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Kill Rock Star's dirtiest über-metal rock gods, C Average, will be kicking some ass across this great nation of ours beginning in September. According to the KRS website, they'll be joined by the Tight Bro's from Way Back When and Cherry Valance in an attempt to keep cock-rock alive and advance their search for the Holy Grail. Whether you call their fury true metal, hard rock, or a soundtrack for your favorite Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book, you can catch C Average at the following locales:

n 09-04 Missoula, MT - Jay's Upstairs
09-06 Minot, ND - The Liberty
09-07 Fargo, ND - Ralph's
09-08 Minneapolis, MN - 7th Street Entry
09-09 Chicago, IL - Fireside Bowl
09-10 Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle
09-11 Detroit, MI - Magic Stick
09-12 Columbus, OH - High Five
09-13 Cleveland, OH - Grog Shop
09-14 Pittsburgh, PA - Mr Roboto Project
09-15 Brooklyn, NY - North Six
09-16 Boston, MA - Middle East
09-17 New York, NY - Brownies
09-18 Baltimore, MD - Ottobar
09-19 Washington, DC - Black Cat
09-20 Raleigh, NC - Kings
09-21 Asheville, NC - TBA
09-22 Atlanta, GA - The Earl
09-23 Chattanooga, TN - Jacob's Ladder
09-24 Memphis, TN - TBA
09-25 Fayetteville, AR - Clunk Record Store
09-26 Austin, TX - Emo's
09-27 Houston, TX - Not Su Oh
09-28 Dallas, TX - Bar of Soap
09-30 Albuquerque, NM - TBA
10-01 Flagstaff, AZ - Robot House
10-02 Tucson, AZ - 7 Black Cats
10-03 San Diego, CA - Casbah
10-04 Los Angeles, CA - Spaceland
10-05 San Francisco, CA - TBA
10-06 Oakland, CA - TBA
10-07 Chico, CA - Blue Room
10-08 Eureka, CA - The Vista
10-09 Portland, OR - Satyricon