Lag
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lag is what happens when you are a cheapwad and refuse to shell out for a dedicated T1 line. A rarity in this day and age, where persons everywhere have unlimited disposable income, all lag can be blamed on two things-
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Source of Lag
Contrary to popular belief, Lag is not this invisible monster that hurts your aiming botz. In fact,you can buy lag at a store. For the price of one milks, you can you get 3 lags. Use all these lags to break the serverz and cause lots of drama.
Effects of Lag
Lag is the culprit of over eleventybillion (faggot number) internets deaths each day and is the leading cause of hax on Counterstrike. It can cause massive trauma and even empty your pockets as you try to buy more ram to solve your problem when in fact its probably your shitty connection.
What do I do if I have lag?
Don't stay calm.Over-fucking-react. If you are using a VOIP program,yell this phrase very loudly "FUCKING LAG" and continue to add on to this phrase using words like "OMG KICK ALL TEH HIGH PINGERS.MY CONNECTION IS THE DSL I CAN'T HAVE LAGS STOP USING DIALUP".
- Despite all the drama lag can cause, it is also extremely convenient. For example,if you are sniped by a noob you can easily restore your rep by saying "nice try,noob but i had lagz" because the only way you can possibly fail is if your computer fucked up,not you.Don't let the machines get to you.
