ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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Archaic form

“	ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?	„
—Jules

“	ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ, MAΛAKA! ΤΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ;!	„
—Ιούλιος

“	¿INGLÉS, HIJOPUTA! LO HABLAS?	„
—Rodrigo

“	?TI-KAEPS-UOY-OD !REKCUFREHTOM ,HSILGNE SDRAWKCAB	„
—seluJ

“	انجليزي ياكس امك بتتكلمه	„
—Alex

“	ENSKA, MÓÐURRIÐILL! TALARU HANA?	„
—Jón

“	ENGELSK, DIN MORRAPULER! SNAKKER DU DET?	„
—Julius

“	ENGELSKA, DIN MORSKNULLARE! TALAR DU DET?	„
—Julius

“	ENGELSK, DIN MORKNEPPER! TALER DU DET?	„
—Julius

“	ENGELS, MOEDERNEUKER! SPREEK JE HET?	„
—Julian

“	ENGLISCH, MUTTERFICKER! SPRICHST DU DAS?	„
—Julian

“	INGLESE FIGLIO DI TROIA, LO PARLI?	„
—Jules

“	L'ANGLAIS, ENCULÉ DE TA MÈRE! TU LE PARLES?	„
—Jules

“	אנגל'ת מטרפקר ה'ם אתה מדבר זה	„
—Jewles

“	ENSKA, MÓÐURSERÐIR! TALARÐU HANA?	„
—Júlíus

“	英语，干你娘！你会说吗？	„
—常旺

“	영어, 어머니 멍청이! 당신은 그것을 말하는가?	„
—주를스

“	英語、ちくしょう！話すか？	„
—ジューレス

“	अंग्रेज़ी माँ-चोद! बोलता है तू?	„
—जिष्णु

“	АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, ПИДОРАС! ТЫ ГОВОРИШЬ ПО АНГЛИЙСКИ?	„
—Юлий/Джулс

“	BÉARLA, A FEISEÓIR-MHÁTHARA! AN BHFUIL SÉ LEAT?	„
—Seánio

“	INGLÊS, FILHO DA PUTA!FALA?	„
—Júlio

“	АНГЛІЙСЬКА, ВИБЛЯДКУ! ТИ РОЗМОВЛЯЄШ НЕЮ?	„
—Джулс

“	ENGLANTI, KUSIPÄÄ, PUHUTKO SINÄ SITÄ?	„
—Tommy

“	ANGOLUL, A KURVA ANYÁD! TE BESZÉLSZ ÚGY?	„
—Gyula

“	ANGOL A KURVA ANYÁD UGYE BESZÉLED	„
—Kissjuni

“	LINGUAM ANGLICAM, O OEDIPE! LOQUERISNE EAM?	„
—Julius Caesar

“	ANGREZI, MADAR-CHOD! BOLTA HAI TU?	„
—Jishnu

“	LA ANGLAN, PATRINFIKISTO? ĈU VI PAROLAS ĜIN?	„
—Ĵulĉjo

“	ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ ΡΕ ΜΑΛΑΚΑ! ΞΕΡΕΙΣ ΝΑ ΜΙΛΑΣ?	„
—Ιούλιος

“	ANGIELSKI, MATKOJEBCO! MÓWISZ NIM?	„
—Julek

“	АНГЛИСКИ, МАЈКОЕБАЧ! ГО ГОВОРИШ ЛИ?	„
—Џулс

“	3n(+1!z(-), M0TH3RF00K3R! D00 U 5P1K 1T?	„
—Skript kiddie

“	INGLISE KEEL, EMAKOINIJA! RÄÄGID SA SEDA?	„
—Juulius

“	ENGLEZĂ, ÎN PIZDA MĂ-TII! ŞTII SĂ VORBEŞTI?	„
—Iuliu

“	ANGLICKÝ, MAMRD! MLUVÍŠ TO?	„
—Julius

“	YER BOR SNER DER MOTHERFUCKER, SPEAKY DE ENGLISH BORK BORK BORK	„
—Swedish ~~Chef~~ Jules

“	ANGLISKI, TU MĀTES DRĀZĒJ. VAI TU TO MĀKI?	„
—Jūlijs

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[edit] Origins

This epic phrase was coined by nigra actor Samuel L. Jackson (as Jules), in his tits movie Pulp Fiction.

Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "What country you from?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "Then you know what I'm saying!"
Brett: "Yes!"

[edit] Current usage

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER: DO YOU SPEAK IT!? is the trump card of Grammar Nazis everywhere and the literary counterpart of ad hominem. You can easily disprove an argument, no matter how valid, by pointing out a few spelling and punctuation errors, and blasting the user for failing to put together a complete sentence.