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Might Jermaine-- and not, you know, Tito-- actually be the craziest Jackson? All signs point to maybe. Despite Jermaine's recent claims to the Australian Associated Press that the long-dormant Jackson 5 were "in the studio" in advance of what would be a monumental reunion tour in 2009, baby bro Michael says it's not so.

Billboard.com reports that Michael issued a statement from the studio (where he's developing "new and exciting projects" without the help of his famous siblings) that threw a pretty big wrench in Jermaine's plan. "My brothers and sisters have my full love and support, and we've certainly shared many great experiences, but at this time I have no plans to record or tour with them," he said. Guess that settles that.