Your Mom

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The best response to any question ever.

Uncle Bob: "Hey bro."

Jimbro: "Yo."

Uncle Bob: "What are you doing?"

Jimbro: "Your mom."

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Jackolantern: Hey man.

Sean Combs: I hope yo' momma dies!

Jackolantern: She did die... because of your AIDS!

...yer dad is next.

Contents 1 Your mom and the Internets: 2 Your mom and history: 3 What is your mom? 4 Some moms 5 Fuck your mom 6 Your Mom on Coke 7 Your Mom jokes 7.1 Your Mom is so Fat . . . 7.2 Your Mom is so Stupid . . . 7.3 Your Mom is so Old . . . 7.4 Your Mom is so Ugly . . . 7.5 Your Mom is so Poor . . . 7.6 Your Mom is Liek . . . 7.7 Your Mom is so Goth . . . 8 See Also 9 External Links

Your mom and the Internets:

Your mom is widely used as the end-all-be-all of arguments on the Internets. Those victimized by it automatically lose whatever argument they were engaged in at the time, because they can't think of a more lulz-worthy comment. This is called the Law of Your Mom. Arguing or failing to accept the Law of Your Mom will result in your dick being shoved into a malfunctioning blender. This is called the "Arguing 'your mom' will get your dick shoved into a malfunctioning blender clause", which was instated at least 100 years ago. This often leads to the unwitting destruction of the perpetrator of your mom, as it is a very dangerous weapon indeed. Its power is so great, none can contain it. Sarcasm aside, "your mom" is an unfunny and unoriginal insult mainly used by 13 year old hentai fanboys who are being bullied by more lulz-worthy beings.

Your mom and history:

The phrase 'Your mom' originally started out as 'Yo momma' and was used solely by the African American community. The 'momma' referred to by the niggers is overweight to the extreme and cursed with a crippling ugliness and an addiction to crack- sprinkled Crisco, as opposed to the 'mom' that is referred to these days, who is a MILF, slutty, and very, very easy.

What is your mom?

Your Mom is whom I had sex with last night.

Your mom, according to psychiatric experts everywhere, is the most sexually active person on the planet. The chief defining characteristics of your mom include:

1. hot (MILF)
2. promiscuous
3. a concerned mother
4. obsessive over cock
5. obsessive over MY cock
6. Is your sister
7. obsessive over my, my best friends, and my best friends dogs cock
8. obsessive over horse cock, and my best friends horse cock
9. fat
10. ugly
11. Is your Dad
12. a fat ugly hooker
13. a fat ugly cock sucking hooker
14. a fat ugly cock sucking donkey fucking hooker
15. Ignores you because of cock
16. The 4 things up top, minus the #1 of all because that completely contradicts every one of these.
17. wears a hirsute
18. a bad case of the VD
19. a hermaphrodite
20. a person that Electric Six has noods of
21. produces Anti-lulz and should be killed
22. pwned by me
23. tied to a bed having sex with Badgers
24. A parental bitch
25. A Christian rock group
26. A possible alternative fuel source
27. Has Super AIDS
28. A man
29. Your momma sucks dwarf cock
30. Your face
31. Your mama's on crack rock!
32. Is my dad
33. Is in my "top 8".
34. Epic Fail
35. Uses the Internet as your babysitter.
36. you

Your mama's mating dance

Some moms

Your mom is a fat dyke.	Your mom and me at our weekly get together.	Your mom says hi!	Your mom looking for her keys.
Germans do not have mothers (mutter, in German), as they are all created in laboratories.	Even Pokemon are in on her!	Blargh's mom	YES! When you leave the room, your mates are taking pictures of mom's feet for fap material.
Your mother on a good day.	Your mom	Dorian Thorn loves his mom's bed and panties.	And buttfucking her stuffed animals.
And squirting his aids-filled cum all over her bed.	Dorian Thorn also gets off on his mom seeing him naked cuz he's a sick fuck.	In Soviet Russia, Mother fucks YOU

Fuck your mom

Your Mom on Coke

Hey! Xbox games! Hey! Grand Theft Auto on Xbox!

Your Mom jokes

Your Mom is so Fat . . .

• Your mom is so fat, when she sat on memory foam, it forgot.
• Your mom is so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
• Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the beach, people yell out, "Whale Sighting!"
• Your mom is so fat, she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
• Your mom is so fat, she influences the tides.
• Your mom is so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
• Your mom is so fat, she has her own zip code.
• Your mom is so fat, she lives in two time zones.
• Your mom is so fat, it takes a train to get on her good side.
• Your mom is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
• Your mom is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
• Your mom is so fat, whenever she turns around they throw a welcome-back party.
• Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around its her birthday.
• Your mom is so fat, she jumps up in the air and gets stuck.
• Your mom is so fat, when she jumps she ends up in Australia.
• Your mom is so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
• Your mom is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: California, Nevada, Arizona…
• Your mom is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
• Your mom is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
• Your mom is so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
• Your mom is so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
• Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change.
• Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please."
• Your mom is so fat, when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued."
• Your mom is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off.
• Your mom is so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage.
• Your mom is so fat, I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand
• Your mom is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
• Your mom is so fat, she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
• Your mom is so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
• Your mom is so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
• Your mom is so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
• Your mom is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
• Your mom is so fat, the only wiener she'll ever get is a hot dog.
• Your mom is so fat, her first love was Krispy Kreme.
• Your mom is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a tooth pick.
• Your mom is so fat, she has to use a satellite dish as a cereal bowl.
• Your mom is so fat, she thinks that Niagara Falls is a drinking fountain.
• Your mom is so fat, McDonald's set up shop in her house.
• Your mom is so fat, her best friends are Ronald McDonald, Burger King and Betty Crocker.
• Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call out to her, "Taxi!"
• Your mom is so fat, when she wears a yellow coat she looks like a school bus.
• Your mom is so fat, she has an sign on her back that says "wide load".
• Your mom is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
• Your mom is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
• Your mom is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she’s backing up.
• Your mom is so fat, she bungee jumps and goes straight to hell.
• Your mom is so fat, when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too.
• Your mom is so fat, they use her underwear elastic for bungee jumping.
• Your mom is so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
• Your mom is so fat, the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
• Your mom is so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans.
• Your mom is so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
• Your mom is so fat, when she took her dress to the cleaner they said, "Sorry, but we don't do curtains."
• Your mom is so fat, she's got to iron her pants on the driveway.
• Your mom is so fat, she has to wear Levi’s 1002s.
• Your mom is so fat, when she wears white, she looks like the Michelin man.
• Your mom is so fat, when she wears red, she looks like the Kool-Aid man.
• Your mom is so fat, when she wears an "X" helicopters land on her.
• Your mom is so fat, she's got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
• Your mom is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
• Your mom is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
• Your mom is so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.
• Your mom is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
• Your mom is so fat, we get a drought every time she takes a shower.
• Your mom is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
• Your mom is so fat, she uses the Freeway as a Slip ’n’ Slide.
• Your mom is so fat, she’s still waiting for someone to fill the Grand Canyon so she can take a bath.
• Your mom is so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out.
• Your mom is so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
• Your mom is so fat, she went to Disneyland and got group discounts.
• Your mom is so fat, Santa asked her to cover for him.
• Your mom is so fat, when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.
• Your mom is so fat, every time she walks her butt claps.
• Your mom is so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on top of her. Start on top, roll over once, and end at bottom. Roll over again and end on top. D'uh? It works on thin people, too. finish sex, go to roll off her and your still on her, go to roll off her again, still on her. doesnt take a genius to work that out.
• Your mom is so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
• Your mom is so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls on both sides.
• Your mom is so fat, her will states that she wants to be donated to Ripley's Believe It or Not.
• Your mom is so fat, you need a Thomas Guide to find her asshole.
• Your mom is so fat, when she walked past the television, I missed three episodes.
• Your mom is so fat, she got stuck in the garage.
• Your mom is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
• Your mom is so fat, it took five UFOs to abduct her.
• Your mom is so fat, we're in her right now.
• Your mom is so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
• Your mom is so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop.
• Your mom is so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions.
• Your mom is so fat, she wakes up in sections.
• Your mom is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER.
• Your mom is so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
• Your mom is so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views.
• Your mom is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
• Your mom is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
• Your mom is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
• Your mom is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
• Your mom is so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
• Your mom is so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
• Your mom is so fat, she was Miss Arizona...class Battleship.
• Your mom is so fat, she was zoned for commercial development.
• Your mom is so fat, her nickname is "DAAAMN!"
• Your mom is so fat, she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
• Your mom is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
• Your mom is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
• Your mom is so fat, she ordered a double room for a singles weekend.
• Your mom is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
• Your mom is so fat, that I really don't need to make a joke, it sells it self.
• Your mom is so fat, she makes Shay look like the Olsen Twins.
• Your mom is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
• Your mom is so fat, the only armor she can use in World of Warcraft is of the whale.
• Your mom is so fat, NASA is planning a mission to put a man on her.
• Your mom is so fat, miners dig for diamonds in her footprints.
• Your mom is so fat, she has to live on another planet.
• Your mom is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her five years to Live.
• Your mom is so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
• Your mom is so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

Your Mom is so Stupid . . .

• Your mom is so stupid, it takes her an HOUR to make MINUTE Rice.
• Your mom is so stupid, she got locked up in a bathroom and pissed in her pants.
• Your mom is so stupid, she tried to steal free samples.
• Your mom is so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.
• Your mom is so stupid, she has no feet and complains her shoes are too tight.
• Your mom is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
• Your mom is so stupid, she set the VCR for 2 hours to record 60 minutes.
• Your mom is so stupid, she asked me "What does Yield mean?" and I said, "Slow down." And she said, slowly, "W H A T D O E S Y I E L D M E A N ?"
• Your mom is so stupid, she froze to death in a furnace.
• Your mom is so stupid, she burned to death in a freezer.
• Your mom is so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
• Your mom is so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
• Your mom is so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out.
• Your mom is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
• Your mom is so stupid she thinks Boyz II men is a daycare center

Your Mom is so Old . . .

• Your mom is so old, i told her to act her age and she died.
• Your mom is so old, she farts dust.
• Your mom is so old, the milk in her tits is expired.
• Your mom is so old, her geometry teacher was a stegosaurus.
• Your mom is so old, Moses is in her yearbook.
• Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus a quarter.
• Your mom is so old, she got a kickstand.
• Your mom is so old, she only has two teeth and they're both in her pocket!
• Your mom is so old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
• Your mom is so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
• Your mom is so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible.
• Your mom is so old, she went to the Virgin Mary's baby shower.

Your Mom is so Ugly . . .

• Your mom is so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals."
• Your mom is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
• Your mom is so ugly, her teeth are brown and she spits Yoo-hoo.
• Your mom is so ugly, when she's on the beach the tide won't come in!
• Your mom is so ugly, I went to your house, kicked in the door and your mom came out barking.
• Your mom is so ugly, when she got arrested they took her to the SPCA.
• Your mom is so ugly, she popped her head out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
• Your mom is so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
• Your mom is so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday
• Your mom is so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "Rape" and they yelled "NO!"

Your Mom is so Poor . . .

• Your mom is so stingy, she got a job at the 99 cent store just so she can get a 50% discount.
• Your mom is so poor, I rang your doorbell and she shouted "DING-DONG!"
• Your mom is so poor, she can't even pay attention.
• Your mom is so poor, that at her funeral, she had to give up her casket in order to pay.
• Your mom is so poor, when she wants a gumball she has to put it on layaway.

Your Mom is Liek . . .

• Your mom is like a brick, flat on both sides and keeps getting laid by Mexicans.
• Your mom is like a fire hydrant, on every corner.
• Your mom is like a shotgun, two cocks: and she's ready to blow.
• Your mom is like a screwdriver, everyone gets a turn.
• Your mom is like a doorknob, everyone gets a Turn.
• Your mom is like a bowling ball, she's fingered, thrown in the gutter, and keeps coming back for more.
• Your mom is like a hardware store, 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw.
• Your mom is like a gas station, pump first then pay.
• Your mom is like Burger King, "Your way right away."
• Your mom is like IBM, "Solutions for a small planet."
• Your mom is like Timex, "Takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’ "
• Your mom is like the Eagles Theater, 75 cents on Thursdays.
• Your mom is like 7-Eleven, open 24 hours.
• Your mom is like 7-Eleven, she'll give me a Slurpee for a dollar.
• Your mom is like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
• Your mom is like Pringles, "Once you pop, you can’t stop."
• Your mom is like Taco Bell, "59, 69, 79" "79 89 99"
• Your mom is like Domino's, "Hot, Wild, Now."
• Your mom is like a rail road, laid all over the country.
• Your mom is like an SUV, big, black, and full of Mexicans.
• Your mom is like the Energizer Bunny, keeps going and going and going…
• Your mom is like a door, I banged her all night
• Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night.
• Your mom is like good paint, cheap and easy to spread.
• Your mom is like Chinese food, every one gets a chance to eat her out.

Your Mom is so Goth . . .

• Your mom is so goth, she makes Happy Meals cry.
• Your mom is so goth, when she had a sore throat, everyone thought she was a mime.
• Your mom is so goth, she shits bats.
• Your mom is so goth, when she walks outside, the sun hides behind the moon.

See Also

• Daddy
• Your grandma
• Uncle

External Links

• Yo momma so fat she raped a small child.

• be sure to troll yo momma

• Yo momma so fat she'll be dead within a few months.

• http://www.yourmom.org/ Non-shocking shock site starring Your Mom.