Banbot
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The banbot is a bot authored by aempirei. It joins every public channel on a given IRC network and proceeds to announce the existence of Bantown. It then /invites every user it encounters to #bantown and adds their nick to its queue.
When a nick in the queue joins bantown, it bans them.
The banbot sometimes leads to interesting dialogue with the administrators of the largest IRC networks in the world:
01:07 <@oclet> 22:05 -!- Irssi: Starting query in mzima with Lindy_ 01:07 <@oclet> 22:05 <Lindy_> my want to stop spamming 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> i am pleading to you 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> to allow us to continue spamming 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> we are sad internet losers 01:07 <@oclet> 22:06 <oclet> and find this to be fairly entertaining 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> then find another network 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> I bet you do. 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <oclet> we're doing it on 3 other networks as well 01:07 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> just dont do it on mine 01:08 <@oclet> 22:07 <Lindy_> humor someone else 01:08 <@oclet> 22:07 <oclet> we'll let you hang out there 01:08 <@oclet> 22:07 <oclet> if you promise to be nice 01:08 <@sdf-> hhahah 01:08 <@sdf-> promise her +v
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root66 was never in Bantown.
03:16 -!- mode/#bantown [+b root66!*@*] by RAPETIME 03:16 -!- root66 was kicked from #bantown by RAPETIME [lol welcome to BANTOWN : http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a71/sdfromage/tbb.gif ] 03:17 <@LOL-ita> i ate too much cotton candy 03:17 <@aempirei> LOL IS KATIES LABIA FIRM 03:17 <@LOL-ita> lol root66 03:17 -!- RAPETIME [bbqjewface@undef.net] has quit [Killed (root66 (ban this))] 03:17 <@veew> bahahaha 03:17 <@aempirei> LOL BAN THIS 03:17 <@LOL-ita> lol root66 03:17 <@aempirei> everyone /invite root66 03:17 <+HIVlntine> haha 03:17 <@LOL-ita> LOL BANT THIS 03:17 <@aempirei> >>> Inviting root66 to #bantown 03:17 -!- mode/#bantown [-b root66!*@*] by veew 03:18 -!- root66 [root66@efnet.orgy] has joined #bantown 03:18 < root66> ahahaha 03:18 <@veew> WELCOME TO BANTOWN 03:18 < root66> best 03:18 < root66> channel 03:18 <@aempirei> whats up rape time! 03:18 < root66> ever 03:18 -!- mode/#bantown [+v root66] by veew 03:18 -!- root66 was kicked from #bantown by LOL-ita [WE BANNED THAT] 03:18 -!- root66 [root66@efnet.orgy] has joined #bantown 03:18 <@aml> What about Katie? Is she curious about Scientology? 03:18 < root66> YOU ARE DEAD TO ME BANDTOWN 03:18 <@aempirei> WHO IS KATIE 03:18 <@aml> Yeah, absolutely. She digs it. 03:18 < root66> YOU HEAR THAT? 03:18 < root66> DEAD TO ME 03:18 <@aempirei> HOW IS KATIES LABIA 03:19 < root66> GOOD DAY SIR 03:19 <@veew> =[ 03:20 < root66> AHAHAH 03:20 <@aempirei> man who wants to see my hard boner 03:20 < root66> OK LOOK 03:20 < root66> LET'S MAKE A DEAL GUYS 03:20 <@aempirei> YOURE LOOKIN AT IT? 03:20 < root66> *I WAS NEVER HERE* 03:20 -!- mode/#bantown [+v root66] by veew 03:20 <@aempirei> i wasnt either 03:20 <@aempirei> ;) 03:20 <@veew> never here 03:20 <@veew> got it. 03:20 -!- root66 [root66@efnet.orgy] has left #bantown []
Banbot vs Freenode
18:37 <@BearPerson> freenode is a network about open-source software and other projects of peers helping peers 18:37 -%- mode/#bant0wn [-bb *!?=oclet@hackforjes.us *!*@*] by oclet 18:37 <@oclet> i heard it was for warez 18:37 <@oclet> and pron 18:37 <@BearPerson> you're quite welcome to hang out in the support channels and get or provide support 18:38 <@BearPerson> but we're a bit harsh about warez and spam 18:38 <@oclet> yeah me too 18:38 <@oclet> i hate when people dont pay for software 18:38 <@BearPerson> check out http://irc.netsplit.de/networks/ 18:38 <@oclet> it makes me want to slice my dong with a razor blade 18:38 <@BearPerson> that's probably the most complete list of IRC networks out there 18:39 <@BearPerson> I'm sure you'll find a network that is less harsh about this sort of stuff 18:39 <@oclet> sweet. wanna harass quakenet with me? 18:39 <@oclet> it will be teh l0lz 18:40 <@BearPerson> at least, it will be more appropriate ;-) 18:40 <@BearPerson> you see, quakenet is more IRC and "chaos" oriented than freenode, though not as much as EFnet 18:41 <@BearPerson> freenode is neutral territory. We're here to provide a place for friendly support, which you can use or provide if you want 18:42 <@BearPerson> but we can't be that place if we're constantly running after spammers and cleaning up channel wars 18:42 <@oclet> i'm just here for the pr0n and the warez 18:42 <@oclet> i dont know anything about spam 18:42 <@BearPerson> then you're on the wrong network 18:42 <@oclet> are you a furry? 18:45 <@BearPerson> just keep this off freenode please, okay? 18:45 <@oclet> sure 18:45 <@oclet> tell me when you take the ban off of tor 18:45 <@oclet> so i can do it again
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