Bump
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bump (or "bermp" in French) is a redundant term used on chans to keep a thread getting. It is replying to a thread without saging it.
Bumping is a favorite device of attention whores particularly used when their post has failed to get the lulz they think they deserve, or, for once in their pathetic newfag lives, managed to get some lulz but no one noticed. Prepare for a series of sock puppets to continue bump the thread until they have received the affirmation they are seeking or become an hero.
Anyone who has ever bumped a thread is cancer, and should lurk moar. The only exception is when you bump a thread that is at least 15 years old, on a relevant topic, originally posted by yourself, for great justice.
Unfortunately in its old age, "Bump" has been fagatized by those fucking fuckers drama llamas at Gaia who wish to procure more jewgolds to dress their nonexistent anime selves with worthless crap. Someone's gotsta gets da jewgolds. Which is always insufficient.
[edit] The Delicate Procedure of A Bumpage
The creator of a thread goes underwater and gently bumps a meme with his or her nose.
The post comes up.
[edit] See Also
Categories: Stub | Memes | Netspeak
