Pikaman

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Longchu is looooooooooong

How it all happened

Pikaman sighting

Pikaman (also known as Manchu, Longchu, Ganonchu, Pikadorf) is a character in Super Smash Bros Brawl. that resulted when Pikachu was given Ganondorf's moveset. He is also the final evolutionary form of Pikachu. With a length to rival that of longcat, Pikaman is an abomination of nature and strikes terror in the hearts of all. Additionally, he is not the only one of his kind. While certainly the most notable, Pikaman is just one in a line of many monstrosities created from swapping movesets in the game.

The Rise of Pikaman

Created in the basement of one particularly creative gamer, Pikaman is the result one gets when dividing by zero. The gamer in question was a member of the "Brawl Central" forums, a breeding ground for tourneyfags. The crafty nerd figured out how to h4x the game and change the settings around. One of the fun things he could do was change the movesets of the characters, thus altering their appearances. When the gamer played as Pikachu using Ganondorf's moveset, he unknowingly gave birth to the disturbing creature we now call Pikaman.

It has recently been discovered that the basement dweller behind these characters is actually a fatass deviantART fag named MeleeKirby. To anyone who has seen his artwork, it is unsurprising to discover that MeleeKirby is behind these disturbing creations, as he has a knack for making disgustingly malformed Nintendo characters. For more on this obese Nintendo fanboy, see his article here on Encylopædia Dramatica.

Pikaman was first spotted on JewTube during a video documenting the aforementioned moveset-swapping. The video starts out harmless enough, with the creator playing as Mario with Luigi's moves. The combinations then start to get moar bizarre, culminating with the arrival of Pikaman. The viewer is knocked firmly on his ass when the elongated Pokemon shows up on the screen, coupled with a set of equally awkward moves.

The video was one in a set of 3, all of which contained images of various terrifying creatures not suitable for young viewers. Below is the video of Pikaman's first appearance:

The plural of Pikaman is, of course, Pikamen. Here's another video of four of them fighting. It cuts off at the end, because the match is so far beyond human understanding that the gamer's Wii kills itself out of sheer confusion:

Challengers

Swapping movesets is serious business.

As previously stated, Pikaman is not the only twisted invention of moveswapping. Many others also exist; some good, some gay. Here are a few of the moar notable ones:

Olimario - The result of playing as Mario with Olimar's moveset. It's basically Mario as a midget.
Mr. Game & Bot - Mr. Game & Watch using R.O.B.'s moves. This one has some pretty interesting moves, but nearly breaks the game in doing them.
Screech - Peach with Sonic's moveset. She looks relatively normal, except that she has long, flailing arms and fingers. She's pretty damn scary, too. When running, the line "Run E.T., run!" really comes to mind.
Sox (more like Sux amirite?) - It's Sonic with Fox's moveset. One of the most hated characters ever created, as it is the result of splicing two furries together into one horrid abomination. It also looks incredibly gay, even for being a double furry.
Meta Link - Also known as "Crab Link" or "Crink," this one is Toon Link using Meta Knight's moveset. As you might have guessed, he looks like a crab. He is particularly fucking weird, and is considered second only to Pikaman in terms of popularity.

Gallery of Challengers

Short Mario is short	They could go off at any time	What has science created?!	This is what you see when you die.
More Gurochan madness	Somehow, Sonic is even gayer than before.	One woman with whom you do not want to get into a fight.	OMNOMOM
She's watching you...	Why Hello There	Screech will rape you like she raped Mario. (You didn't plan on sleeping anyways.)	Screech's real spouse
OH SHI-

Pikaman and the Tubes

Pikaman has gained notoriety on the many tubes of the internets, particularly on 4chan's /v/, where he has become a meme. The /v/irgins are fascinated by the amazing creature, and they are the ones who coined the name "Pikaman". They frequently discuss this strange mutant, as well as make fanart of him, some of which can be viewed below.

Gallery

Noone fucks with Pikaman.	Hadouken!	Pic related: It's me and my bounty hunter.	Pikaman's rarely spotted counterpart.
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.	God damn you, internet.	Gentleman Pikaman	Pikamen.
Beautiful female pika	They walk among us...	So that's how he did it!	A challenger appears!
Smashboards' is Doing it wrong	Don't look behind you...	SCIENCE	When you see it...
	PikaWOMAN	OH EXPLOITABLE!!!!!	Now more manlier.
Pikaman after battling, um... Bulbaman	Rule 34'd