Yuri

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Right before the action begins.

Yuri is sweaty.

Yuri is Japanese lesbian porn. Like yaoi, the genitalia is often blurred out. Of course, this makes little to no sense considering the other disgusting crap the Japanese put in their anime, but there you go. Yuri is most frequently enjoyed by the basement-dweller and 16 year old girls who are confused about their sexual preferences. They're most likely straight girls who want to be bisexual in an attempt to be as "unique" as the other kids at school. These girls are also a Republican's worst nightmare.

Be careful out there, Mr. Yuri-Lover. Although it may be the legal way to beat off to underage lesbians, the Japanese love to give the girls dicks, or have some weird tentacle monster join the party. You have been warned.

The role of Teh Penis

Female Weaboo are separated into 2 categories:

Anti-snatch
Anti-cock

However, unlike the Anti-snatch the Yuri loving Anti-cock has a few exceptions on the appearance of teh penis. Penis is allowed if:

The owner is a tranny.
The owner has basketball tits.
It is actually just a very realistic dildo.
The owner is an animal and/or monster of any variety.

Posting penis in Shoujo-ai archive will cause massive outrage and instant pwnage.

Shoujo-ai

Congratulations, you are a sick fuck.

U Gunna get Raeped.

Is supposed to stand for a loving, tame relationship between two girls, although in the world of perverted Yuri, it is a scapegoat title you can stick to any obviously lolicon picture to make you seem less like a sick fuck. It is with the title 'Shoujo-ai' that the closet lesbians of deviantART can post their fucking sinful Yuri shit for the fapping and not get banhammered.

Shoujo-ai is also the main reason that many Japanese girls prefer snatch over dick as the only males to ever appear in these animes are girly as fuck anyway.

Characteristics of Yuri

All Yuri contains one or more of the following:

An innocent school girl
A horny teacher
A nurse or Maid
Lesbian pride
Tentacle monsters
Fantasy themed sex toys
Carpet munching
Fighting Soviet and Allied forces.

As teh vagina shows no signs when wanting sex, the Yuri industry makes up the following:

Bulging vagina = horny vagina
Squirting juices = lol we came
Redness = STDs
Wetting of the pants = asking for it

Because of censorship issues, Yuri often uses the following techniques:

Massive dildos that fill half the frame
Tentacles
Obscene spooge shots . . . from a female
A face so full of snatch you can hardly see anything
Beams of light and explosions
Tits so hueg snatch gets ignored

Gallery

Rape is polite in Japan; try it out whenever you can, or be free to watch others do the same =).	All nurses enjoy an afternoon snatch bash after work.	ALL nurses.	Exploding vaginas are common in most Yuri.
This is NOT loli! This is totally SHOUJO-AI!	I'm pretty sure this is what CLAMP intended.	Lucky Star-style underage yuri. Enjoy it, ya sick fucks.	Hot yuri for all you basement dwellers.
Moar yuri for sick fucks.	pedo's sick dream.	Yet moar nurses.	WAT IS WIT DA NURSES???!!1
Moar.	Wat the hell do u think?	Mmm...	Yeah!
Yuri is faster than you think.	FAP FAP FAP.	Moar yuri...oh, whoops!	FAP FAP FAP . . . Moar this way.