Pwnt

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DON'T DO THAT SHIT

Yes, you can be Pwnt in Spanglish too.

Dexter's second favorite hobby is pwning niggers.

Pwned by physics

Internet speak for seriously owned. Most people assume that it was originally from a typo of owned, and they're right. It was originally misspelled in the text trigger of a map made by one of Warcraft 1's more famous mapmakers.

Dictionary definition

OH SHI-

Feared since the dawn of time.

Pwnage ninja!

Lol pwnt

Pwn (pōn)

To control, govern, or rule by superior authority or power: 'Successful leaders pwn events rather than react to them.
To enjoy a commanding, controlling position in: 'a drug company that pwns the tranquilizer market.
To express your feelings after filling an opposing Video Game player with lead and/or cold fucking steel and/or love holes.
A euphemism for "I am a raging Internet faggot who has forever lost the ability to communicate with humans."

Leetspeak

This image will Pwn a Wapanese

A Cat Pwning a toddler who will now grow up a pussy hating faggot.

Main article: Leet

"Pwn" has become part of the sub-language of gamers called leet speak, short for "elite." While mostly used by gamers, this language is also used by those who commonly partake of Internet Relay Chat programs and other chat mediums such as AOL Instant Messenger and Yahoo! Messenger. A derivative of pwned is to Skull Fuck an opposing player, which is basically a particularly pwnage headshot. Also known as 'Fucked in the Head'. This can be transferred to IRL too. Simply find a suitable conquest (ie. Jew), walk up to them, put your hand on their head and force them to their knees. Once achieved, rather violently thrust your penis through their head. Voila! Pwned!

Use as comedic device

Keep in mind that a certain amount of intuition should be used with this trick, and that it's an inexact science. As with most things, you'll probably fuck it up.

Modern weapons can also be used to Pwn

It is widely believed the following formula can be used for cheap and easy comedy.

Get a picture of someone getting seriously hurt or degraded -- or the aftermath of said insult
Open MS Paint
Add PWNED in big letters (preferably with LOLLOLLOL!!!oen!)
Submit to:
- 4chan if you want to be one of the popular kids
- Encyclopedia Dramatica if your stupid shit is actually funny
- Ebaumsworld if you're a fucking asshole who needs to die

Use in pornography

This dude just got major PWNED.

TheRedSkull the most Pwned person in internets history

As of 2007 it has become common for internet pornographers to want to pick up on the 13-year-old boy demographic. No, that doesn't mean CP, you sick fuck, it means luring these young men into viewing porn sites online with pictures of hawt girls, teaching them to fap in the process, so that by the time they're old enough to view it legally (18), they're fully fledged porn addicts and thus cash cows. But how would they do this? Since ~~this age group~~ mantards in general have no understanding of what makes a hawt girl hawt, they must use other means, and it is in this that pwnage makes its appearance.

If you were lucky enough to make a sex tape, post it here for the ultimate PWNAGE!!!!!! (of supposed ex-girlfriend)

Fucking lies. They're all professional porn actresses and they're not anyone's ex-girlfriend because if you were with them you'd get AIDS. Porn webmasters are scum and all promptly need to become an heroes.

Pronunciation

Rape by Furry = Pwned by God

Even penguins can pwn.

Ownage on SA

Events on 7-11 are considered globally as some of the most epic pwnages in modern times.

There is no uniform way to pronounce "pwn" as it is most often encountered in text. The two most common pronunciations are (pōōn) (rhymes with "soon") which comes from pronouncing the "w" as in Welsh ,and(pōn) (rhymes with "moan") Other pronunciations include:

(pān) (as "pawn" in chess)
(pwǐn) (as "pwin")
(pwôn) (rhymes with "on")
(pwēn) (rhymes with "queen")a
(prān) (as prawn)
(pōnd) (as "boned")
(pēwǐn) (as "pea win")
(pēōn) (as "pea own")
(pyōōn) similar to pōōn, but with a "y" sound included
just as "own," ignoring the typo. This is the version used in speech by insufferably annoying jokesmiths.
in some cases, with two syllables, as pay-ween or puh-ween.
in urban areas, welfare queens, crackheads, and other black folk sometimes mispronounce it "bitch, you done got yo ass SERVED! REPRAZENT!"

It is to be noted that the only way to pronounce "pwn" correctly is the forth example, (rhymes with "moon"). Any other pronunciation will result in eternal damnation to hell, and/or nubitude.

Derivative words

Before using any of these words including "pwned" consider these 2 things

You shall be known ether as a retard, 13 year old boy or a basement dweller
You are an idiot if you even read these words so close this window!

Pohned is synonymous with pwned
pwnd same, but ~~shorter~~ retarded because you're only taking out ONE FUCKING 'E' YOU LAZY SHIT
Pwnage (Pwnij, Pwn4g3) means complete domination. The exclamation originated in the gaming culture.

Pwnzor (Pwnz0r) used as a different form of pwn, although they have the same meaning and usage, such as "I pwnz0red you."
Kwaned What happened to that skater chick when she got her knees beat with a lead pipe by a burly man (note: only used by total fucking retards who don't know that this happened to Nancy Kerrigan and not Michele Kwan)
Pwnt is an alternate spelling of the past tense of the verb Pwn. An example usage would be "You were pwnt." Another variation is Pwn3d.
Pizwn3d (piz- followed by the preferred pronunciation of "-wn3d") is used as a more intense version of pwn, meaning that one has been "completely pwn3d". It derives from the hip-hop culture habit of adding an -iz syllable into words.

WTFpwned!? is widely used variant. Although its exact origin is unknown, it usually refers to an intensified "Pwned!" in a situation where it looked like the opponent was about to win, or a winning by a player that usually loses, or generally a surprising lose.
Also, J-Pwned. Adding J- to anything for emphasis, from the term J-Pop for popular Japanese music.
Qwned, pronounced "quoned" is a lesser-known derivative of "owned" and "pwned." It is intended to be somewhat satirical of "pwned" as it would be a very unlikely typo.
My Little Pwny is a more girly version of pwned. Saying it results in a girly lollergasm.
Pizzone'd meaning to order numerous amounts of Pizza Huts pizzones and having them delivered to someones house so they have to pay for them.
Pawnd is typically used after raping someone in a game of chess using your pawns.
Prawnd is usually uttered while flinging crustaceans at someone.

Pwned on JewTube

_{Pwnt on live television.}

_{A song about pwnage, set to tasty classical music.}

_{The Pwning starts in the last 20 seconds.}

_{Don't take out the garbage or you'll get Pwned.}

_{Steve Wilkos pwns a "MIGHTY JOE."}

_{Most ownage you've ever seen.}

_{Bill122460 gets Pwned}

Gallery

Gallery of pwned

A child that has been pwned.

Snakeownd!

That's just fucking great.

Just add pwned.

Dorian Thorn manages to pwn himself.	lolpwnt	Wario pummeling Mario's ass!	Pwned by a snowball! Snwned!
OMG! SPOILER! Aerith getting pwned.	Negative dollars	Poowned	A seal that has been pwned.
A soldier is pwned at the Battle of Hastings.	A typical Jew-Pwner.	An infant being pwned.	Oh snap! Look at that yarmulke fly!
A hippy having just been pwned by a bulldozer.	she got pwned.	pwnt after DINING IN HELL!!!11!1	The pin-ball machine adds to the PWNAGE.
Tails getting pwned really bad.	Kid sniffs sister's panties, total pwnage ensues.		Even stickly mens can get pwnt.
Classical grandma-i-love-you pwning.	The Perfect Example	Dead baby magpie being pwnd by ants.	So fucking pwn3d.
pwnt on YouTube comments page	Another pwned cat.	pwnt, Trekkie-style.	Criss Angel gets pwnt trying his latest stunt.
Volvo PAWNED1	Charizard PWNAGE	Relax he just found out she was cheating.