Rule 34
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Rule 34, Rules Of The Internet |
The oft-cited Catch-22 of internet lore, Rule 34 has been proven true beyond all doubt by fetishists, furries, adult babies and other childhood-destroyers, and is a proud feature of brain-raping websites such as 4chan, and 7chan. In a nutshell, Rule 34 is porn of the most fucked up things you can think of. It can be real, but is often hentai drawings made by sick fucks. Rule 34 was written long before any of the other Rules Of The Internet, the reason for this according to Greenspun: "I just thought it sounded better to have a 34th rule, as though it were part of a comprehensive system."
7chan, unlike 4chan, is the only site that actually has an entire board dedicated to Rule 34. This still does not change the fact that 7chan licks moar ass than 4chan. paheal is the new king though.
Also, the rule can NEVAR be broken. EVAR. Some argue that this is because Rule 35 states that, if porn cannot be found of it, it must be created. RULE CANNOT BE BROKEN. REMEMBER THAT, FAGGOT.
In a more secular view, one is forced to wonder exactly what porn HASN'T been made of. See the gallery at the bottom of the page for selections such as "Hey Arnold!" and "Ben 10." Yeesh.
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The Rosie Loophole
/b/tards will refuse requests for Rule 34 on Rosie O'Donnell. Howevar, this isn't technically breaking Rule 34 since refusal isn't denying that Rosie 34 exists nor that it can be created. Anon has now officially delivered tonight on 4chan... there is now no God... the rule 34 of Rosie shall take the place of the exception... Jan-04-08 NEVAR FORGET! FORGET YOU SAW IT AND GET THIS SHIT OUT OF YOUR MEMORY!
/34/ on 7chan
/34/ is an image board on 7chan that will raep your childhood, as it follows The Rules Of The Internetz. Even though it certainly exists, if no porn of it can be found, it is your responsibility to create more of it. /34/ also doubles as an alternative lolicon board.
The Essence Of /34/
The only rules for posting in /34/:
This board is for Rule 34-related images. "THERE IS PORN OF IT. NO EXCEPTIONS." Please refrain from requesting images of pornography you know to exist, such as Sailor Moon, Card Captors, and almost every anime. This is not /r/.
Rule 34 Difficulty Rank System
/34/ Difficulty Ranking:
1. A "1" on the /34/ scale means that it's way too easy to find; anyone with a Rule 34 folder should have this. EXAMPLES: Pokémon, Azumanga Daioh, Foster's Home, Sonic the hedgehog, though that is probably a 0, a.k.a blind Retards could find it.
2. A "2" means that it's easy enough to find in AerisDies, WWOEC, Palcomix, even Google Search EXAMPLES: The Simpsons.
3. "3"s mean that you might have to do some digging, but it's still possible for a casual /34/er to come up with. EXAMPLES: Lesser-known Disney Movies, most comic strips
4. A "4" requires great amounts of searching backwater porn sites, and possibly several bumps of a thread.
EXAMPLES: Most real-life movies, local things, walk-on appearances in 1, 2, or 3 rated material, South Park (really hard to find) lurk moar, faggot.
5. A "5" means that there is not porn of it. Do your duty and /34/ it. Examples: Walk-on appearances in 3 or 4 rated material, very unpopular or old shows/movies
6. A "6" means there shouldn't be porn of it. EXAMPLES: Rosie O' Donnell, Calvin and Hobbes, The Raccoons, Shay, The Animaniacs, Garfield, Jar Jar Binks, your mom, your grandma, you...
7. ????
8. PROFIT!
Noteworthy Finds
- Bananas in pajamas.
- Tinker Bell and Jiminy Cricket getting it on.
- Orgies featuring the Linux Penguin, BSD Daemon, Clippy, and an anthropomorphic apple.
- Rainbow Brite: Crack fiend by day, topless dancer by night.
- 493 species of Pokémon, in every combination, in every position from this list. But mostly Lucario.
- Super Mario Brothers orgies.
- Battletoads in their homosexual inclinations.
- For the strong jaw fetishist in all of us.
- Your mom getting butt raped by an elephant trunk and fist fucked by a gerbil.
- Furniture Porn.
- Flippy and some unnamed hamster... it's awwright.
- Futanari wolfgirls, Major and just about everyone else on Schrodinger.
- Sock Monkey and Cabbage Patch Kids.
Exceptions
Despite Rule 34 stating there are no exceptions, the only known exception is Mr. Rogers and Rule 34 itself. Queen /b/oxxy is also an exception to rule 34. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS The presentation of this 34 is hypothesized to usher in the Apocalypse.
Rule 34 has been Rule 34'd already. It is theorized that Love You Forever is the top contender for the exception. [1]
A parody on Newgrounds shows Mr. Rogers in a cum stained sweater and with a hardon, I believe this makes him no longer an exception to Rule 34. [2]
/b/ has never found rule 34 on The Game, and some say that because of this it is impossible to lose or win. OH SHI- It's been done too.
So far nobody has been able to generate any Rule 34 of Jack Thompson aside from the piece of shit MS Paint drawing on said asshole's ED page. Not sure if want. Oh exploitable!
Nobody has EVAR found Rule 34 on Milton from Office Space, and it should probably be left at that. But if anyone has it...
As of yet, there is no gay dark jedi on Confederate Civil War soldier porn, but it is coming soon.
There is also no known porn of The Grudge.
Instant Rule 34
On 10/08/08 (NEVAR FORGET), a /b/tard decided to end all difficulties associated with Rule 34 on any subject. The 'Instant Rule 34', a template consisting of a cock, a mouth and some cum, became instantly popular with /b/ due to the fact that simply pasting it onto any image and moving it to juxtapose correctly would instantly Rule 34 that image. The thread exploded with never-before-seen Rule 34s, such as Louis Armstrong. The participating Anonymous then took it upon themselves to take as many memes as they could and Rule 34 them and, within moments, 10/08/08 became known as MEME RAEP Day.
If you have any Instant Rule 34s you'd like to share, do not hesitate to upload them into this handy gallery, to prove once and for all that RULE 34 HAS NO EXCEPTIONS. Internet defeated.
 The Instant Rule 34: Oh, exploitable. Now there is no excuse. |
 Looks convincing. |
 ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO RULE 34. |
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 As mentioned, Louis Armstrong. |
 The secret's out, Jacko. |
 Rule 34 IRL |
The thread is apparently awaiting review for the 4chan Archives. We'll keep you posted.
Examples
"If it exists, there is porn of it."
- Lunch does exist, therefore, there is porn of it.
- You do exist, therefore, there is porn of you. If there is no porn of you, someone will create it.
- And the same goes for your mom.
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See Also
- Adam Savage
- paheal
- Rules Of The Internet
- Sick fuck
- Rule34.com
- ObscureGET
- Zeriara's gallery of fan-raping horror
- Snapesnogger's Wall Of Shame
- SarahChihuahua
- List of Porn Parodies
- MOAR
- Atimon
External Links
- The Rule 34's official website archive.
7chan /34/BALEETED- The SA thread
- Large gallery of 34's
- Even GMC has one!
- Flinstones, Rugrats, and Sponge Bob oh my!
- [3] For basement dwellers. You can even submit your own!
- (fail) Rule 34 Archive
- Become an expert at Rule 34!
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