Bomberman
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bomberman is a game where you play as an Al Qaeda terrorist disguised as a robot who magically shits out bombs for the purpose of blowing all sorts of shit up and also rides on colorful kangaroo things with retarded powers.
The game was invented by Jews to train American children to be called one day to support their Zionist ways. The 9/11 hijackers played this game 24 hours a day. With their newly acquired kangaroo-hijacking skills, they were applied in the real world to hijack the planes.
Recently, like last Thursday, Bomberman underwent a severely fucktarded re-design in which the titular character was inexplicably changed into a badass cyborg-type guy. Hudson decided to appeal to the "American Gamer": A spiky-haired white male who obviously skateboards in half-pipes, is in love with hard-edged military weapons, dark themes, and doesn't give a shit about shit. Just like how no-one gives a shit about the fags, no one gave a shit about the game. Sucks more then a transsexual prostitute on Broadway and Bill Clinton combined.
[edit] How to play
Step 1: Place a bomb where an enemy will be moving close to, or near some destroyable blocks to get to more enemies
Step 2: Get the fuck out of the way
Step 4: Collect power-ups from destroyed blocks and progress to the next level
Step 5: ????
Step 6: Profit!
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