Smegma
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The cheesy-lint-spawnofsatan that develops under the foreskin; often the result of poor hygiene. The male equivalent of yeast infections. Really nasty. Made of dried sperm and lint from your underwear. This condition is alleviated by regular washing.
In spite of the inconvenience to the afflicted individual (and his mom), smegma has a surprisingly large number of commercial applications.
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[edit] Smegma Poetry
There once was a girl from Heath
She liked to peel pack foreskin with her teeth
It wasn't for money or anything funny
but to get to the cheese underneath
[edit] Marketable Products That Can Be Fabricated From Smegma
- Packaging materials
- Motor engine lubricants
- Modelling clay for children
- Pet food
- McDonalds shakes
- Fat-free cheese
- Egg Drop soup
- Tofu
- A sandwich for your bratty kids
[edit] Gallery of Smeg
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[edit] See Also
Categories: Sex | Stub
