Transgender
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A transgender person, or "tranny," is a type of otherkin who, rather than believing themselves to be dragons or 9-dicked cats, believe themselves to be the opposite gender of the genitals they possess. Some transgendered persons are transsexuals, who've mutilated the shit out of the genitals they were given to from God for those of the opposite sex. The rest usually don't do anything about having been born with the wrong plumbing because you need a penis to make it in the shemale porn industry.
Recent evidence also shows that goths and 4chan users make up about 90% of all those who decide to take the plunge.
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Types of Trannies
Trannies can be divided into two sub-species: Fuckable Trannies and Old Trannies.
Natural Trannies
Of course no tranny is really born "fuckable" amirite?? It takes months of oestrogen sucking to leap that hurdle.
Fuckable trannies are demons who were born as the result of Mpreg and AIDS and because God is punishing them, have fallen between the line penis that divides men from women. The most common form of trannies are:
- Brazilians and Thais.
- 50 year old Americans:
May be a genuine man or woman - but they certainly don't look like their chosen gender. Someone who doesn't know what the fuck it is.FAGGOTS ¯\(º_o)/¯
Botched Trannies
A TRANNY SINGS IT'S STORY...
Wannabe Trannies
People who were form fully male or female but decide to switch gender because of their faggotry. These creatures are not transgender but transsexual - but give a flying fuck so long as we can laugh, fuck, and point at these mutilated abortions:
- An FTM transsexual:
a woman who has tried to become a "man". Usually resembles Macaulay Culkin or a pre-pubescent boy in generallol wat?.
- An MTF transsexual [the only kind worth anything(because i can fuck them without throwing up)]: a man who has tried to become a "woman". Take your hormones now kids. Search In House Pharmacy and you'll be on your way to womanhood/tranny pron-hood in no time.
Drag queens are sometimes considered transgendered. Though expressing this viewpoint is only acceptable if it is in the form of trolling. Everyone knows that Drag Queens are not AZN and are fucking ugly. Whoever started this sextion is a faggot who likes broad shoulders and adam's apples.
It is common sense to believe that trannies are simply 4 chaners that didn't get enough attention from the opposite secks and figured that they would try as the other gender.
In actuality, transgenderism is caused by the same thing that causes otherkin, furries, and homosexuality: the desire to be covered in penis.
Famous Trannies
For a full list of transgender abominations of nature, see bottom of page:
- Transgender Day of Remembrance Some people love these monsters.
- Transphobia And some don't.
- Hillary Clinton
- Jeffree Star
- Thomas Beatie The world's first pregnant "man". Doesn't even have a cock.
- Alexis Hottest Trap EVAR!
- Chyna Took so many steroids she(?) grew a penis. Ya rly.
- Your mom
- Kelly Martin
- Chris Matthews
- Trap-kun
- Catamorphism
- SweetNSour The hormonal opposite of Chyna.
- Yinepusayi
- Yuki Damon
- Dek is Filthy
- Kim Petras
- You
- EBT
- JDR
- Michelle Obama
See also
- Pregnophile Explains the possible causes of trannies.
- Homosexual
- Otherkin
- Trap
- Attention Whore
- JROCK
External links
- Trap Thread #1 The first epic trap thread.
- Trap Thread #2 The second epic trap thread.
- Trap Thread #3 The third epic trap thread.
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