Ninja Gaiden

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You always hear parents and politicians bitch about Grand Theft Auto, but never this game because it is not realistic. As if being able to kill over a hundred people and escape without the police noticing is any more.

Fanfiction of Ninja Gaiden usually reflects around Ryu coming out of the closet.

Proof that even in Halo, Ryu Hayabusa is still a fag (notice the "flaming part).

Ninja Gaiden (moar liek Ninjew Gaiafag, amirite?) is a game only suitable for badasses that can handle seeing a bagillion people get torn up into shreds by some roid-raging psychopathic ninja. In other words, it's just Naruto with more killing and less gay, kinda making the game less fail but yet more fail because its storyline is confusing as hell, just like Naruto. The game revolves around Ryu Hayabusa (moar liek Ryu Hayaboozea, amirite?), some ninjafag who's dad abandoned him to go and train in the mountains with another guy. Of course Ryu fucks up completely and lets his village get pwned worse than the towers on 9/11 (too soon?). Then some guy named Sephi... I mean Doku, a shadowy samurai, kicks Ryu's ass back to preschool and is ressurected by some gigantic monster who tells him to whip that samurai's ass. Then the story goes on that he fucks the shit out of a bunch of monsters on the way, and kills the motherfucker. Is this starting to sound kind of like God of War to you?

The only good thing about Ninja Gaiden.

A ninja encounter in the game

[edit] Gameplay

Ninja Gaiden is pretty much a hack and slash game where all you do is cut random people into pieces (OMG that's sooo badass). The game has been credited with having the most craptastic camera angling in the history of gaming. Here are some quotes from various gamers who have gotten pissed at this:

“	Although it really isn't too bad to make it a bad game, the camera still bounces me off right when I need it the most.	„
—GamingTrend.com

“	You can re-center the camera with the pull of a trigger or manually move it with an analog stick, but in the heat of the battle these options are not the easiest to take advantage of. If you're prepared to face the challenge of Ninja Gaiden II, be ready to battle the camera as enemies attack you from off-screen…or worse.	„
—Eric Brudvig of IGN

“	WTF it looks cool but I can't see where I is going wat the hell man?!!	„
—Typical gamer

Another thing about this game is that if you are slow, then you are fail. Here is gameplay that shows this in perfect detail (as I am too lazy to explain it myself):