16-year-old girl

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Typical 16 year old girl showing off her stuff

Alternative version

HAY GUYZZZ IM LIEK So0o0o0 BAK3D RiGHT No0W!!! Lo0K Do0WN Mii $HiRT PLZzZzZ!!!

lolz look it me!!!!! im so cash!!!!! im lack of attention lololz!!!111.

15 year old camwhores DOING IT WRONG.

16 year old camwhores that are so asking for it.You notice that this girl has some dry face.

More 16 year old girls asking for it.

16-year-old girl is a term used as a sweeping reference to all teenage girls on teh internets (in fact, most 16 year-old girls are 13 or younger): their juvenile gossip, teen angst, inability to say a sentence without the word "like", excitement over pop culture and incoherent posting using strange expressions, unusual typing styles, and aLtCaPs to scald your retina. They are also a known producer of anti-lulz, the disease that causes AIDS and a whole slew of other virile venereal diseases.

It should be mentioned that the term is in direct conflict with the rules of the internet, which state that there are NO girls on the internet; this means that 99.8% of them are really men with rapeable bodies, hiding a dong under their Spongebob Squarepants underwear, or were men before a radical sex change.

One special characteristic of these underage soon-to-be-just-like-all-grown-women-whores is that they are sucking on teh cock 90% of the time they spend wasting oxygen. The other 10% is wasted in the throes of anorexia.

1 History
2 Psychology
3 Conversations
4 Identification in the wild
5 Fun Facts
6 16-Year-Old Girls on MySpace
7 Educational Videos
8 16-year-old Gallery
9 See Also
10 External Links

[edit] History

Sixteen-year-old girls represent some 90 percent of the teen population and are ubiquitous on the Internets. They typically have over 9000 journals or blogs, and specialize in creating fan signs and LJ whoreage. It's easy to confuse them with fifteen-year-old girls, who are fairly similar.

PROTIP for Forum Administrators: If you invite one 16-year-old girl to your forum, she will invite all her stupid friends to come too, because, like, oh my god, oh em gee, this place is so CUTE!!! This technique must only be used in emergencies, since it will either make your forum almost as n00bish as OtakuWorks, or turn it into the next MySpace before 2010.

[edit] Psychology

16 year old girls have an incurable hunger: no, not for black cock but for something far worse- Attention. A typical 16 year old girl will babble on endlessly about her "problems" like how her parents are "Like OMG SO LAME!!1" for not letting her out of the house dressed like a common back-alley prostitute. Parents are only trying to protect their bajinas from the evils of the outside world. Sadly, most will have welfare babies and SuperAIDS by next year at the latest.

16 year old girls tend to have very poor body image issues. no matter how smokin' hot they are they STILL think they're fat which gets annoying as shit. Unless they actually are fat. If so, then troll for eazy LULZ. Disregard that- if she is Pro Ana call her a fucking whale, sit back and watch the lulz roll in.To fuck them simply say "like".

[edit] Conversations

Sixteen-year-old girls have a tendency to call you late at night to talk about stupid shit thinking that they're convincing you of how intellectual they are. As part of their irrational desire to attract older men, even the ones in special-education programs will try to convince you that they're really mature for their age. They also love cock in their often loose hallway vaginae. It is known that they prefer Hammers of Dawn belonging to nigras.

First, they'll tell you how much they love the pointless, pretentious, nonsensical, and edgy mind-fuck movie they just watched. They'll also bring up whatever shitty band was just on TV. Then they'll try to discuss philosophy without having ever studied philosophy but maybe just Wikipedia'd Sartre and found it too hard to finish. They believe themselves omnipotent super chicks incapable of error and will kick you out of their StickAm chat if you disagree with them.

Sitting through this is like stabbing your dick repeatedly, which cancels out the subsequent, albeit dubious benefits of acquiring 9,001 MySpace friends.

[edit] Identification in the wild

Most sixteen-year-old girls give themselves away by producing a never-ending stream of mallcore tripe about subjects like sXe, shit bands, trying miserably for the attentions of bois that ignore them (see emo), and Jesus.

A high proportion of this sort of posting combined with huge numbers of camwhore pics is at least 100% accurate at predicting the presence of a 16-year-old girl.

Some specimens, however, take on a coy persona. They may make their journals friends only, but these coquettish underage vixens can nonetheless be identified using the following probability chart:

site or journal in tiny font nearly the same color as the background see also: MySpace whore if all lower case: see emo if altcaps or slurredddddd: see suburban hXc	90% probable
site or journal layout includes text like "1024x768. internet explorer. css. frames. respect for what's mine."	93% probable
if this line includes "tolerance for [...]"	95% probable
site or journal layout includes the cropped corner of an internet disease photo or a photo of celebrities, overlaid with fancy script fonts, spraypaint brushes, and/or small stars or ghey sparkles	97% probable
if the link to the bio page is the word "girl" instead of "bio" or "about me"	98% probable
if her age is in the 60-99 years old range	99.5% probable
if a veiled reference to cutting or being ana is present in banner/links	99% probable
and finally, if the site or journal layout changes your mouse pointers from the default to something retarded	100% probable

Using this handy guide, you can instantly identify the owner of this placeholder page as a 16-year-old girl. Note the mouse pointers. It's 100% certain and was later verified!

In a less virtual capacity, signs to spot 16-year-old girls are: a constant need to hug each other, a constant need to hug some fat faggot no one likes, a constant need to defend a fat faggot no one likes when attacked, speaking at an incomprehensible speed, laughing at something that's rude at a high decibel level e.g. OH MY GOD YOU JUST SAID WILLY! TATS FUNNY LOL.

[edit] Fun Facts

By raping a 16-year-old-girl, you automatically win manliness points.
All 16-year-old-girls have absolutely no brain. No exceptions.
It is in this age that they are most likely to become BI (DEAL WIT IT!1).
Every man in existence has fapped to the fantasy of raping a 16-year-old-girl at least twice.
Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being raped over 9000 times.
Every 16-year-old-girl has masturbated to the fantasy of being tentacle raped at least 100 times.
Snuff films starring this form of internet disease are in fact legal in any state.
In Uganda, or some of those shitty countries that doesn't even have a flag, hitting a 16-year-old-girl awards you a medal and 100 internets.
All 16-year-old-girls secretly want it up their asses, so rape is considered epic win.
LHC kills 16-year-old-girls [1]
16 year old girls take everything awesome and give it tons of teen angst and emo eyeliner, therefore diluting the awesomeness

[edit] 16-Year-Old Girls on MySpace

So far, there has been one species of 16-Year-Old Girl discovered. The Common Red-Breasted 16-Year-Old, indigenous to most parts of the world, (excepting, naturally, Africa, Iraq and China, in which any woman that dares open her mouth is instantly dealt with. The MySpace of the Common Red-Breast is usually a one or two word variation of the following:

"I love movies, music, people, being loud and crazy. I cant wait to turn 18 because I really want a tatoo really bad and to get out of my house! I often have moments were I get lost in thought about life in general, why we are here, and what happens next. I have a tendency to wear alot of black. Hey, it's a slimming color. :) I usually am a terrible speller. yay. I am the BIGGEST blonde. My god I can be funny some times. I really need to learn how to think before I talk, I have a real problem of not doing that.....Well I am done writing about me. Yeah so Bye! :P"

Current mood: depressed.

How long can YOU go without kicking her in the cunt? Not long, I'm sure.

Now, how about this one?

"my names Jayde, i really like deep thought (moar liek throat amirite?) and i totally wish i was married to bam margera and ryan sheckler at the same time! (is that like possible?!) anyways im feeling Kooky just had TON of sugar! OMG All my friends smoke marijuana! Don't they know it kills braincells! i reeelle dont wanna smoke i just like drinking and like havin a good time u no?? and its so hard all the time with guys just checking me out and acting like im some kindof thinggg u no!! omg im so depressed cuz i gained like 12 pounds this summer and it all went to my asss so i just feel like a fatty all the time."

[edit] Educational Videos

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Asking For It

The rare 13 year-old breed.

Even Ugly Ones Ask For It

Typical Fat Attention Whore

WUT

Every typical 16-year-old girl underneath all the fat-girl angle shots.

She's a playa

Keep the hate comments coming, boys

[edit] 16-year-old Gallery

OMG I'm liek 16 Years Old!!!11!ONE!

A typical bebo slut also IRL

16 year olds want to kill themselves using air guns. HOORAY Also note how this dumb shit wrote "goodbye" backwards

Glitter graphics--the tool 16 year old girls use to hypnotize you into commenting on their pictures. Excessive use of these delicate weapons of mass destruction gives visitors seizures.

What happens when you make fun of a 16 year old girls MySpace page.

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Moar 16 year old girls. Note the shitty pseudo-scene/???? MySpace photography, commonly mistaken as art	Guess the loli...	Every 16 year old girls fantasy. They think they can convert any fag into first class heterosexuals.	Some 16-year-old-girls are asking for Nigra cock, which is the reason for AIDS.
A formal portrait of a 16 year old.	An acceptable means of raising your 16 year old daughter.	Taking the moral highground with a look of disgust is one of their favorite pastimes.	It's a 16-year-old girl but is it art?
Arabs handle their problems the right way.	16 year old girls tend to congregate together.	Attention whores and 16 year old girls go together like AIDS and Africa.	Some "Lets pretended to be lesbians to get attention" school of thought.
He Kexin, 16! Proof: Chinese Passport.	Note the excessive makeup and the lopsided smile, proving that she is indeed retarded. She also falls hopelessly in love with any boy she sees.	but is it art?	16-year-old girls travel in packs with a pimp
Typical 16 year-old camwhore.	Teen Girl Squad!	While many people are trying to find answers to life, stop wars in the world, fight communism and other shits, this is what girls are most worried about.	OMG U GUYS im liek soooo funny and different !!!!!!1111nineeleven
She came.	Notice the stupid expression and the fact that the photo was taken in a bathroom.	Swing along emo slavegirl	thumb\|Sixteen-year-old girl at its best, previously referring to itself as 'miss kayla tha sexy biatch'. Fun fact, this 'sexy biatch' is the one on the left of the picture... not that it really matters - neither of them are at all likely to turn ur boyfriend into ur ex.
"OMG, hey girlz, let's liek totally pretend to be lezbians so we can get attention, LOLS."	attention whores lol. ALSO THEY ARES A JEW!!!111!1onelevent	SHE CAME.	Omg they like, so totally show their fat ugly asses~~, for their totally gay sport~~. Not a sport.
Proof 16 year old girls love nigras.	Asking for it...OMG! According to her Bebo, this whore is 13!	Typical 16-year-old girl.	Her profile says she's fifteen, but the excessive makeup, botox expression and laugh lines point moar towards 53.
Chronic :D is a common condition among 16-year-old girls.