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Try'n'a find herself a respectable man with a job and a car payment.
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Uncovered scroll that might make reference to the loose vagina syndrome
Uncovered scroll that might make reference to the loose vagina syndrome
Typical whoring of Failbook.
Typical whoring of Failbook.

Traditionally, a whore is a woman who exchanges sex for money and AIDS, unlike a vicky who gives it up for free. However, as the word evolved, a "whore" now more commonly means (especially OTI) "someone who enjoys _________ immensely". Other uses are Succubus.

Whores can generally be categorized into one of the following subtypes:

  1. Attention whore
  2. Camwhore
  3. Comment whore
  4. Drama whore
  5. Wikislut
  6. Prostatot
  7. Prostitute
  8. Skeezer
  9. Skank
  10. Fat whore
  11. Scenewhore
  12. Crackwhore
  13. Cock Trapper
  14. Nappy Headed

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Loose vagina syndrome

Common amongst whores, the loose vagina syndrome is generally thought to be caused by feministic empowerment. Last Thursday a French cave excavation team in Tuc d\'Audoubert found convincing proof that the syndrome may date from at least 100 years ago, when Smirnoff Vodka went into production. Hidden in the rectal regions of a clay bison, an amazing haiku scroll was uncovered. The scroll seems to give reference to what the scientists think might be the actual origin of the loose vagina syndrome. PROTIP: Loose Vagina Syndrome makes girls easier to rape.

Putrid Pussy Syndrome

This is when the said whore's nether regions smell so disgustingly foul that your face will be liquidated liquified if it gets anywhere near the vile fumes. Beware the whore with PPS & dump her immediately!

CopyPasta!

Hey /b/, My name is Khadija. I've got this huge problem. I can't seem to keep my legs closed. It's like every time a guy walks by, I have to pull down his pants and suck him off. It's horrible! I've had sex with many guys... I'm not sure how much longer my vag can take it. /b/ is there anything I can do about this? I may be a ticking AIDS bomb waiting to explode. They won't even let me into pools! When ever I get angry my vagina grows huge and pink like the incredible vaginal hulk!

Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction

Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction (LWD) is a disease of the mind caused by feministic empowerment similar to what has been seen in LVS. However, as the term “lesbianic” would suggest, this particular disease renders its victim the whore unattracted to cock or any other part of the male anatomy. Common symptoms include posting of personal images on profile sites in a vain attempt to attract other whores, having unintelligent conversations with other whores, sparking arguments with intelligent people and complaining about the “pretty girl” population.

Ultimately, non-whores will find a large amount of lulz being generated from interaction with whores with Lesbianic Whore Dysfunction.

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How not to be a whore


Even Maury fucked her

How To Tell If Your Friend Is A Whore (And/Or Tranny?)

Become a whore, get AIDS, die.

If she's in a school uniform: NOT a whore.

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