Homophobia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Homophobia is a fear/hate of fags, and every single thing related to them. Scientists are finding evidence that it is caused by spontaneous retardation to which there is no known cure.
Also a general term used to describe men who claim to be afraid of gay men, but are really just repressing their underlying tendencies. Some famous homophobic men do not include Shakespeare, although there has been much speculation on this topic.
The homophobic female, while quite the rara avis, is to be feared and shot on sight. The general epithet applied to all conservatives, who may or may not just be thinking that getting it in the ass is disgusting, and don't think fudge packing should necessarily be part of the 5th grade sex-ed curriculum.
A homophobe is:
- Anyone who doesn't like synthetikmisery.
- Anyone who doesn't like it in the ass.
- Anyone who doesn't like Gravitation.
- Doc_neuro
- An admin of this website.
- Anybody who doesn't agree with GoddessMillenia
- A Christian
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History
Little is known about the history of homophobia. Early forms of homophobia include running away and screaming like a pussy when you see a homosexual, hiding like a pussy when you see a homosexual, and dying of fear when you see a homosexual.
One of the greatest fears of breeders is the all powerful homosexual agenda. Homos clearly want to take over the world and enslave all breeder kind to a lifetime of rooting the same sex. That is why scientists are seeing a decline in the number of breeders, and if breeders continue to decline at this rate within 10 years they will be extinct.
Another driving fear behind every homophobics beliefs is that a group of gay men will break into his or her house and redecorate it. No breeder wants to live in a tidy house, it just doesn't happen, they would rather swim in their own filth than accept homos.
Thanks to the internets, buttsecks is becoming more and more acceptable. Although there are still some unexplainable cases where people find images of perfectly normal human sexual behavior disturbing. The reason homophobia has lasted so long is because people who claim they are not gay are in fact screaming little faggots in denial.
Homophobia on the Internets
Much like racism, homophobia is a common situation on the internets. For instance, in LJ's liberal community, homophobia is the 4th most used insult, behind "fascist," "George W. Bush lover," and "right wing troll like brainlesswonder."
Pedophiles
Homosexuals have often been confused with pedophiles because they both like 13 year old boys. However one noticeable difference is that gays are just as happy to fuck other animals as they are to fuck children.
Trolls
Sometimes homophobia is a much-needed weapon when surfing the interbutts. In these cases, homophobia must be used against these faggots for great justice and lulz:
- Furries
- Anything drawn by Snapesnogger
- TheAmazingAtheist But we all know Bigfoot is a pedo anyway.
- Homosexual Chatrooms
- Christian Chatrooms. The biggest closet on the internet.
Homophobia & Religion
Although over 100% of Christians are actually gay, they are all in denial about their sexuality because God hates fags. Despite teachings of the Old Testament, Jews are most likely to admit they are gay because everybody knows that they got it in the ass during WWII.
However thanks to people like Richard Dawkins, it is now proven that being a pedophile will not damage a person's health or wellbeing. Remember, nobody "decided" to become gay, so all children liek being fucked by a basement-dweller.
Famous Homophobes
- Pat Robertson
- BayHorseCrew
- Fred Phelps
- Andy Schlafly (although his bro likes teh cock)
- Quasidan
- God
Not to be confused with
- Heterosexual/breeder/Fundie (the oppressors of the homosexual)
- Homosexuals (the subject of homophobia)
- Hobophobia (the understandable fear of the impoverished)
- Homo sapiens (people)
- Homo neanderthalensis
- Transphobia
