Ninja
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
According to Robert Hamburger, author of The Official Ninja Webpage and the subsequent book Real Ultimate Power, the ninja are mammals that fight all the time. However, Robert failed to acknowledge the existence of non-mammalian ninjas, such as the reptilian, amphibious and avian varieties.
Ninjas usually think they are cool for swinging around swords and wearing masks on their heads while having overly dramatic fighting scenes and continuously thinking out loud.
| —Elliot Spencer, Of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation</strong> |
[edit] Ninjas make great housemates
[edit] Gallery
 A typical ninja woman from Japan. |
 Her evil twin. |
 A typical ninja girl fom United States. |
 Western ninjas are usually fat. |
 A modern day ninja. This was taken before he started flipping out and killing people. |
 All true ninjas should know how to do this. |
 An important warning. |
 A real Ninja. Not one of those fake fucks. |
 And another. |
 How to become a ninja in 7 easy steps. |
 Conan was ninja too! |
 Ninjas are often anime experts. |
 Ninja > Emo |
 Hey, Ninja shit! Chop one of these, you fuck! |
 Ninja can often befound attacking awesome Alterative Rock bands. |
 Codey Porter, s& ninja. |
[edit] See also
- Afro Ninja
- Ashida Kim, a famous (but very fake) ninja
- Askaninja.com
- Bad
- Day of the Ninja
- Kato
- Naruto (and Narutards)
- Ninjas vs. Pirates
- Ninjapirate
- user:Ninja, a real ninja
[edit] External links
