Pitchfork: Ex Models on Tour with Tortoise, Beans

Ex Models on Tour with Tortoise, Beans
Check out all the Ben Sherman on that runway

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Congratulations! You've experienced the Ex Models via textual transcription. The key adjective here is "jarring," and my marginally descriptive situational imagery of choice is "no-wave razorblade fuckfest." These guys are nuts. Check your bed-- if the entire band isn't in there at this very second, having love with your wife, it's on their fucking itinerary.

The Frenchkiss recording artists are touring in support of 2003's Zoo Psychology, the full-length that wasn't really a full-length (it clocked in at about 20 minutes), and will share the bill with ex-Antipop Consortium emcee Beans, as well as those post-rock hounds Tortoise. If you live in Miami, they're playing at the Polish American Club. I think that's fucking awesome. Pierogies are just gonna fuckin' explode. Okay, so let's get down to it. If you like to read tour dates, you're about to, I don't know, probably have a boatload of fun:

04-19 New Haven, CT - Toad's Place
04-20 Boston, MA - Roxy
04-23 Philadelphia, PA - Theater of Living Arts
04-24 Washington, D.C. - 9:30 Club
04-25 Carrboro, NC - Cat's Cradle
04-26 Athens, GA - 40 Watt Club
04-27 Asheville, NC - The Orange Peel
04-28 Atlanta, GA - Variety Playhouse
04-29 Orlando, FL - The Social Pavillion
04-30 Miami, FL - The Polish American Club
05-01 Gainesville, FL - Common Grounds
05-02 New Orleans, LA - Twiropa
05-03 Memphis, TN - Young Avenue Deli
05-04 Nashville, TN - Exit/In
05-05 Louisville, KY - Jillian's
05-06 Cincinnati, OH - Bogart's
05-07 Cleveland, OH - Beachland Ballroom