Winnar

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Someone who wins. The polar opposite of fail.

Ways to be a Winnar

• An hero
• Delete System32
• Prove that you're hardcore
• Arrange a press conference on live television so you can blow your brains out with a .357 magnum
• Fly 2 jetliners into the World Trade Center
• Wincest
• Rig elections with bogus voting machines
• Get arrested right before you win the Grammys
• Force a kitten to smoke crack
• Lock your daughter in the basement for 20 years and periodically rape her
• Slice a politician in half during a tl;dr speech
• Properly execute a barrel roll
• Show everyone online that you did

Some wins are epic.

Typical example of win.

Deleting System32 is win.

CONGRATURATIONS.

See Also

• Luser
• List of ways to win at the internet
• A winner is you
• You Win the Prize
• Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing