Deus Ex

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Deus Ex (pronounced day-oos-ey, not "ehx" fucktards) is a video game created many years ago by a bunch of tin foil hat wearing nerds from Texas.

Constantly mentioned all the fucking time in /b/ and /v/ game threads as being representative of a consistent gaming narrative coupled with a dedication to player interactivity. The story contains robots, the Illuminati, a global virus and a degree of pretentiousness not seen in a game since Myst.

[edit] OMG IT IS TEH BEST GAME EVAR!!1!1

The goal of Deus Ex is to find as many hidden ventilation shafts as possible. This is necessary seeing how in most the game you - JC bling bling Denton - must infiltrate people's houses to rape and fap, or fap and rape, all while killing many niggers in the process , because everyone hates niggers amirite? Crawling through every single available ventilation shaft and raping many people allows the player to end the game in over 9000 ways.

Endings include

1 - merging with a godlike artificial intelligence that rules the world, and thus eat as much delicious cake as they want.

2 - Destroying everything 2 for destroying everything.

3 - having gay sex with the illuminati to have more delicious cake.

4 - ??? something about cake (see above)

When the fantards (who incidentally consist of Alex Jones followers and basement dwellers) remove their heads from their asses they realize that the game was only mediocre in quality and that the voice "actors" were picked up on the streets of Austin and paid in coke.