Hack This Site
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
HackThisSite.org, the training arena for the underground hacker elite, is a place where h4x0r gurus can meet-up and totally pwn j00 with 1337 Computer Science III skillz!
The founder, Jeremy Hammond, served a 2 year sentence for haxing Protest Warrior's website.
L33t Facts
- HTS is only full of wannabe h4x0rs, Script kiddies and fucktards.
- Nearly all of the l33t haxor "Challenges" can be beat by anyone with a room temperature IQ .
- For those too retarded to solve the challenges, one can be a cheety cheetah by googling a walkthrough.
- Many users are pedo's trying to break into loli myspaces.
- PROTIP to people trolling HTS: Pretend to be a 16 year old girl, since all their users will die virgins they are always looking for jailbait to lure and trap over the internetz.
Typical HTS Activity
| — Average pedobear on HTS. |
| — Winnar on HTS. |
| — Will die a Virgin |
| —HTS site news; postfix befuddles even the most black of hats |
Constant Drama
Staff on HTS are arranged in a democratic but highly anarchical fashion. This structure appears to fail most times, disputes arise, loyalties become very confusing, everybody goes batshit crazy and attempts to hax each other. Subsequently, HTS has a long history of mods, ops, and devs turning darkside and severely haxing or completely pwning the site. In one of the most lulzy incidents and the last major attack to occur, several blackhat dissidents gained root-level access to the website and proceeded to "rm -rf" the entire site. This led to HTS being down for months. (Because its never randomly down, amirite?)
It makes one wonder if HTS is worth trolling. Since like 4chan, it effectively trolls itself and would be similar to pissing into an ocean of piss.
HTS IRC
Many of the users from HTS often go on their IRC programs to get sekkrit warez and sploits to e-stalk MySpace, swap cp, complain about their lives or compare how big their e-peens are.
- PROTIP: For lulz join their IRC chat info is irc.hackthissite.org on port +7000, epic moves are to ask how to haek run3scap3 or to ask how to break into my girlfriends/female classmates/12 year old girl next door's myspace or facebook
Hacking Tips
http://hackthissite.org FreeBSD 5.2.1 (SPARC) PORT 21 closed 22 open (protocol 2.0) 25 open Postfix 53 closed 80 open Apache 2.2.4 mod_ssl/2.2.4 OpenSSL/0.9.8e DAV/2 PHP/5.2.3 with Suhosin-Patch mod_perl/2.0.3 Perl/v5.8.8 113 closed 5060 closed 31337 closed Elite <--- lol 44334 closed SF-Port22-TCP:V=4.20%I=7%D=4/16%Time=4805E5C4%P=i486-pc-linux-gnu%r(NULL,3 SF:8,"SSH-2\.0-OpenSSH_4\.6p1\x20FreeBSD-openssh-portable-4\.6\.p1,1\n");
See Also
- Is Your Son a Computer Hacker
- Hackers on Steroids
- Pacifico (After kicked out of HTS Staff, became an EPIC FAILURE)
- WTFchan (Fail site created by ex-HTS members)
