation.jpg|thumb|/b/ will [[fuck|rape you]].]]

[[Image:Poster1068921.jpg|thumb|/b/ summarized]]

*We learned that you shouldn't be too serious about your [[copypasta]]. Especially when it comes to [[football]].

*If you frequent [[Habbo Hotel]], then you'll notice that creating a character with a suit and an afro is now grounds for an insta-[[ban]]. You have /b/ to thank for that.

*/b/tards were called in to troll [[Wowzaz_86]]'s LiveJournal after he [[almost_raped|munched carpet on a sleeping girl]].

*<nowiki>#4chan</nowiki> is populated almost exclusively by /b/tards.  Everyone else is [[moot|Doug]].

*If you've become [[gay]], a [[furry]], or a run-of-the-mill [[sick fuck]] due to [[internets]] exposure, it is likely caused by a combination of [[LiveJournal]] and /b/.  You may wish to bask in the healing rays of [[Quasidan's penis|Quasidan's]] VAGINA or [[Image:penisfilter.png]] to cleanse yourself of all internet sin.

*Citing /b/ can help you instantly [[pwn]] any [[anarchy|anarchist]] for what a society without rules will be like.

*[[Almostanhero|Despite what they tell you, /b/tards will not selfpwn]].

*If you have AIDS, [[Jews did WTC|/b/ did it]].

*You will be [[Dying Alone]].

[[Image:daysonb.jpg|thumb|right|The effects of /b/ on the brain.]]

==Sample Quotes from /b/==

[[Image:Typicalbtard.jpg|thumb|Typical /b/ user. Tits are fake because [[No girls on the internet|there are no girls on the Internets]].]]

[[Image:This_is_b.jpeg|thumb|The [[Random Page|essence]] of [[/b/]].]]

[[Image:Typical thread.JPG|thumb|The essence of /b/.]]

[[Image:B rating.jpg|thumb|WARNING: /b/ may contain /d/ickgirls!]]

[[Image:hidingCP.jpg|thumb|Need to hide your CP? 4chan sure can help!]]

[[Image:Veteran_btard.jpg|thumb|Veteran /b/tard]]

[[Image:typicalnewfags.jpg|thumb|Typical [[newfags]] who fail at <s>/b/</s> life.]]

[[Image:bbottle.JPG|thumb|Sometimes, /b/ comes in bottles.]]

[[Image:Story of b.jpg|thumb|Other times, /b/ comes in books.]]

[[Image:Sanity.jpg|thumb|This says all that is good of /b/.]]

{{quote|hey faggots from wiki...this isn't a family-friendly site. you'll probably see lots of nigger dicks, girls with electronic gadgets in their asses who look 13, racism, sexism, retards, faggots, heads split open, dead cats, and TONS of shit you won't understand.

pic related. it's a nigger dick.

oh and here's a video of a guy being murdered with a hammer...''|Anonymous}}

{{quote|''This is fucking disturbing... all these pictures of children... but for some strange reason I got a boner while looking through those pics.''|Anonymous}}

{{squote|''"hey guy's i think after 23 years I've finally realized i am gay or maybe partially i dunno. this is scary but in a way liberating. I woke up one day after having a dream about an orgy with men. It bothered me for the last week every time i would think about it i got horny. I started looking at craigslist listings for a sexual experience, well tonight a guy came over, we made out first, i was never hornier in my life. He unzipped my pants and flipped me over on the sofa and started licking my anus, that got me so hard. He then started jerking me off while shoving his tongue down my anus. I've never came so fast, i felt so embarrassed but he was very reassuring, he licked me clean. I was so afraid that after i came i would regret what i have done, but i didn't, i was just a little more relaxed, the lust for the cock was still there, i just wasn't as nervous now. Anyway i didn't want to blow him because i told him i was afraid of the aids, so he put on a condom and began to fuck me from behind. I've had anal experiences before, my girlfriend (she's back home for summer break, we go to school together, more about her later) used a strap on on me a number of times and when I'm alone at home sometimes lurking /b/ i'd have a butt plug in me. But wow, this is a whole different experience, i was being fucked by man who knew what he was doing, anal with my girlfriend was pleasurable but compared to this guy her thrusts were awkward and without the control that a person growing up with a [[Image:penisfilter.png]] all his life.''|Anonymous}}

{{quote|''so, i see you've taken a small, 4-5 year old retard kid, and shopped jizzing [[Image:penisfilter.png]]es around his smiling face so it looks like a manga bukkake party. God bless you anonymous. That could only happen here on /b/''|Anonymous}}

{{squote|''I just ate some fried chicken.

''The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

''Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apoligized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

''He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

''I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the asshole puckering rythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

''I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect [[Image:penisfilter.png]] into the stallion's defenseless asshole. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer|Anonymous}}

{{squote|'''Wow, I was a patron of /b/ for many months before I found the wonders of SA. To me /b/ has been like an abusive but loving internet father/little sister. When I finally managed to wrap my mind around what /b/ has done I felt many a shiver run down my spine. /b/ is a tainted and twisted primeval force that strikes with torrent of filth so brutal and terrible that nothing can escape its grasp unharmed. This man has lost his career and support from his fellow racists due to an angry and violent hive mind who's only purpose is to corrupt and infuriate outsiders. While I don't support either side because they both have done some fucked up shit, I stand in fear and awe at the power /b/ wields. I have always stood in awe at colossal forces. A tidal wave, a hurricane, a nuclear explosion, all destroy totally and nothing else because that is what they do. Like the fires of hell that brutally lash forth to ravish what we hold dear, this dramatic impact on the real world has left me shaken. What my mind keeps looping back to is the fact that /b/ has destroyed a public icon. A man who was living his dream and passionately pursuing it day by day was laid low because part of the internet felt like it. He wasn't taken down by use of traditional protest or a nonprofit organization that wanted publicity, but the manic hatred of Anonymous. /b/ is the raw heart of the internet, and it has claimed a victim. I can only stand in awe as /b/ laughs with glee at its blood smeared palms, not even fully comprehending the size of what it has wrought upon the world.'''|Anonymous}}

{{squote|''I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl\'s bare chest.

''"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.''

''"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.''

''Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.''

''God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.''

''I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.''

''I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.''|Anonymous}}

==What is /b/?==

[[Image:Im depressed b.jpg|thumb|Typical [[reaction meme|reaction]] to [[copypasta]]]]

[[Image:dinosexx0r.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Commonly found on /b/ is the dino sex topic.]]

[[Image:unsee.jpg|thumb|right|[[Caturday|Initial]] reaction upon entering /b/ (clicking on any pics involves [[Roman shower|barfing]]).]]

[[Image:Bfail.JPG|thumb|right|/b/ knows women!]]

[[Image:The_make_up_of_B.png|thumb|right|180px|This is inaccurate: There are no women on the internet.]]

/b/ is defined by [[Urban Dictionary]] as...
*/b/ is the [[User:OldDirtyBtard|guy]] who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
*/b/ is [[User:Abort%2C_retry%2C_fail|first]] to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
*/b/ is the stranger your parents warned you not to talk to.
*/b/ is the [[User:Phuzzy|one]] who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
*/b/ is a [[User:Banshee|failing student]] who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
*/b/ is the [[User:Einsidler|guy]] loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
*/b/ is the [[User:Speedycat|one]] who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
*/b/ is [[User:Abdul|one]] who first introduced you to [[Goatse]].
*/b/ is a [[User:Paco650|hot incest dream]] that you'll try to forget for days.
*/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
*/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying [[Viagra]].
*/b/ is that bat-shit crazy old man who sits on his porch and threatens to shoot the children that step on his lawn.
*/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout the night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date. /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
*/b/ is the kid that likes ''[[Inuyasha]]''.
*/b/ is the guy who buys those mini binoculars at a sophisticated play and uses them to stare at the actresses [[boobs]].
*/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
*/b/ is the 10 second delay in which you contemplate walking back into the room you just accidentally saw your friends naked mom in, and asking her if you could be of assistance.
*/b/ is your penis that betrays you when he turns into a raging hard on, right as you are called to stand up in front of the class.
*/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser
*/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
*/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
*/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
*/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
*/b/ is the strung out drunk guy dancing and playing air guitar alone to the music at an outdoor concert.
*/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you are saying.
*/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
*/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
*/b/ is the homeless person at the bus stop who wraps his arm around you and starts a conversation.
*/b/ is still recovering in the hospital after trying something he saw in a hentai.
*/b/ is the guy that puts an "I love dead babies" banner on the side of his car and drives past the protesters outside of clinics.
*/b/ is the friend who, when you're in the city and you see a homeless person, he pulls what looks like a beer bottle out and gives it to the bum - but the bottle really has a mixture of semen and curdled ovaltine in it.
*/b/ [[Edward Nygma|thinks]] he is smarter than [[you]], but is often [[wrong]].
*/b/ is the friend who makes a Tupac joke when his friend's father got shot in the eye, and laughs at the joke.
*/b/[[Lie|tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire, and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to Fiji.]]
*/b/ is the attractive girl you met over the internet that makes you want to fap, until ''he'' sends you nude pictures, to your dismay.
*/b/ [[Sarcasm|is wonderful]].

However, nobody should ever listen to Urban Dictionary because they are a bunch of elitist, self-important niggers who like to make up words. The best way of describing /b/ is by comparing to ED, as follows...

{{quote|[[Unwarranted self importance|/b/ is sorta like a blind drunk downs syndrome child wielding a chainsaw, whereas ED is like a omglazer guided lulbomb]]|DLB}}

The only definitive thing that can be summed up about /b/, is that each and every single one of the users is an asshole, and damn proud of it.

== Self Description ==

[[Image:Btard.jpg|thumb|Ah, childhood, how I miss thee...]]

''You have just entered the very heart, soul and life force of the internet. This is a place beyond sanity; wild and untamed. There is nothing new here. "New" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. Every interesting, offensive, shocking or debate-inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here, ad infinitum. We are the reason for "not safe for work". We are the Anonymous Army. Cross us and you will fail. Anonymous is everywhere. You depend on us every day. We bag your groceries, we fix your computers. Anonymous sees you before you see him. Sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best, the worst of the worst and most people inbetween.

''We are 4channers. The people devoid of any type of soul or conscience; we are products of cynicism and apathy, and we spread those very sentiments daily. Anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the Internet. He does not forgive, nor forget. We have seen things that defy explanations. We have heard stories that would make any God-fearing, law-abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. We have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.''

''4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. Here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely, if ever, shown. This is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. It is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. This is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world, rich in history and foundation. To become a 4chan user is to speak a different language, and to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.''

''There are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. If you cannot accept this, then you should leave now, because there is no turning back.''

''This is 4chan, this is /b/.''

==[[DAS TROLLPARADIES]]==

Dammit, [[Moot]]!

==[[Old /b/ Day]]==

<i>Moar at [[Old /b/ Day]]!</i>

== In America ==
On /b/ on 7/4/08, to commemorate America's Independence Day, all sentences that do not contain the word [[Retards|America]] in them have IN AMERICA! added to the end of them IN AMERICA!

== 9/10/08 NEVAR FORGET ==

[[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH]]

==Friday the 13th - LOLSCRIPTS==
On June 13th, 2008, 4chan came one step closer to the final solution. A [[script kiddie]] decided to post a script for others to follow its instructions and save it in to Notepad. When the script runs, it posts the guide in a thread on [[/b/]]. The final result was a barrage of lulz and resulted in the newfags that fell for it and didn't know how to stop it getting [[Banned |b&]].  This cycle would reoccur several times thereafter, ensuring that half the posts on /b/ at any given time are [[spam]].

===9 Debbie Lane Brockport New York===
On the morning of August 29, nearly every post on 4chan's [[B|/b/]] was "hey guys, add my AIM: Moderntopia, also come Molotov my house at 9 Debbie Lane, Brockport, New York-who else has a racecar bed? I do!!" or "I am spamming your shitty website and there's nothing you can do about it faggots, if you're man enough come fucking get me - 9 Debbie Lane Brockport New York"

All there is to say is [[Script_kiddie|LOL SKIDDIES]].

{{quote2|maybe the nearest /b/tard should go round there, and ask if they know anyone who's enough of a cunt to spam their address on a message board

i'd guess there's a 90% chance they know exactly who's doing it, and an equal chance they have access to a gun, or a heavy blunt object}}

==Second Civil War==
It has been noted that the Second Civil War of the U.S. was flamantly discussed by /b/ users starting on Friday October 10th, 2008 and continues to be debated on from time to time in new threads.

==/b/ Day 2008==
On October 26, 2008, a bunch of [[Script kiddie]]s caused /b/ to crash. Refugees began flooding /x/, /d/, /v/ and /n/, bringing the cancer with them. The /k/ommandoes began a counter-offensive, striking the /b/tards out of /x/. /d/ was left to rot. Refugees from the affected boards streamed into /a/. As of the 27th, the cancer is once again contained to the smoking shithole known as /b/.

== The 100M Fail==
Most of Sunday 30 Nov was spent by /b/tards trying and epically failing to "Get" 100,000,000 (100M). Moot and the oldfags, as usual, moaned about how failboating /b/ had become, and how GETs now meant nothing. This was promptly ignored. 100M ended up being the largest failget in history. It was taken by the furries, closely followed by the britfags.

==[[chemo|The Day /b/ Died]]==

[[Image:Anontalk_kills_b.jpg|thumb|'''KAYLA > KORAX''']]

<i>See also: [[Anontalk.com#Operation_Antfuck:_The_Empire_Strikes_Back|Operation Antfuck]] & [[RAIDCHAN]]</i>

On December 13, 2008 /b/ came to a grinding halt after hundreds of [[newfags]] deserted the sinking ship as it was getting walloped with a tsunami of spam [[chemo]] from [[RAIDCHAN]] including the familiar '''KORAX > YOU''' and some '''KAYLA > YOU''' for good measure. For a few glorious hours, /b/ was almost as good as it never was; /b/tards didn't have to bump their own [[posts]] and [[threads]] didn't [[404]] in 30 seconds.

==[[Boxxy|The Third Civil War, 10/11 January '09]]==

On the 10 January, every other thread on /b/ was something to do with [[Boxxy]]. Newfags were hailing her as [[Fail|'The Queen Of /b/]]. [[Newfags|Oldfags]] Bawwed, and declared war on the [[Idiots|boxxy supporters]]. Due to the mods failing to [[Banhammer|take action]] against the cancerspam it was decided that [[anhero|an hero]] by DDoS was the only [[Fail|effective]] option. Despite over 9,000 camwhores joining in the campaign against Boxxy by providing an epic number of tits, [[DDoS]] was called for at 00:00 GMT, 11 January '09. Shortly after mods blocked all posts to the site claiming [[lies|img.4chan.org down for maintenance, posting across all boards is temporarily disabled]] before the entire site [[404]]'d, when actually Anonymous pwn'd the servers. Following the Civil War, saying "Boxxy" causes insta-ban. 

[[Image:Jan10maintain.PNG]]

==/b/ Gallery==

{{cg|/b/ Gallery|bgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Bananaana2.jpg|Nevermind.
Image:Bdecember22.jpg|Typical /b/ reaction
Image:b_movie.jpg|[[4chan]]'s latest animated film.
Image:Everydayb.jpg|General retardation of /b/tard responses.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Obamasupb.jpg|Original home of the [[Patriotic Nigra]].
Image:BeforeAfter.jpg|A Romanian /b/tard, before and after his conversion.
Image:Discussingpenis.jpg|We're discussing [[Image:penisfilter.png]]es, would you like to join?
Image:Idiot 4chan mod.PNG|Anyone can do anything in /b/, including the mods.
Image:Ort.jpg|teaches parents
Image:Bplz.gif|Average /b/ crap
Image:Motivator525307.jpg|What happens to serious discussion on /b/.
Image:Pedoluv.jpg|What you'll either see or fap to on /b/.
Image:B_shit_on_chest.JPG|discover new [[fapping]] ways suggested by /b/
Image:garfieldwtf.jpg|[[Garfield|Jon]] as a btard.
Image:4inch_chan.jpg|Typical [[cock]] found at /b/
Image:4chanpizza.png|The most normal post on the /b/ board.
Image:1181859476447.jpg|SAVE THE CHILDRENZ
Image:4chan-Niggers.png
Image:b_advice.png|Typical /b/ content
Image:4chan rubber cock monsters.png|The essence of /b/
Image:bruins.jpg
Image:b_funeral.jpg|a little melodramatic aren't we
Image:4chan thread template.png|Now in an easy to follow template
Image:Proofbwasnevergood.jpg|The good old days
Image:Btards_are_doctors.png|/b/tards are licensed professionals
Image:toostupid.png|/b/ is too stupid to understand
Image:Bruinslives.jpg|BAAAW
Image:Megaman.gif
Image:Beeeeuuurrrkkkk.png
Image:Bproof.jpg|Proof that /b/ has been around since the dawn of the internets.
</gallery>|}}

==See Also==
*[[4chan]]
*[[7chan]]
*[[b/-day|/b/-day]]
*[[klik-BOMF]]
*[[Lulzcore]] - the music of /b/
*[[Moot]]
*[[Snacks]]
*[[The Great Re/b/oot]]
*[[SlashAIMslash]]
*[[The xchan effect]]

==External Links==
*[http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html Go directly to /b/]
*[http://www.anonib.com/invasions/ AnoniB] - Raid organization for /b/

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