1984

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Original: http://conandefeat.ytmnd.com/

1. A gay Van Halen album released in, you guessed it, 1984.
2. A novel written around 1948 AD, published in 1949 AD, by George Orwell, telling the story of an overpopulated society where humans eat a delicious treat called Soylent Green. The protagonist has sex with a lot of women and then gets tortured by a government agent named Conan O'Brien. In the image to the right, you can see the female liberates us all from the evil that is Conan O'Brien.
   • Liberals love to make analogies to this book all the time. You know, since America is such a totalitarian, fascist state where you can be imprisoned for saying anything bad about the government.
   • You may notice that "84" is "48" reversed. This is purely coincidental and in no way relates to the Jewish conspiracy.
   • As we all know; 1984 in real life was exactly as predicted by the book. George Orwell is a fucking genius, I mean we should just call him George ORACLE or something, man, amirite? It is also well known that Jamie Baillie wants him to have his babies.
3. 1984 was also the year my cat died because I fist fucked him. RIP Snuggles.
4. Some fag named Saivert gives head 1,984 times a day
5. George Orwell totally intended for his book to be read by high school freshmen and teachers who work for a government funded organization. There is no irony in a teacher who doesn't understand the history the book is using as context.
6. The Internets was invented by Al Gore.
7.  ?????
8. PROFIT!