Poor
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Poor (Rattus Penuriosus) are a curious species of large rodent that superficially resemble a very hairy, smelly human. Individual poor allegedly have very little money, not even enough to afford an AOL account. Thus there are no poor on the internets, because although they have the same amount of disposable income as the internets poor, they wisely prefer to spend it on the necessities of life - such as alcohol and crack - rather than cripplingly addictive pastimes such as MMORPGs. They also lack opposable thumbs. Many of the poor act like a twisted evil twin of a camwhore, except instead of hiding their ugly on the internets with internet disease so sad bastards will send them money to see their boobs, the poor try to look as ugly as possible IRL so people will give them money to go away now plzkthx.
Poor are not to be confused with Hobos, which are honest, working people who travel across the nation attempting to liberate us from the U.S. government. For more information on Hobos, consult The Areas of My Expertise, an almanac containing information on many things, including hobos and their names.
Poor is what the USA is going to be when the recession turns into a depression and they can't afford to run their Gas Guzzlers (Cars, or "peekup trock!")
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The country
Poor is a small 'country' which moves around the map like a plague of locust. It's said the map of poor resembles toilet paper wiped on a fatty's arse after a shit.
Not Poor
Many black people are mistakenly identified as being poor. This is incorrect. They are just lazy, as they are niggers.
Places the Poor can be found
- The partially submerged ruins of New_Orleans
- Your mom's pussy
- In a gutter
- Unemployment office
Occupations of the Poor
Though the common stereotype that "poors" do not work is generally correct, a percentage of them do indeed have jobs:
- Gas station clerk.
- Fast food attendant
- Cannon Fodder for Bush's war machine.
- And moar!
What to do if you find a "Poor"
1. Put him in a cage.
2. Catch another poor.
3. Offer them Jew Gold and whiskey to fight.
4. Tape fight.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!
PROTIP: Do not give the "poor" the whiskey until the fight is over. 2poor+whiskey=buttsecks every time.
Don't have a camera? Here are a few easy ways to profit from the poor:
- Use them as a platform on which to build your cult.
- Tell them you have some meth. They will do anything for meth.
- Harvest their organs.
