Terrorist

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Irony.

Terrorists, ur game is through.

Typical terrorist ready for another days hard work acting like a pussy.

This is how terrorists play soccer.

تَكْبِير

Those who have already won. The United States Department of Defense defines The Terrorists as: Liberals, peaceniks, environmentalists, pretzels, Europeans, black people, Arabs and the rest of the world (Jews).

The CIA is a Terrorist organization.

History

It all goes back to the Bible (as everything shitty does). The first known Terrorist was Cain, the seed from which Islam descends and the first RNC party leader.

The Terrorists are more commonly known as "foreigners" and "Muslims".

To appear clever and original in a Liberal community, use the phrase "War on Errorism" with a picture of W you pretentious fuck.

Common hobbies of the Terrorists are the lulz of blowing themselves up, and the US Military loves blowing them up too. That is why they get along so well.

Their technology is astounding.

Bring these on a plane and expect your ass in the slammer.

American troops getting ready to blow up a few villages, rape some girls, and kill civilians.

How to Spot a Terrorist

It is vital that the upstanding citizen know how to spot one of these uncivilized mongrels.

Common characteristics of terrorists include:

• Sand in their vaginas

• Shitty friends-only LiveJournals

• Degrees in the field of medicine

• Living in England

• Incomprehensible languages

• Being a minority

• Driving an SUV

• The use of shampoo

• "GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND, DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE!" - Osama Bin Laden.

Hobbies

• putting sand in their vaginas
• spending about all their free time eating shit
• doing gay circle jerks yelling "Allahu Akbar"
• constantly saying "Allahu Akbar"
• blowing themselves up
• blowing other people up
• trying to blow stuff up
• blowing stuff up and yelling "Allahu Akbar"
• getting owned by other countries in their country (you know you're fucked when you getting dick slapped in your own turf)
• getting owned by a magical force (as they call it) that drops bombs on them
• Collecting manuals for terrorism
• hiding in tunnels
• brainwashing kids into hating Americans
• being un-American
• hating Jews
• sucking dick

List of The Terrorists

LOL PWND

• Timothy McVeigh proof,more
• Saddam Hussein proof
• Osama bin Laden proof
• Lee Harvey Oswald proof
• Jews:

• Barack Obama
• George W. Bush
• Bill Clinton
• George Washington
• Benjamin Franklin
• Donald Rumsfeld
• Hillary Clinton

• Black people:

• Barack Obama
• Patriotic Nigras

• Homosexuals:

• George W. Bush
• Barack Obama
• Hillary Clinton

• All Muslims:

• Barack Obama
• Murat Kurnaz proof
• Saddam Hussein proof
• Osama bin Laden vindicated
• Any Cameljockey
• John Walker Lindh
• Libertarians
• User: DEATHTOAMERICA
• Dell laptops
• Momin

• Navid
• Mooninites
• Kanye West
• Oh, fuck it. Anyone who isn't a Bush loving patriotic necroconservative.
• the unabomber
• You
• Your Mom
• All truthfags

See also

• Terrorism
• Jihadophile
• Pyro
• Defense Industries Organization

External links:

• Proof that George W. Bush is the world's #1 terrorist
• Moar proof of the same
• Achmed the Dead Terrorist
• Terroristcamp.com Contains REAL beheadings for you sick fucks.

Terrorist is part of a series on Fox News

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