Gangbang
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The sex most enjoyed by women. Most whores can't be satisfied with one cock, and instead require Multiples.
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Definition
Three or more Penises (PROTIP: the penises can be from Men, Transvestites, Dogs, donkeys, or eels), are put into one or more of the women's holes. This is the only time men's cocks can touch without being gay. Always best to bring a video camera (there always is though, amirite?), so that way in court you can prove that she was asking for it.
Types of Gang Bangs
- The Train
- Also known as the Amtrak in North America, The EuroStar in Europe, The spit roast in Britain, or if you're English the Virgin. The whore is on all fours in the doggie style position, while she is giving the guy in front a blowjob, the guy behind her is fucking her. For added points do her in the ass. To raise your point multiplier cum in her ass. To piss her off come in her hair. To lose all points, come on other guy. To win, tell him you did it for the lulz!
Unfortunately, getting this close to another guy during sex DOES make you teh gay.
- Reverse Gangbang
- Creampie Gangbang
- A delicious treat, the lucky sperm bank to be gets to enjoy many creampies. The lucky woman receives the man juice of her hosts. The ungrateful whore then releases the hot sticky man goo. For bonus points have a second girl lick the jizz out of the other girls ass.
- Anal Gangbang
- Best achieved without lube. Most lulz occur if she bleeds, and can't shit for weeks. For bonus points, punch her in the stomach after you cum, to remove any shit from your dick.
- Bukkake
- Nasty shit to imagine. The men all cum in a cup, and at the end of the day, the whore drinks it. For bonus points, take a piss in it. For Epic win poison it.
- Double Penetration
- DP for short. Fucking her in the pussy and in the ass at the same time. The preferred method of sex for any slut. Requires skill by the penis bearers involved. Bumping nuts is not uncommon, but always uncomfortable. Double penetration also disproves the theory that two objects cannot exist in the same place at the same time.
- Triple Penetration
- Your moms favorite. Two cocks in the pussy, one in the ass. Requires intimate contact between two penises. In my opinion, I'd rather just wait my turn than have someone else's johnson rub up against mine. Unless of course she had tits, does rubbing dicks against a transvestite inside a real woman's vagina make you gay? You be the judge!
- Bollywood Gangbang
- Indian gangbang (Terrorist Indians, not Casino and Teepee Indian). Best way to be sure you dont take a ride on The Virginmobile after death. Also best way to make sure you end up in muslim hell. This gangbang is of an inferior nature. The faces of the women are always covered up, so she ends up with a turban and faceflap soaked in cum. The performers are usually interracial, and relatively unexperienced. Bollywood is typically shown on ABC family during primetime.
- Interacial Gangbang
- Nigger guys on white women. Never the other way around. On side note, white men on Nigger women is the only exception to rule 34. Seriously, who wants to fuck a nigger, amirite? This is greatest known source of AIDS in white people. Small price for a slut to pay for the superior size of teh cock though (see The Great Black Dick Hoax).
- Midget Gangbang
- Always great for lulz! And quality fap material too. The most demeaning for midgets is putting them with normal size women. They look like 8 year olds. Sorry, I can't even wikilink 13 year old boys to that, cause they haven't hit puberty yet.
- Obese Gangbang
- Also great for lulz, no great fapping though. typically needs to be done in remote areas, away from buildings and trees. Best obese gangbangs occur at Ryan's Steakhouse or Golden Corral.
- DVDA
- Double vaginal, double anal. Two in the pink + two in the stink for maximum damage.
How do I know when she wants a gangbang?
Whenever she is asking for it. Always. When she exists.
When is it not okay to have a gangbang?
See Also
External Links
- Gangbangs free gangbang movies
- The Gangbang Learning Center
