Franz Ferdinand to Soundtrack Porn Scenes!
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Just about everyone who isn't a self-righteous, puritanical, pious asshole enjoys getting their hands on some filthy-ass pornography from time to time. But what about crazy foreign flicks that revel in nasty, hardcore sex scenes? Naturally! Well, pr0n-obsessed indie rockers rejoice: The filthy-ass, nasty, pornographic hardcore indie rockers in Franz Ferdinand have a brand new project lined up to arouse your intellect as well as your loins.

Nope, it's not a new LP. Nope, it's not an EP. It's a film soundtrack. Granted, lots of indie rock sacred cows have been going the soundtrack route lately-- shit, everyone from Beck to Sigur Rós to Magnetic Fields to Belle & Sebastian-- but few have ever done it quite like this before: Your favorite fops are tackling the backing music to an incredibly graphic sex scene in the upcoming British flick Nine Songs. Not quite a porno, per se, the film is a love story that just happens to have sex in it. Lots and lots of it, in fact: try fellatio, ejaculation, cunnilingus, and plenty more where that came from. (Whoops, kids, no puns intended, whaaa!) And the craziest news of all: the sex is all unsimulated. UNSIMULATED. Janet Jackson, your boobie can't step to that.

Of course, Franz Ferdinand aren't alone in this endeavor-- they're just the most presently noteworthy of a slew of bands including Super Furry (tactless joke omitted) Animals, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and the Dandy Warhols. In what will almost certainly strike as a brutal art-house cliché, the film will splice in footage of the bands performing while the nastiness occurs. So you get hot hot sex followed by... Gruff Rhys stroking his six-string. Man, talk about killing the mood.

According to The Guardian, more than half of the film consists of shots of sex, helping to make Nine Songs Britain's most sexually explicit film. Ever! The publicity stunt, er, movie was recently debuted at Cannes Film Festival, where I'm sure it was very well received. Whether or not the film will be allowed to show in British "theatres" remains to be seen, but director Michael Winterbottom (tactless joke omitted) remains "optimistic" that it will be cleared. Bottom line: If you ever needed an excuse to watch a dude get sucked off, now you're set.

Franz Ferdinand: http://www.franzferdinand.co.uk