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Wow, that Interscope contract sure paid off fast. Today, it was revealed that Trent Reznor has drafted Touch & Goners TV on the Radio as an opening act on several dates of the spring Nine Inch Nails tour. Resuscitated goth godfathers Bauhaus will also join the trek, which begins May 26 at the Sasquatch! festival in patriotic George, Washington.

Reznor and co. still have a couple weeks left on the current leg of their seemingly neverending tour in support of last year's With Teeth. Fiery poet/rapper/rocker Saul Williams is busy scaring goth kids in the opening slot.

Starfuckers, Inc.:

03-14 Richmond, VA - Richmond Coliseum *
03-16 Greenville, SC - Bi-Lo Center *
03-18 Miami, FL - Global Gathering at Bicentennial Park
03-20 Pensacola, FL - Civic Center *
03-21 North Little Rock, AR - Alltel Arena *
03-23 Corpus Christi, TX - Concrete Street Amphitheatre *
03-24 Austin, TX - Frank Erwin Center *
03-25 Bossier City, LA - CenturyTel Center *
03-27 Wichita, KS - Kansas Coliseum *
03-28 Oklahoma City, OK - Ford Center *
03-30 El Paso, TX - El Paso County Coliseum *
04-01 Las Vegas, NV - Aladdin Theatre *
05-26 George, WA - Gorge Amphitheatre (Sasquatch!) %$
05-27 Ridgefield, WA - Clark County Amphitheater %#
05-28 Boise, ID - Idaho Center Amphitheatre %#
05-30 Denver, CO - Red Rocks Amphitheatre %#
05-31 Albuquerque, NM - Journal Pavilion %#
06-02 San Antonio, TX - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater %#
06-03 Dallas, TX - Smirnoff Music Centre %#
06-04 Houston, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion %#
06-06 Birmingham, AL - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater %#
06-07 Atlanta, GA - Hi-Fi Buys Amphitheater %#
06-09 Raleigh, NC - Alltel Pavilion %#
06-10 Charlotte, NC - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater %#
06-11 Virginia Beach, VA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater %#
06-13 Washington, DC - Nissan Pavilion %#
06-14 Camden, NJ - Tweeter Center %#
06-16 Holmdel, NJ - PNC Bank Arts Center %
06-17 Wantagh, NY - Jones Beach Theater %
06-18 Saratoga, NY - Saratoga Performing Arts Center %
06-20 Hartford, CT - New England Dodge Music Center %
06-21 Portland, ME - Cumberland County Civic Center %
06-23 Boston, MA - Tweeter Center %
06-24 Toronto, Ontario - Molson Amphitheater %
06-25 Detroit, MI - DTE Energy Music Theater %
06-27 Cleveland, OH - Blossom Music Theater %
06-28 Columbus, OH - Germain Amphitheater %
06-30 Pittsburgh, PA - Post-Gazette Pavilion %
07-01 Chicago, IL - First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre %
07-02 Milwaukee, WI - Marcus Amphitheatre %
07-03 Indianapolis, IN - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater %
07-07 Irvine, CA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater %
07-08 Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheatre %

* with Saul Williams
$ with HIM, And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Wolfmother
% with Bauhaus
# with TV on the Radio

Trent Reznor will reveal even more of his good taste on April 4, when the Nine Inch Nails EP Every Day Is Exactly the Same is released featuring remixes from hotshots like the DFA, El-P, Richard X, and Carlos D of Interpol. He could totally be a college radio DJ.

Tracklist:

01 Every Day Is Exactly the Same
02 The Hand That Feeds [DFA mix]
03 The Hand That Feeds [Straight mix]
04 Only [El-P mix]
05 Only [Richard X mix]
06 Every Day Is Exactly the Same [Sam Fog vs. Carlos D of Interpol mix]

As for TV on the Radio, the confirmed title of their Interscope debut is Return to Cookie Mountain. We think they'll regret that later.