Tourneyfag

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Typical Tourneyfag

What tournaments look like.

They ruin everything, then they poop on your chest

Tourneyfags short for "Video Game Tournament Faggot" is singlehandedly the most embarrassing thing to ever rear its distended head into the world of video gaming--even more embarrassing than being caught masturbating to Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball by your grandmother. Tourneyfags like to take flawless video games such as Super Smash Bros. Melee and beat the ever loving shit out of it with completely unnecessary rules. Now that Brawl is available, their unnecessary revisions result in not so much Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but Super Smash Bros. BAWWWWWWW.

At these tournaments, all the basement-dwellers get together with their Gamecubes and spend over nine thousand hours circle jerking waiting to touch a damn controller and actually play the game in the biggest sausage fest on Earth. After your five to eight minutes of playing, you get to wait another nine thousand and one hours to play again-- unless you lost your last match, in which case you can either GTFO or stay and watch the rabid fanboyism. Either way, the day will end with you alone in your basement, crying, and wondering where your life went wrong.

[edit] Types of Tourneyfags

• The Professional - this most likely azn player has dedicated his entire life into getting really, really, ridiculously good at playing the game. You stand no chance against him unless you are a Professional Tourneyfag like him; in which case you're just as much a loser as he is. They know all the rules by heart, and have carefully calculated every statistic to give them the mathematical advantage over their opponent. Normally these Tourneyfags are saving their virginity for Zelda or Princess Peach, and have a severe case of basement dweller-ism. Despite all this, they're not all that annoying, because they're generally easy to avoid.

• Typical Tourneyfag - this type of Tourneyfag makes up 95% of the population that goes to these tournaments. They're not as dedicated as the Professional, but they're really damn close to failing just as hard as them. They use their favorite character while acknowledging their disadvantages, but occasionally choose a less popular character (90% of the time it's fox for reasons unknown to modern science) simply for the sake of wanting to win, with no intention of having any fun. They tend to disagree with some of the rules unless they want to ass kiss the moron who wrote them. They're the most annoying type of Tourneyfag, because they're fucking everywhere. You can most likely find them foaming at the mouth yelling at someone.

note: the above two think tourney-play is the only way to play, ever.

• Casual Fag - this is the type of person who shows up to tournaments with absolutely no idea what any of the rules are and provokes the ensuing wrath of the Typical Tourneyfags. They choose their favorite character, even if it's something gay like Pichu or Roy-- or Yoshi if you're a mega-fag. They may defeat some of the Typical Tourneyfags since they're more or less on the same level of skillz; the only thing that really separates them is whether or not they bothered to memorize the rules. There's a 50/50 chance that the Casual Fag will get sucked into the never ending spiral of self-destruction that is Tourney-faggotry or leave the scene forever thinking Tourneyfags fail hard.

[edit] B& FAGGOT! U R NOT FAIR AND BALANCED!!1

Do you have a favorite character, a favorite stage, or a favorite item? There's a 98% 100% chance that the Tourneyfags have banned all three from being used. Why? To be simply put, they do it to make the game "more fair and balanced." For example, certain stages provide "unfair defensive positions" like the far right cloud in Yoshi's Island (64) past stage. The correct thing to do when a person has an "unfair defensive position" is run over, kick their fucking ass, and TAKE THE DAMN POSITION!! What the Tourneyfags prefer to do is bitch and moan about it until the stage is ban-hammered. That's why Tourneyfags are gay for Final Destination, there are no "unfair defensive positions."

Dont U touch dat INNOVASHUN!!1

Items are also banned. Sometimes just certain items that give "unfair advantages" like the superstar or hammer which makes a character invincible, or items that replenish heath. What the Tourneyfags fail to realize is that items randomly spawn, meaning that your character has just as good a chance to nab an item as another character does. Deactivating items is a matter of preferences, but the Tourneyfags are emo bitches about it.

Unfortunately, there is no video game in existence that's perfectly "fair and balanced." Players are always going to find exploits and ways that certain characters can be made more powerful than the rest. Tourneyfags simply water down the game until they're left with this gray, mushy abortion that Nintendo never wanted in the first place.

[edit] A Quick Guide

Summary:

tl;dr

5/41 stages are acceptable

[edit] You Probably Suck at Smash

[edit] Brawl: Unsuitable for Tourney

[edit] Super Smash Brothers BAWWWWW!!1!

Get over it bitch, you lost because you suck, end off.

[edit] Iwata Asks: Brawl

In January 2008, before Super Smash Bros. Brawl hit shelves in Godzilla Land, wii.com began to post a series of interviews between Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of Smash Bros., and Satoru Iwata, the president of Nintendo. In the third installment of the interview, the two touched on the topic of online gameplay: how to create an unlulzy atmosphere free of harassment, but more importantly, how they could stick it to the tourneyfags. Online play was created with the casual gaming faggots in mind, which shouldn't be a surprise given Nintendo's targeting that demographic specifically.

Does this new level fit the Tourneyfag seal of approval?

Use this picture as Tourneyfag Kryptonite.

[edit] Tourneyfags Invading Other Situations

FUCK YEAH FISHING	Final Exams	Girlfriend	Final Fantasy
Pizza	Monopoly	Hospital	Medal of Honor
Megaman	Funeral	Rapture	Boxing
Godhand	Lucky Star	EFG is doing is WRONG!!1	Idk, my bff Jill?
Some people think this meme is stupid...	...others beg to differ.	At Harvey's, there's a burger with your name on it.	...there are no words that can describe this tragedy from mytrickster.net, except: "LOL EPIC WINZ EPIC WIN LUZL XD~~~~~~~ kawaii" and "LOL SO RANDOM YOUR SO FUNNY OMFG >< MAKE MORE KAWAII ^^"
Falco/Ridley vs. Pichu/Tourneyfag	Tourneyfag goes golfing: Part 1	Tourneyfag goes golfing: Part 2	Tourneyfag goes golfing: Part 3
Mario Kart Wii	Animal Crossing	Ye Ende of Locations	Verbose Tourneyfag
featuring Ike	Tourneyfag as a kid (Part I)	More Tourneyfag as a kid (Part II)	THIS- IS- Final Destination?

[edit] Memorable Quotes

Masahiro Sakurai, expert troll and game designer of Brawl gave the tourneyfags the finger when he unveiled the "Special Brawl" mode. This is an example of Stamina Mega Flower Curry Heavy Slow Angled Brawl

Masahiro Sakurai takes another jab at the tourneyfags. Hitting them where it hurts most, in their tiny tiny penises.

Masahrio Sakurai yet again shows tourneyfags how Brawl is supposed to be played; WITH ITEMS AND WACKY UNBALANCED IDEAS!

All a tourneyfag has to hear is the word "casual", and he forgets that he has to think.

A tourneyfag saying he is NOT a tourneyfag? Oh wow.

Being the favorite Smash Bros. player is important to every Tourneyfag, even in forum polls.

• "A few items like motion-sensor bombs, super scopes, and bombs can dramatically unbalance gameplay."

• "You can't practice "luck". You can't choose to have "luck". it wouldn't be fair to the person who actually tries to win and puts his all into it to lose because a pill that JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE FUCKING EXPLOSIVE kills him, or that a bomb-omb that JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE NEXT TO HIM kills him, or that sort of ilk."

• "There fact that it is possible to turn off items presumably means that some matches were meant to be played with them off. No one likes them in tournies because it allows the weaker player to win if they get sufficiently lucky, and when there is a prize for the ultimate winner, that sucks balls."

• "Are you talking about wavedashing? I don't consider it a glitch, but I digress. Wavedashing is a short burst of movement that only a handful of characters can take advantage of. Not exactly game breaking."

• "If the choice is either full on tourneytard or ultra-casual not even caring who wins, I'll go tourney myself. The whole point of competition is to do your best to win. If you're not trying your hardest, go read a book, take a nap, anything else that doesn't have winners and losers."

• "If you want to hit four buttons over and over for your free kill, go eat a cake or do something else that's really easy and gives simple gratification."

• "lol @ casual "gamers" I love how people participate in a hobby the suck balls at and think they count. Casual "gamers" are no better than fanfiction writers or deviantfags who draw pictures of Spongebob fucking Haruhi."

• "Yea, but a random change in the stage, though you know its coming can turn a strategy over and everybody knows that if you're so into the game the fact you have to jump to a platform instead of hitting your enemy is going to piss you off, thats why all tourney fags use maps you can Waveshine on"

• "the point of a tournament is being able to fight each other without any sort of outside influence affecting the fight, to show who is more skilled than another. having an "off day" has nothing to do with being skilled or trying your hardest, and shouldn't have to affect a regular, balanced fight."

• "it removes the more random parts of it to try and make it into a more balanced fighter. it takes away what makes it a casual, jump-in sort of game, and molds it into the kind of game that can be practiced, the kind of game that actually is at least more equal. some people find a battle of equality, where no one can get an upper hand due to a retarded deus ex machina, and where the only thing that you can be graded on is how well you can execute your moves and keep focused. but of course, NOPE, IT HAS TO HAVE BOB-OMBS AND SUPER FLAT ZONE AND BE COMPLETELY RANDOM AND WACKY LOL TO BE FUN ^^ DESU-NE. die slowly in a fire."

• "Tourneyfags are the shit killing ALL video games in general. They can't handle the heat of items so they turn it off. They can't handle the way a map works so they ban it. They can't handle the way a character outmatches Fox so they ban it. But they don't ban bugs and exploits....right and WE'RE the scrubs"

• "Fixing the game so the only stages or methods of gameplay you can use benefits a grand total of maybe five characters tops doesn't seem like "fair and even" to me. What about characters like Mewtwo, who benefit from items and are thus totally fucking shafted? or characters who would do well on moving stages who are once again fucked for Final Destination/Battlefield? Balancing the game in favor of certain characters doesn't seem like balancing it at all, it seems like fucking it up."

• "SSB is the tourneytard game for faggots who suck at every other FIGHTAN GAEM in existence. Basically SSB tournaments are a desperate grasp for some kind of achievement in their pathetic lives."

• "50 dollars for two characters and one stage. Sounds like a solid investment, eh what? :D"

• (On needing items to use Zero Suit Samus) "I'm boycotting this game guaranteed now. Wavedashing or not, that's just completely stupid. I in no way trust sakurai anymore and hope he dies." ~ To tourneyfags, forcing them to use items is like shoving a cake in an oven.

• "But I guess I'm not getting anywhere with proving the greatness of competitive Smash. So I'll propose a challenge to anyone on this thread who doesn't like competive smash.When Brawl comes out, I'll play anyone in a best out of 5, no items. If I lose, I'll never post on these boards again(I'm dead serious) but if I win, then the person(s) must admit that competive smash is awsome."

• "I especially love the "real men use items" Tag thing. Makes sense, I guess peace is a "Real Man" now, idiots. By this item logic "Real men" suck at the game too. Whoever Nate is, I'll trash him."

• Casualfag: "Yes, we're using items. We'll discuss this further in the faction forum but i'm making sure this clan stays as tourneyfag free as possible, and the only way to do that is to make all stages usuable and items mandatory."

• Tourneyfag: "You future and downfall in Smash has been writtin in that [above] post. There's no better way in declaring that you suck other than of that statement you posted."

• "cause ull lose? and who said i would lose with items? im a sniper with items id pwn ur ass all over the place. and what do u have against fox? afraid of getting shined off the stage? i can do that with items on and on any stage."

• "If you're playing against a real pro, then whether you use items or not, you will lose to them. It's just that items get in the way of skill and technique."

• "all the casuals play gay"

• "You suck, idiot. I can chop the game disc in half, and that's all pros need."

• "None of the tourney players are complaining about this. None of us even fucking care. The fact that you "casualfags" (and effective opposite to your beloved tourneyfag), are saying this is broken just goes to show you can't even fucking figure out how to use mechanics that were intentionally programmed (like directional influence, or for gods sake, fucking teching) to get out of something this retarded just goes to show how inept 99% of you are. Go back to 4chan you fucking scrubs."

• "im happy when i hear players who i know are skilled arguing over the tiers....it just let's me know actually well balanced Melee is...and for those who say it isnt very well balanced, i say: Play another another fighting game and get to know those tiers and how separated they are"

• "characters are better than others, but im assuming nintendo didnt care about balance in the first place"

• "Who cares what SAKURAI wants. It's me who is playing and it is me who wants to ENJOY playing it. His way, to me, is NOT the FUN way. Also why is it a big deal to you? Who is holding a gun to your head saying YOU PLAY LIKE THIS OR I SHOOT YOU? Nobody. You play your way(randomness) and I'll play mine(as skill oriented as can be)."

• "Not necessarily. Sakurai has definitely acknowledged the large tourney fanbase. Smashboards is hardly a good sample of decent tourney players."

• "Sakurai's just a scrub. Reading his thoughts on competitive gaming just makes me want brawl to be more competitive than ever."

• "Glitches," "Tricks," whatever you want to call them that made the game more than what it was. It helped turn it into a deep fighting game. Combos in street fighter were not intended either. Instead of pulling a Sakurai, however, they knew that they were on to something, and kept going with it. Sakurai had come across a great thing, and instead, dismisses it. It's a shame, really."

• "Sakurai can go to hell, he's deliberately ruining the metagame. Seriously, if your not good, just don't play with good players.

• "PrakirJaq, you are correct, I believe the animation is called "landfall special." I made a huge post about the mechanics of wavedashing in another thread. It's not a glitch. Technically none of the exploits we frequently use are glitches, which is rare. But as Mookie said, glitch vs. exploit is just an argument in semantics. In Halo 2, the BXR was probably a glitch, the doubleshot was almost certainly a glitch, yet both widened the skillgap so people used them and didn't complain. Nintendo fans just tend to be scrubbier than other communities."

• "He's Nintendo's biggest selling point now-a-days and gets not Smash lov'n.

• "You do that. Note that the best Mewtwo in the world, Taj. Has never won a major tourney. And NO LOW TIER HAS EVER GOTTEN FIRST AT A MAJOR TOURNEY!

• " If you use a character who is weak against another character and lose, that's your fault. It is your choice who you use, so you shouldn't whine if you have a bad match-up.

• "Fun is subjective, understand that CPB&. Ebaums has fun posting porn all over the place for the "lulz", casuals have fun playing with items on wacky stages, and I have fun beating my opponent to a bloody pulp with no aid whatsoever on neutral stages. When I played with my 4 year old nephew, I tore him to shreds." ~ Superstar

• Casualfag troll girl:"To be honest, I think it's actually good Evo decided to put items and not ban certain stages. Why? Because it actually would make you work harder to "fight against luck". To me, that takes more skill than staying on the ruleset of "no items, these certain tiers only, final destination". 'Cuz if someone could also play skillfully with items and whacky stages, then that's some **** skill right there."

[edit] Tourneyfag Jargon

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Tourneyfags think they are so awesome by having a lot of esoteric and gay jargon which is the rough equivalent to memes. Here are those that fail the most:

Azendash: Azndash is based after a person who failed horribly and "wavedashed" off a stage. Try to trick non-pro Tourneyfags that this is a srs technique.

BK: Bk is a phrase used by fat tourneyfags which means "bad kid". Or burger king. Going to Tourneyfag HQ and calling everyone a bk will result in epic lulz every time.

Bowsercide/Koopa Kamikaze: In Brawl, Bowser has a special move that allows him to grab a foe, jump up, and squash them with his fat body. If he jumps up while over an edge, both characters will plummet into the pit. Winning a match using only this move is also a source of lulz because tourneyfags think low tiers can't win against their 1337 skills, and get butthurt when they see Bowser do so. Other variants include DKcide, Kirbicide, and Regecide (Ganon and King Dedede).

Edgehog: The act of waiting for your opponent to get close to the edge after you send them flying, at which point you jump off and grab said edge just before they do, thus causing the foe to helplessly plummet to their doom, since only one person can hang from the ledge at a time. Unlike other tourneyfag techniques, the edgehog requires minimal skill in Smash and is made of win, because it can cause great lulz if successful. It's a pity you cannot hear cries of butthurt and "OMGWTFHAX" during online matches in Brawl, so it is recommended that you taunt repeatedly after performing a successful edgehog.

Jiggs: Faggy way of saying Jigglypuff. They also have a gay relationship with Jigglypuff even though it is ranked 10 on the tier list ("Moar like Jigglysuck Amirite?") Tourneyfags BAWWW'ED That Jigglypuff sucks in brawl. (That's only because they suck playing as Jigglypuff but in the right hands she's an excellent source of lulz when your beat your opponent senseless using Jigglypuff.)[1]

Knee: Since all tourneyfags are gay for Captain Falcon, one of his moves, the "knee", is constantly hailed as awesome by the tourneyfags solely because they have fantasies of Captain Falcon raping their asshole with his knee.

L-Canceling/Washdashing/Dash Dancing etc: GLITCHY FAGGOTRY! Tell any tourneyfag that they glitch and they'll BAAAAWWWWW about it for hours. A challenger appears! [2][3][4] Who said Brawl didn't have any Advanced Techniques, ZOMG!

Mindgames: Since tourneyfags think they r soh smrt, they've created a "Mindgames" class of play in which you do some fancy move to distract your opponent. WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, TOURNEYFAGS, but that is all of what Pro Smash (Lulz) is all about, stupid gay moves you wasted your time perfecting.

Scrub The tourneyfag name for people who don't follow their rules. If you play the game without following tourney rules, you're a scrub.

Shining: A tourneyfag's greatest dream. Fox has to get you in a corner, and press down-B at least 100 times. Tourneyfags have banned all the stages because of this (Except for Final Destination).

Shorthop/Fast-Fall/SHFFLing: Since Smash Bros. is a "Serious Fighting Game", the characters need to be about as agile as your mom after I'm done with her. So in order to seem Super Serial as a fighting game, Tourneyfags decided to remove jumping via this method.

Stafy, why are you here?: A forced meme started by the SmashBoards based on a podcast, which, after much circle jerking, the Smashtards pointed out Stafy's general uselessness and Sakurai's Hate for anything remotely similar to his ideas. Despite this being true, it was never funny. Never. Still, people Smash Boards visitors repeat this like it was awesome (Hint: It never was). More proof Tourneyfags wouldn't find humor even if it ran right into their face, pissed at them, and then copulated with their eye sockets. The last part was necessary.

Tipper: This is why tourneyfags use Marth. Basically, they hit opponents with the tip of their weapon.

Tier List: A ranking of characters divided into categories by perceived strength at the highest level of play. Probably the single most poisonous document one can write on Smash Bros. due to the fact that people just look at the top tier for choosing their characters, even if they never intend to play in a tournament. This guy means SERIOUS BUSINESS! [5]

Tires don exits: A fail meme made by the tourneyfags. Misspelled "Tiers Don't Exist", Tourneyfags have adopted it as "hilarious" because to them, only idiots would criticize Melee. OMG they also made a t-shirt! [6]

[edit] Notable Tourneyfags

This is what tourneyfags believe

A2ZOMG: A Tourneyfag that thinks that tiers are made for the lulz. He calls himself an Casualfag because he never have time for tournaments. [7]

Dylan_Tnga: Everyone but him is a fukken scrub.

Gimpyfish: The god of tourney gameplay, he is the reason that all tourneyfags play Smash Bros the exact same way. Instead of experimenting with the game themselves, they only do what Gimpy tells them to do. If Gimpy says jump, they ask how high and off of what.

Ken Hoang: A pro Tourneyfag who also an azn. Every Tourneyfag is gay for Ken and would gladly yiff with him. He won 40,000 DOLLARS AT A SMASH TOURNEY OMG. He is an Important Person and needs to be focused on for every smash fan. Lulz at this Smash Site [8] writing an essay on his life. Notice he is a faggot and should be shot. If you see him on the street, gladly do so. Spoilers: Ken is revealed to have a casualfag side to him, as he LURVES items [9] and entered Evo2k8, the greatest fighting game tournament, because *GASP* they were using ITEMS! And butthurt finally hit the tourneyfag community as he lost to a 14-year-old casualfag who played as WALL-E. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, TOURNEYFAGS???? Ken has recently been accepted as a contestant on the CBS reality TV series "Survivor"in a lulzworthy move worthy of Sakurai himself. Much hilarity is expected from him bitching about how the other tribe are "item using scrubs."

The Buzz Saw: Like most Tourneyfags, Buzz believes that Low tiers can never beat a High tier character. This is gay, because in melee his main was MOTHERFUCKING Young Link.

RDK: Tribal war god of tourneyfags. Either you agree with him and join the ranks of mindwashed minions or....you're a fukken scrub.

Nesshelper: Retarded tourneyfag. Literally.

Inui [10]: Thinks he is the BEST Smash player EVAR, and a total ELITIST. If he is beaten he bows down to whoever beat him, sucking their cock. Likes to frequent Fire Emblem boards, because he is the best at that too (if you consider someone having 300 playthroughs on a GBA game as being "the best"). One day a member on one[11] of those forums was sick of his shit and decided to UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY on him[12]. Needless to say he was totally butthurt. Worth noting is that he regularly gives rimjobs to Mew2King, being his personal sex slave.

[edit] Tourneyfagism in other games

A summary of this section.

Besides Super Smash Bros. There are other games that tourneyfags can make a game more "balanced and fair".

• About almost any first person shooter - NO GRENADES, NO LANDMINES, NO VEHICLES, STAGE WITH NO COVER, KNIFE/PEA-SHOOTER HANDGUN ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Pokemon - NO SAME ITEMS, NO DOUBLE TEAM, SLEEP CLAUSE, SUBSTITUTE AND SKARMBLISS ONLY, AND NO CHEAP ASS SECRAT UBER POKAYMANS FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Mario Kart - BASIC KARTS, NO ITEMS, AND THE EASIEST STAGE ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Street Fighter 2 - NO USE FAST PPLS CAUSE O TECH COMBOS,SAGAT ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Street Fighter 3 - ONE SPCL IS BETTER THAN ALL OTHRS FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Gears of War - CHAINSAW/SHOTGUN ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Guitar Hero/Rock Band - NO FUN SONGS DRAGONFORCE FIRE AND FLAMES ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Soul Calibur - 200% HANDICAP, NO THROWS, NO GUARD BREAKS, BASE WEAPONS ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Sonic - NO GUNS, NO TREASURE HUNTING, NO JUMPING, GREEN HILL ZONE FGT FINAL DESTINATION
• Starcraft - FASTEST SPEED ONLY, NO TIME FOR THINKING ALLOWED, NO ZERG RUSH KEKEKE FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Warcraft- NO CRITS, RESILIENCE ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT (There are also massive amounts of tourneyfags in silly user made WC3 custom maps, one of them actually being a WarCraft Smash Bros type game. They go into fits of rage when you point out the fact that it's a silly user made custom map.)
• Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - NO PETSHOP, NO ZA WARUDO, NO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, 3 OF 5, JOTARO, OR DIO ONLY. FINAL DESTINATION
• Resident Evil 4 - NO INFININITE LAUNCHER, CHICAGO TYPEWRITER, OR HANDCANNON, KNIFE ONLY, AND NO BUYING AWESUM WAEPONZ FROM MERCHANT FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Metroid - NO MISSILES, POWER BEAM ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Oblivion - NO MAGIC, NO WEAPONS, NO ARMOR, HAND TO HAND ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Shadow Of The Colossus - NO HORSE, RUNNING ONLYFINAL DESTINATION FGT
• God Of War - NO WEAPON UPGRADES, NO RAGE OF THE TITANS, NO MAGIC, LVL 1 BLADES OF CHAOS ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Tetris - NO I-, J-, L-, S-, Z-, OR T-PIECES, ONLY O-PIECES, AND HARD-DROP ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Fire Emblem - HIGHEST AVERAGE STATS, NO PRE-PROMOTED UNITS, NO RNG ABUSE, NO ARENA ABUSE, AND SPEEDRUN ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT. (An irony, considering that in this form, the game turns entirely into a game of chance, when tourneyfags are obsessed with "skill").
• Zelda - NO BOW, NO BOMBS, NO MAGIC, MASTER SWORD ONLYFINAL DESTINATION FGT
• Skate - NO GRABS, NO AIR, REALISTIC SKATING ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT
• (insert game here) - NO FUN, UNNECESSARY/IRRATIONAL RULES ONLY FINAL DESTINATION FGT

[edit] See Also

• TL;DR

To all Tournyfags

• Super Smash Bros
• Dylan Tnga
• RDK
• Gamecube
• Wii
• Fanboys
• Texturefag

[edit] External Links

• The main cesspool of all things tourneyfag.
• Another example of tourneyfag-based fail
• Tourneyfags don't deserve brawl and tiers are for queers
• Faggot BAWWWING about the Tourneyfag page on ED - Every response to this article is basically, "NO U!"
• Tourneyfags ruin everything!

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