RPG Maker
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A program made for wishful thinking nerds who have dreams of getting into the video game industry, RPGmaker helps you create shit games that *might* have been up to par with graphics that were state of the art in 1991. Approximately 99.998% of the so called "games" created by RPGmaker are half-finished, and almost all use sprites stolen from Final Fantasy VI. A while back, some wapanese dick released a Dragonball Z sprite pack, causing much more shit games that clog the tubes. It should also be noted that you need to install the software to run any game created in RPG Maker. What a load of shit.
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Reasons
- RPGs are shit.
- It restricts you.
- It can only use midi files for music.
- They never have enough cowbell.
History
Originally released in Japan as "RPG Maker 95", some wapanese dork by the name of Don Miguel found RPG Maker 2000 (a.k.a RM2K) and translated it into English. Once this happened, everyone who thought they could make a game pretended to. The games were then all erased by the amazing magic of Windows.
Don Miguel's site closed down for a while but came back for some reason; the site still only supported RM2K and RM95, probably because he's a stupid fuck.
A few years ago, a version of RPGmaker was released on the Playstation; the entire gameplay consisted of the thrill of making an RPG that only you can play! Also, if you wanted to share/sell it with your friends you needed to obey the legal disclaimer, which stated that you had to pixel draw every bit of the RPG in order to do so. Until recently, this caused more deaths than Korean WOW gamers.
