Pitchfork

Taking cues from Justin Timberlake and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Morrissey and his band stuck 7" records to their dicks and got someone to take a picture of it. (Insert 7" joke here [insert "insert" joke here].) According to Morrissey-solo, the photo is featured on the inside sleeve of his new single, "I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris".

Really, though: How are those records staying in place? Two-sided tape? Rubber cement? Gum? Maybe we don't want to know. And Moz: The hair looks fine.

Morrissey is doing all sorts of other stuff nowadays, too, but that all suddenly seems less consequential.