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Posted on November 15th 2008

I'm drunk and I have no patience for your dumb crap. So shut up and listen. My iTunes is on shuffle and every song is awesome because I have impeccable taste. Unlike you morons. Check out these tunes. Dr. Ring Ding - "Good Times" (Nice Again) A tasty little dancehall number from...

Posted on December 24th 2008

Every year, my friend Derek gets a bunch of people to take part in a celebrity Dead Pool. Yeah yeah yeah, it's wrong, you shouldn't do this. Blah blah blah. It's still fun to try and guess who's going to kick the bucket. Every year, my picks have come up dry and they live another day. I always...

Posted on August 4th 2008

Time to get some info It's been a few hours since I woke up in that dirty, grimey bathroom stall. The faint smell of my masculine cologne lingers faintly in the air. (that's a good one...better write it down) I wish I had some more of it but this urinal patty will have to do for now....

Posted on March 22th 2008

I got a bit nostalgic a few days ago. I decided to bring out some of my favourite ska and punk albums from when I was a teenager. I got rid of most of them, the shitty third wave ska compilations and tongue-in-cheek punk albums (Diesel Boy unfortunately does not withstand the test of time). Among...

Posted on May 7th 2008

At the end of 2003, when The Mighty Mighty Bosstones announced their hiatus, my little plaid world crumbled to pieces. I just couldn't understand it. "Pay Attention" certainly didn't get the recognition it deserved, but "Jack Knife to a Swan" was a really solid album. I was sure if they went...

Posted on October 25th 2008

I was just thinkng 2 myself, fredrico, u r the smartest and sweomest person in the universe, possibly that other universe over to the side also, so why do you even bother pretending like your not? So being the witty fello that I am, I said, "Yo mamma!" And a good laff was had all round. Wich...

Posted on April 13th 2008

Ahh...another visit to the lovely Middletown Psych Center. Once again we had EMF reader and cameras with us; but this time, we also brought a voice recorder and microphone. Now, the night before we had went to the Psych Center briefly, and while walking around with the EMF reader, I had felt a...

Posted on June 22th 2008

With the recent M. Night Shyamalan film ho-humming through theaters, I decided to return to what I think was his best film to date, Unbreakable. Starring Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson, Unbreakable really was the "sophomore" slump after the Sixth Sense. In terms of box office receipts, I guess...

Posted on May 21th 2008

Sweet Avenue Bake Shop and Leafygreen.info are throwing a party and you are all invited! Come on down to Rutherford, NJ for an afternoon of CUPCAKES and MUSIC! We'll have giveaways too. See the fliers and more...

Posted on August 2nd 2008

I've been going through my clothes and I just realized how much plain white under shirts AKA wife beaters I have. On top of that I have a few unopened packages of white shirts waiting to be opened. I have so many shirts that the ones still in the packages might as well be back-ups. Many of these...