India
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| —Traditional Indian Greeting |
The subcontinent of India (or INDIAH! in British English) consists of Pagans, curry and telemarketers. It is found somewhere in South East Asia.
"THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!" is the national slogan for Indians.
AOL hires lots of people from India for phone support, due to their polite etiquette and excellent grasp of the English language, plus they get bonus points for the ability to sense immediately if someone is calling to cancel so they can hang up on them before they can even ask.
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[edit] Overview
The Indian film industry (AKA Bollywood) is famous for its original content.
Although modern images of India often show poverty and lack of development, India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth.
Then Indians got nukes. Now they think they can take out China (despite already getting pwned by them in the 60s over a shitty uninhabited desert). India and Pakistan are mortal enemies, despite being the same country 60 years ago and speaking pretty much the same language, their butthurt rivalry is also due to each claiming a stretch of uninhabitable mountains in the name of national pride and Ego; so calling an Indian a Paki is akin to calling a Jew an Arab. It is therefore, an extremely good source of lulz.
Another totally NOT gay scene from Bollywood:
Women's rights in action:
The typical job in India:
Your typical indian Gangsta:
[edit] Who are the Indians?
They are considered an up-and-coming a smelly race and are in heavy economic competition failure with in comparison with the Chinese pplz, though the two nations retain generally friendly diplomatic relations. India contains 1.0 - 1.1 billion of Earth's 6 billion, while China has 1.2 - 1.3 billion. However, India is growing at a faster pace and will overtake China in raw population, which, undoubtedly will fucking suck for them, considering India is over 9000 times smaller than China in land area. Al Gore mentioned in his film, An Inconvenient Truth, that the possibility of that many Indians gathered in one small country might result in astronomic smells that could permeate into the atmosphere. It is expected that if such a scenario emerges, they will die of their own curry stink.
[edit] Some facts about Indians
- India is the world's largest, oldest, continuous civilization, therefore are automatically the best civilisation
- ALL 7-11s are owned by Indians
- Their cuisine/dishes are colorful and usually are filled with red colors and green colors to piss off colorblind people;
- The pungent taste in Indian food, contrary to popular belief, is actually not from onions, but from sweat that had dripped off their armpits, despite this curry is Britain's national dish.
- Indians can't write for shit. You can immediately tell when there's an Indian online because their English is fuck-horrible.
- Indians are mostly immature, and think adding S's and Z's after every word makes them coolerz.
[edit] Indian Inventions
- Ayurvedic medicine, notable for introducing the world to mercury based medicine.
- Chess
- Curry
- Condiments
- Kamasutra
- Yoga
- Zero
[edit] Economy
The final stereotypical job for Indians is technology support for electronics companies such as Dell and Microsoft. Instead of giving menial jobs to ungrateful fat westerners who barely passed their IT degrees, the corporations have decided to give their jobs to low waged Indians, who are more willing to take it up the ass than their cushy liberal counterparts.
[edit] Computer gaming in India
Between November 26 and 29, 2008, India hosted an international Counter Strike Team Deathmatch championship in Bombay's Taj Mahal hotel. The first round of the championship was won by the terrorist team, with 172 frags; however, in the second round, the counter-terrorist team scored higher, eventually leaving only one lagging player on the opposing team. The event's organization met with much approval of the world.
[edit] Yes Deccan
Americans who can still afford electricity have noticed a bit of a delay in their tech support. It may have something to do with the fact that India is currently on fire.
On 11/26 (NEVAR FUR-GET, a group of dirty Moooselum untouchables faking as some Deccan Mujahideen, decided to rid the country of its Brits, Jews, and Americans through a series of aspielosions.
The real people behind are currently seeking the high score with a kill count of at least 2 murders mostly in Mumbai(Bombay in superior, white people words). Indian law enforcement is locked in a DESPERATE STRUGGLE which proves there are No More Heroes in this sick, sad world. The country seeks not only to remind its Muslim neighbor how they pwnd them thrice to regain its sense of security but its sense of pride. This got their neighbors all pissed off and talking war. At the moment the real people responsible in Packistan are wanting moar terror strikes but their half assed economy and weak government won't let them till they get their 72 young boys.
[edit] See also
[edit] Links
- Shairy.com - A kickin' place to get your Hindi poetry fix.
- Indians routinely steal American cultural achievements and then ruin them.
Indians say their women are the most beautiful in the world...FUG!
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