12 year old girls
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Twelve-year-old girls are suspected to be a special breed of 16-year-old girls. As their predecessors, they are known for speaking entirely in aLtCaPs, overuse of starz***, hearts ♥♥♥<3, l33t speak, typingggg likeeee thissss;; and being obsessed with Hannah Montana, High School Musical, iCarly, the Jonas Brothers, Camp rock and basically anything on Disney or Nickelodeon. They are traps, lying about their ages, and also lying about having a membership to the Itty Bitty Titty committee.
A favorite of pedophiles, these demonic female creatures are a scourge upon the internet. They should be ignored, mocked until they cry/get their parents, and trolled as much as possible.
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[edit] Background
Twelve-year-old girls have existed for at least 100 years as chronicled by Oingo Boingo, and have been annoying for just as long. They normally spend their oh so vast time making OMG KAWAII!!/1 glitter text and drawings of themselves even though they're ugly as fuck. Unlike their counterparts, 16-year-old girls, 12-year-old girls do not even have the redeeming factor of being occasionally hot. Instead, they are annoying as shit, and make you want to punch a baby.
Typical youtube profile of a 12-year-old girl here
[edit] Interaction
Fortunately, 12-year-old girls do not usually penetrate the bowels of the internet, because they are too retarded to figure out any form of advanced skills. They spend most of their time on Neopets, LiveJournal, or MySpace camwhoring it up with angle shots, posting over nine thousand bulletins and general faggotry. When one is encountered out of these contexts, it is almost certain that they will want to have cyber sex with you. You should always accept, as having sex with a 12-year-old girl is the only known cure for GRIDS though known to be very teasey, all talk no walk. (after your done with them there wont be much walking for awhile)
[edit] Control
12-year-old girls are spoon fed propaganda straight from the dick of Disney channel on a daily basis thus prompting them to buy/ listen/bone to whatever their idols luv. Example: "kEV1n of the JonA$ br0th3rs" came out of the closet as a John Mayer fag declaring the song "3x5" (rating: you autofellatio to this at 3 am) as his favorite. Within seconds, 12-year-old girls flock to google video and boost viewer numbers on AMVs that no one gave a shit about, squirting over the comment boards about how the like the song because K3viN loves it,giving thumbs down to people with an IQ. [1] (Commenting on this video=easy lulz) some group into silly interweb gatherings, and if one is mocked to a point, an automatic 4 paragraph cap locked bitching letter will be sent to your screen name. this is a very bothersome and predictable occurance. the way only way to defeat these swooping demons is to call them fat...
[edit] See Also
- 16-year-old girls
- 13-year-old boys
- Ashley Tisdale
- Asking for it
- Miley Cyrus
- Lazy Town
- Jailbait
- Disney
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