Anarchy Online
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Anarchy Online is considered the worst Sci-fi MMORPG evar made. It was made over 9000 years ago by Funcom who are located in Switzerland. This game's original gameplay featured people runing around doing mission after mission. The missions were internal and generated randomly (Diablo 2?!). People found this very boring so they released dungons to go along with this boring game. Eventually they released a "booster pack" which in short means a patch you pay for. This allowed for people not just to pvp, but to attack some stupid towers that gave Orgs (see guilds) speacial bonuses no one needs. Orgs are part of the Clan or Omni faction, or you can be a gay neutral fence sitting faggot and not join a faction. There are only three servers. RK1: Atlantean, RK2: Rimor and the German server RK3: Die Neue Welt Das Dritte Reich.
All in all, this game is really gay. People who still play it have been playing it from launch and don't know better. The max level was 200, but with the "Shadowlands" exp. you get 20 shadowlevels which are like Funcom's way of saying "fuck you". The shadowlands expansion also is less Sci-fi and instead all its content is taken straight from WOW. Then they gave us 30 alien levels with the "alien invasions" exp. which allows you to ask aliens to attack you, they never randomly invaide you, at all. Then when World of Warcraft came out, everyone left Anarchy Online, making Funcom get butthurt. They released an expansion called "Lost Eden" which conssisted of more overpowered weapons, more to whine about and a "Battlestation" which is a large scall instance based PvP zone that's layout never changes (it is fun 5 times?) where everyone else is better than you. With all the fail in the game, many people have left.
However the game may be at least 100 years old, the game still gives the player many different ways to make his character unique. You can choose from a variety of high-tech implants to boost skills you suck at, like chest, wrist and other boring shit. The armor in the game looks horrible and Funcom had to introduce a shitty "social tab" so you can appear as wearing nothing but a thong on your grey mutant weirdo.
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[edit] Breeds
[edit] Atrox
This breed is great for:
- Engineer
- Nano Physicist
- Trader
Skills to level up as Atrox:
- Perception
- Swimming
[edit] Nanomage
This breed is great for:
- Keeper
- Martial Artist
- Soldier
- Shade
Skills to up as Nanomage:
- Swimming
- Grenades
[edit] Opifex
This breed is great for:
- Doctor
- Meta Technician
- Dumb shit
Skills to up as Opifex:
- Parry
- Swimming
[edit] Solitus (Human)
This breed is great for:
Skills to up as Solitus:
- Digging
- Swimming
[edit] Professions (Classes)
[edit] Adventurer
Can be an animal. Different Cat forms, leet form, dragon form, and tree form. Popular with closet furries.
[edit] Agent
Gets to the point where no one can see them they are so small. Can false profession Doctor and heal while doing decent damage. Gets to root melee classes for easy ganking. Infact, this is one of the gank classes, so if you play it you are most likely a pussy because you can only shoot and run away.
[edit] Bureaucrat
Really lame to play, all they do is charm shitty NPCs and whine. Besides increasing the amount of xp you get from punching the same guy over and over, and few lame area buffs, everything else is crowd control. Because people loves to play a character who's only ability is to prevent someone else from moving.
[edit] Doctor
They have the ability to heal and do no damage. They never die and nevar kill. Don't attack these. Or else you will probably end up fighting until someone finally decides to Divide by zero.
[edit] Enforcer
Big and strong, but they are melee, so most of the time you get "you are not close enough to attack" spaming your screen.
[edit] Engineer
A gay pet class no one plays. Also engineers are known to be the makers of "crab" and are also known as "tradeskilling monkeys".
[edit] Fixer
Fast, ranged, and can root / stun people and snares our whatever, blinds too? Who knows.
[edit] Keeper (Requires Shadowlands)
Came out with Shadowlands. They have amazing damage and health. Their perk attacks are the best. They get aruas of healing/nano, damage/root resist, reflects/add all offensive & defensive/ward, and now fear arua. They used to be unkillable.
[edit] Martial Artist
50000 years into the future and you are using your fist, i think Martial Artist is a pretty cool guy, eh uses his fists against guns and doesn't afraid of anything.
[edit] Metaphysicist
Another gimp pet class.
[edit] Nano Technician
Woot! Nobody cares. Usually you never see the Nano Technician because you will be dead before so. Fear Triples and Blinds!
[edit] Shade (Requires Shadowlands)
Agent expect no rifle, usings butter knifes and leaves and shit. Dies very fast.
[edit] Soldier
Gets reflects, shields, best weapon in game, best special in game. It's really the most overpowered character in any MMO until a Trader with BR reflect drains you, or a NT with reflect bypassing nukes pumps you, or the engi runs up and hugs you and splashes NSD all over your face like mayo makeup. Really funny to watch Esquobar tear his opponents new holes, running around lol'n at all the /tears that follow when he takes down 4 people at once.
The Soldier character was basically given a new lease of life with LE, players didnt like the change/upgrade to the soldier profession as suddenly they could not "LOL" at them anymore.
The advent of Remedy Inhibitor (long asked for upgrade to One Foot in the Grave) nano formula created many tears from the agent community, claiming exploit this and exploit that - when it was clearly intended!
Omni always had superior solds than clan, players like Esquobar/Atredivum/Brixxx/Ocene/Etc made it so painfull for the opposing players.
[edit] Trader
He drains the life from you making you a pathetic pile of shit. Traders are a sort of parasitic leech who sometimes help a poor guy to equip a new sword before complaining about not getting any tip.
They fill two important functions in the game : First, they are a poor excuse when a developer screws up and make another class to strong by receiving an ability to completely destroy said class. Then, they make everyone's life miserable by stealing their health, armor, evasion, skills, energy, shields and virginity before rooting them.
Sometimes a trader feels sorry for you and shoot you in the face with a shotgun.
[edit] Free Play
With the death of the game near about 4 years ago, Funcom decided to make the orginial (no expansions) game free. You are just lagged up by ads time to time in order to play for free. They later allowed people the Notumn Wars "booster pack" for free along with the orginial version. It is rather lulzy.
[edit] Typical Gameplay
[edit] Raiding
Well, since the game lacked a raid system for at least 100 years, the people of Anarchy Online were forced to create their own raid system. Vhab bot was born, or vhabot, hellcom, and loads of different bots which allowed people to join the raid, roll for items, chat and such. Items that were noDrop (can't be traded) were distributed by buying the loot rights with "point" which you get for doing multiply raids. 1 raid usually got you 7 points, it takes 600 to get anything good. Making gear take forever, and lots of ninja looting and drama spout from this. There is a forum you must use to apply to be allowed to raid. Clan and omni had different raid bots.
[edit] Toboexxx
Claners got butthurt at a noob / idiot trying to boss them around. Toboexxx, a clan member on RK1, is one the dumbest humans alive. He bugged PvP raidbot admins about being a leader until he was finally put in charge of gathering low level toons and sending them to the battlefield. He went power crazy. So people got annoyed and started showing him his own stupidity by quoting him. He also made his own org (guild) called many things, it might still be Striking Fear. Here are some funnies from people in his org or himself.
[edit] i heard u leik towers
[Clan shopping 1-50] Toboexxx: wth tradeskiller to make ql 300 control towers pst [Clan shopping 1-50] Makeshiz: 255 is highest CT possible in game, noobcakes
[edit] Lulz
[Storm] Lusthorne: if only tobo were here, he could calculate this for me with the greatest of speed
[edit] Team chance!
[Toboexxx]: joo got one chance to not be a dick To [Toboexxx]: i'm in BS. wtf do you want. [Toboexxx]: we got a very good team albtraum. our doc keepsa going ld. Im going to give you a chance to get some phatz here PROVIDING you dont be mean To [Toboexxx]: Suck My Balls you effing noob. i have all phatz from alba.. maybe if you didn't think you were some sort of uber god (you're an idiot).. you would actually have respected people teaming with you.. versus you paying off teammates with /asskissing. [Toboexxx]: blew your chance bai
[edit] lol @ toboe groupies
[Shaguar]: u r clanar and u r playing with omni .. [Shaguar]: retard clanar To [Shaguar]: OMG NO WAI?? [Shaguar]: OMG FUCK YOU To [Shaguar]: lol wut? [Shaguar]: To [Mcbtj]: OMG FUCK YOU To [Mcbtj]: OMG FUCK YOU To [Mcbtj]: OMG FUCK YOU To [Mcbtj]: OMG FUCK YOU To [Shaguar]: um? To [Shaguar]: past your bedtime? [Shaguar]: stupid noob To [Shaguar]: QQ /wrist /linkinpark more To [Shaguar]: who the hell are you and what the hell is your problem? [Shaguar]: my problem is you [Shaguar]: OMNi at oa grid and u play with them [Shaguar]: kill them stupid clanar [Shaguar]: delete your char and roll an omni To [Shaguar]: lol you're toboe aren't you? [Shaguar]: i`m our mother To [Shaguar]: if all clanners were like you I would To [Shaguar]: "our"? To [Shaguar]: so why don't you come kill them? To [Shaguar]: well? Shaguar is offline, message has been buffered.
[edit] New Engine
They showed some screen shots of a new engine. However, they have failed to update the site in some time now.
| —-AO Fanboi on the forums |
[edit] In-game Quotes
[edit] PvP Tells
[Thesteez]: your the sploit agent arent you? To [Thesteez]: ? [Thesteez]: exsploits To [Thesteez]: I know what you mean by sploit ... I m wondering why your are calling me ... [Thesteez]: you sploited, to get crit every hit, and AS caps all the time To [Thesteez]: if it's during 4 secondes every 10 minutes, yes To [Thesteez]: it's called concentration ... [Thesteez]: I have a 220 agent, I know what it is... but you crit every time, even without it To [Thesteez]: you, you re Fatchance ) [Thesteez]: yea [Thesteez]: To [Thesteez]: hehe To [Thesteez]: you know what, I ve seen you recently... with my lvl 94 ... and re-crited you
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[edit] Peta would love this
Technomarine: damn dog shit all over my house Technomarine: wife has a yorkshire terrier little rat fucker who shits in my house Technomarine: im this close to throwing her dog out my damn window Technomarine: hes like 3 lbs too Technomarine: i just wanna step on him
[edit] They hate gays
[Clan OOC] Kaimuchiha: that was gay [Clan OOC] Phylicity: how dare you! [Clan OOC] Zanforce: what was gay? [Clan OOC] Kaimuchiha: i mean my duel [Clan OOC] Muraco: duel with trader [Clan OOC] Phylicity: use another word to describe your distaste you homophobic cretin! [Clan OOC] Muraco: O.o [Clan OOC] Zanforce: lol [Clan OOC] Kaimuchiha: ok? [Clan OOC] Gleereaper: Lol [Clan OOC] Kaimuchiha: lol [Clan OOC] Phylicity: im serious! [Clan OOC] Zanforce: so you are gay! [Clan OOC] Phylicity: you wanna upset the gay community?! [Clan OOC] Zanforce: hmm.. [Clan OOC] Sweetcherry: yush [Clan OOC] Phylicity: thats a really bad idea btw... they'll do you in the ass [Clan OOC] Thantori: LOLZ [Clan OOC] Zanforce: no then they'il come and hit me whit theyr leather [Clan OOC] Zanforce: leather wips [Clan OOC] Fredlocks: with no lube [Clan OOC] Zanforce: eukk [Clan OOC] Phylicity: moral of this ooc convo? dont use gay as an adjective, or you wont be able to sit down or poop correctly for a week.
[edit] Cow Fucka
[Forsaken] Gronothlis: i wonder wheres my shroud of darkest nite is [Forsaken] Grafter: in the closet with your homosexuality? [Forsaken] Grafter: <3 [Forsaken] Gronothlis: nah that homosexuality is so 2006, i rather have sex wich animals [Forsaken] Grafter: omw to oa [Forsaken] Gronothlis: male ones tho [Forsaken] Benassi: ooooh [Forsaken] Gronothlis: except doing cow into nose <3 [Forsaken] Benassi: o.O [Forsaken] Gronothlis: so it lewks meh from balls on same time! [Forsaken] Grafter: hahahahah [Forsaken] Benassi: GRAV IS A FREAK
[edit] Thecrowalt1
[Team] Phylicity: Its ok Thecrowalt1, i'll spam heals like you spammed Byfour chatgroup [Team] Thecrowalt1: here ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... ......SPAM.......................................................... [Team] Thecrowalt1: like that? [Team] Thecrowalt1: :p [Team] Phylicity: yeah.... [Team] Phylicity: except my heals arent that big. [Team] Thekicker: pls not again :p [Team] Thecrowalt1: no problem [Team] Thecrowalt1: Orders From Crow! _________________________________________ Clean my car! _________________________________________ [Team] Phylicity: lol? no. [Team] Knyffen: Im a bit bugged, I dont see thecrow in my team [Team] Phylicity: then you are a lucky lucky person [Team] Thekicker: give me lead again top [Team] Thekicker: rofl [Team] Knyffen: woohoo ya
[edit] Crow at it again
[Thecrowalt1]: yooo dawg To [Thecrowalt1]: o.0 [Thecrowalt1]: i like to eat the talking babies because they cry when it hurts To [Thecrowalt1]: 0.o
[edit] Epic Raid
[Storm] Remedie: Going to raid my husband's pants.. cya later [Storm] Stormbot: Remedie logged off [Storm] Scandium: O_O [Storm] Kinkstaah: she'll wipe
[edit] Retard
[Ghostness]: aren't you an omni? To [Ghostness]: yeah [Ghostness]: then....why did you kill me? To [Ghostness]: cause you were flagged [Ghostness]: so...you kill other omnis? To [Ghostness]: ... To [Ghostness]: Did you figure that out by yourself? [Ghostness]: ur a retard....byes
[edit] Atlantean (server 1) Exposed
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