Smoking Section by Austin Scaggs

More Details About Clapton Joining Allman Brothers at Beacon!!!

February 13, 2009 1:14 PM

We told you first right here in the Smoking Section that the Allman Brothers' epic 2009 stand at New York's Beacon Theater will serve as a tribute late guitar wizard Duane "Skydog" Allman. The fifteen dates in Manhattan -- between March 9th and March 28th -- will also celebrate the Allman's 40th anniversary, and marks 20 years since they began ripping shit up at the Beacon.

Some of you didn't believe us when we said that Eric Clapton would be sitting in with the Allmans on select nights. You folks can suck it! Clapton WILL appear at two shows -- on March 19th and 20th!!!

We also predicted that Dickey Betts would return to join his former band, a claim that the Allmans' manager called "patently false."

We're sticking with our prediction! Why not!

And whether or not you catch a Clapton night, each and every one of the shows are going to be sick!!!


The Roots' ?uestlove Talks Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

February 13, 2009 12:48 PM

It's always a learning experience to chat with the Roots bad-ass drummer ?uestlove. Last night we chatted with him about the Grammys -- where he, by extension, won two Grammys for his production work on Al Green's 2008 disc, Lay It Down -- and ?uesto also gave us the scoop on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, which hits NBC on March 2nd. As you probably know, the Roots will be the house band, and ?uestlove will follow in the footsteps of Paul Shaffer and Max Weinberg, as a bandleader and comedic foil. Here ya go:  

Grammy producers were desperate to find a replacement for their Chris Brown/Rihanna slot: "It was very interesting watching them run around the audience," he says. "Initially they were trying to get Justin, Kenny Chesney and Al Green, but Kenny was too nervous, so he dropped out at the last minute."

The Roots will commute to New York City from Philly to tape their Fallon segments: "Were commuting via tour bus every morning at 8 am," he says. "I have to do adult shit now, like go to bed before 11, which I've yet to do."
  
NBC will no longer pay for published music: That means, the only thing that the Roots can play are original songs. "We have to write 200 new songs, which will probably last about a year," he says. "We've written about 55 so far."

?uestlove gives each piece of music a special name: "Some people call them beds or bumpers," he says, about the musical interludes that tie a late night show together. "I call them sandwiches. If the song sounds like the Meters, then we call it a po boy sandwich. If it's pop, i call it the Subway sandwich. Disco or Philly soul, we call it a cheese steak. When we're referencing some UK rock shit, that's the Marmite sandwich. If it has a didgeridoo, then it's a Vegemite sandwich."

•  The Roots will not be retiring from the road!: "We didn't tell anybody we were retiring! I never want to pull some Eagles/Kiss shit where it's like, 'Okay, this is the last time you'll see us.' "They'll allow us ten weeks of touring time every year. We'll start with five shows each week night, but I'm certain that Jimmy will want to do it Letterman-style, taping two shows one night so we can get Fridays off. That's an extra 52 days so I'm sure we'll fill those up with shows." Roots are also planning to host a regular late-night residency at New York's Highline Ballroom, beginning March 5th. 

The Roots are booked for five years: "I think if Jimmy turns on the charm like he did on Saturday Night Live, I'm almost certain that this show will work. Anything can happen. Knock on wood that this isn't the Chevy Chase Show or the Magic Hour


Blink and Bizkit? Good Lord, Murder Us Now

February 12, 2009 5:54 PM

In the last week news has come down the pipeline that both Limp Bizkit and Blink-182 will be reuniting. 

We think that they should join forces for an all-out suckfest called Blimp-Shit.

Honestly, we'd rather see Nickelstank -- a fictitious band consisting of members from Nickelback and Hoobastank -- or, along those lines, how about Toad the Wet Starship, the Spin Travelers, or Third Eye Buffett?    

We were at the Grammy ceremony, where the Blink dudes "surprised" the crowd with news of the reunion. After that announcement the sound of crickets could be heard all over the Staples Center.

And where do we even begin with Limp Bizkit? 

In a joint statement, Fred Turdst and Wes Borland said, "We decided we were more disgusted and bored with the state of heavy popular music than we were with each other. Regardless of where our separate paths have taken us, we recognize there is a powerful and unique energy with this particular group of people we have not found anywhere else. This is why Limp Bizkit is back."

Best of luck to them, but our question is this: Which reunion do you give less of a shit about?

Tough call. 

Limp, it is.

What about you?


Reunion

Cop Who Urinated on Metallica Fans May Face Felony Charges

February 12, 2009 3:41 PM

Photo: Fusco/Getty

A few weeks ago we told you about the Brewster, Massachusetts police officer who allegedly whipped out his ding-a-ling during a Metallica concert in Boston and proceeded to take a wizzler on a few audience members sitting in the row below him. 

There are now new revelations in the case.

The Cape Cod Times reports, "Houston allegedly pulled down his pants and urinated on a member of a family sitting in the row in front of him at the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston.... He then verbally and physically harassed the female members of the family with his pants still down and his penis exposed, according to police."

Houston was in court yesterday for a hearing on drunk and lewd conduct charges. Five other witnesses, including two Brewster police officers, a transit police officer, and two of the victims, were present during the hearing, though no judgment was passed down. 

Lesson: Don't dangle your wang in front of people you don't know. 


Drama, Random!

Blind Faith's Eric Clapton and Steve Winwood Reunite Once Again!

February 12, 2009 3:00 PM

Photo: Brecheisen/WireImage

Former Blind Faith bandmates Steve Winwood and Eric Clapton have booked fourteen arena dates in June!

Last February, we were lucky enough to report on the three historic shows at Madison Square Garden that paired Clapton with Winwood. Those gigs, which mixed Trafiic and Blind Faith gems, obscure cuts from their solo careers, and Hendrix covers, were truly amazing!!!

After that final performance, we visited Winwood's dressing room.

"He's still like an older brother to me," Winwood said about Clapton. "He brought me on, he gave me some spots, and it was fantastic. It was an incredible experience for me. To be able to bounce off a musician like that is just fantastic."

Here are the new dates:

June 10             East Rutherford, NJ                   Izod Center
June 12             Philadelphia, PA                        Wachovia Center
June 13             Washington, DC                        Verizon Center
June 15             Columbus, OH                          Schottenstein Center
June 17             Chicago, IL                               United Center
June 18             St. Paul, MN                             Xcel Energy Center
June 20             Omaha, NE                               Qwest Center
June 21             Denver, CO                               Pepsi Center
June 23             Dallas, TX                                 American Airlines Center
June 24             Houston, TX                              Toyota Center
June 26             Glendale, AZ                             Jobing.com Arena
June 27             Las Vegas, NV                         MGM Grand Arena
June 29             Oakland, CA                              Oracle Arena
June 30             Los Angeles, CA                       Hollywood Bowl


Bonus: In the jump we've included excerpts from our lengthy interview with Winwood that went down at Manhattan's Cafe Des Artistes, the day before their first gig at the Garden. (It's a little messy but you'll get the point...)

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Coldplay To Get 1.4 Million Pounds For Middle East Gig

February 12, 2009 1:42 PM

This is just ridiculous.

Coldplay will receive 1.4 million pounds (around $2 million) for a one-night performance at the Emirates Palace in the United Arab Emirates. Justin Timberlake, Shakira, Elton John and Bon Jovi have all performed at the Palace, which backs up against a mile-long beach and holds about 15,000. 

Promoter Elissa Murtaza said, "Coldplay's debut performance in the Middle East is set to attract one of the biggest attendances in the UAE. Regional fans of the band have waited a long time for this show and they won't be disappointed."

They should book Carrie Underwood to play the Emirates. 

At the Grammys, she rocked about fifty times harder than Coldplay (who somehow took home awards in the rock categories). 


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Trent Reznor Producing New Janes Addiction?

February 12, 2009 12:40 PM

Photo: NIN.com

Over the past few days, Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor has been posting clues on his blog alluding to a new project. The photos, posted under the title "a look at something else that's going on," have obsessive fans frantically attempting to unravel the puzzle. (Some superfan went as far as to look at the iPhone coordinates pictured on one image and pinpoint the location of a studio.)

The first picture was a photo of Reznor, producer Alan Moulder and NIN veteran-programmer Atticus Ross, leaning over a mixing console. Next came a picture of Jane's Addiction bassist Eric Avery working on a lap top, then Jane's Addiction drummer Stephen Perkins, and today we're treated to a picture of Reznor in the studio with Dave Navarro, guitarist for Jane's Addiciton. Conspiculously absent, thus far, is a shot of Reznor with Perry Farrell

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Reznor is working with the band, but in what capacity? Some claim he's producing their new album, others claim Reznor will be the new frontman for Jane's.

What the fuck do you think is going on???

UPDATE: Trent has just posted a fifth clue on the NIN website! The picture shows two shadowed figures chilling in a studio. Reznor is clearly the guy sitting on the couch to the right, and we're going to go ahead and guess that the dude on the stool is none other than Perry Farrell. Sweet!!!


Heartless Bastards Enter the S.S.

February 12, 2009 11:37 AM

Heartless Bastards - "Hold Your Head High"[Video: Pete Maiden/Eric Helton; Editing by Pete Maiden]

Over the past few months, we've made it ridiculously clear that the Heartless Bastards new album, The Mountain, is blowing our minds. 

Hailing from Dayton, OH but now living in Austin, TX, Erika Wennerstrom and the Heartless Bastards got their start when Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney passed along a demo he received from Erika, landing the Bastards a spot at Fat Possum Records. Two full length albums followed, Stairs and Elevators came out in 2005 and All This Time a year later. The Mountain, was released last Tuesday, after a "year and a half of writing," Erika says. 

Erika was nice enough to swing by the S.S. and play us a few songs. 

Check out one of the sickest tunes on the album, "Hold Your Head High," above. Click the jump for "Be So Happy" and "The Mountain," which Erika says is about "the diminishing middle class and how capitalism can go a little too far." 

Do it! She's ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!!!

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Neil Young Added to Jazz Fest!

February 12, 2009 11:12 AM

Photo: Denholm/WireImage

Neil Young has just been added to the 40th annual New Orleans Jazz & Heritage festival.

The two-weekend festival -- held at the Fair Grounds Race Course, April 24-26 and April 30-May3 -- include gigs by Dave Matthews Band, James Taylor, Joe Cocker, Ben Harper & Relentless7, Kings of Leon, Wilco, Bonnie Raitt, Allen Toussaint, Dr. John, Wynton Marsalis, Sugarland, Earth, Wind & Fire, Neville Brothers, The O'Jays, Erykah Badu and hundreds more.

A bit of a bummer: Aretha Franklin has canceled her appearance, citing scheduling issues. 

Click the jump for the full line-up, and click here for more info.

New Orleans needs us all... Book it now -- flights are still cheap!

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Sir Dave Grohl?

February 12, 2009 11:02 AM

Photo: Mazur/WireImage

Last month, we got an e-mail from Dave Grohl's lovely wife, Jordyn, inviting us to his 40th birthday party. This wasn't any old party, though, Grohl would be ringing in #40 at Medieval Times, the dinner-theater that recreates a 12th century royal feast. (You may remember the scene at Medieval Times from the cinematic classic, Cable Guy.) 

Two hundred friends and family showed up, but we were unable to make it because we were 3,000 miles away from Southern California.

Fast forward to last weekend, at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy blowout. We were out on the smoking deck, getting blazed and about ten feet away from Gov. Schwarzenegger, when we see Grohl. We said "Happy Birthday," and shot the shit for a bit. He told us he hasn't smoked cigs for a year, and has quit drinking the hard stuff because he's been suffering from blackouts. He also told us that Jordyn is about seven month pregnant with another baby girl. Yes!

And he told us about his party. John Paul Jones from Zep was in the house, he was proud to announce. And he told us that during the show at Medieval Times, surrounded by wenches and serfs, Grohl was ushered into the middle of the arena, to be honored by 12-century monarch, King Philippe.

"I was knighted at Medieval Times," Grohl recalled. "I was so drunk. They made me come out to the middle get on my knees, and they did the sword thing. It was rad!"

Later, we spotted Dave Grohl at the party, at a table next to Sir Paul McCartney.

Just two knights, sitting at a round table.


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