Arctic Monkeys Plot North American Revenge Tour

We, the undersigned Monkeys of the Arctic, having rocked our way to the coveted 24th Position on your esteemed Billboard 200 chart, having today imparted upon the UK the Scummy Man DVD, and having gone gold in Japan, New Zealand, Australia, Denmark, Narnia, and the muthafuckin' Middle East, do hereby unveil on this, the 10th day of April, our grand designs to rock yr bloomin' arses into the next millennium, via another tour of your continent. Thank you.

XOXO,

Arctic Monkeys

P.S. Go bananaz:

04-13 Nottingham, England - Rock City
04-14 Glasgow, Scotland - Carling Academy
04-15 Newcastle, England - Carling Academy
04-17 Bournemouth, England - BIC
04-18 Plymouth, England - Pavilions
04-19 Wolverhampton, England - The Civic Hall
04-21 Newport, Wales - Newport Centre
04-22 Rotherham, England - Magna Centre
04-23 Blackpool, England - Empress Ballroom
04-25 Hull, England - Ice Rink
04-26 Cambridge, England - Corn Exchange
04-27 London, England - Brixton Academy
04-29 Bourges, France - Le Printemps de Bourges Festival *
04-30 Lyon, France - Transbordeur
05-02 Paris, France - Batacian
05-03 Nantes, France - Olympic
05-04 Mannheim, Germany - Delta Connection
05-06 Cologne, Germany - E-Werk
05-07 Amsterdam, Holland - Paradiso
05-08 Munster, Germany - Jovel
05-09 Dresden, Germany - Alter Schlachthof
05-11 Munich, Germany - Elserhalle
05-12 Modena, Italy - Vox
05-13 Milan, Italy - Rolling Stone
05-14 Marseille, France - Le Theatre du Moulin
05-16 Barcelona, Spain - Razzmatazz 2
05-17 Madrid, Spain - Sala Heineken
05-18 Lisbon, Portugal - Garage
05-27 Vancouver, British Columbia - Commodore Ballroom
05-28 George, WA - The Gorge (Sasquatch!) ^
05-29 Portland, OR - Roseland
05-31 San Francisco, CA - Warfield
06-02 San Diego, CA - Soma
06-03 Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern
06-04 Tempe, AZ - Marquee
06-06 Dallas, TX - Granada
06-07 Austin, TX - Stubb's
06-08 Houston, TX - Warehouse
06-10 Atlanta, GA - Roxy
06-11 Norfolk, VA - The NorVa
06-12 Baltimore, MD - Sonar
06-14 New York, NY - Roseland =
06-15 Boston, MA - Avalon
06-16 Montreal, Quebec - Le Medley
06-17 Toronto, Ontario - Kool Haus
06-23 Scheessel, Germany - Hurricane Festival &
06-25 Neuhausen ob Eck, Germany - Southside Festival &
06-29 Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival #
07-01 Werchter, Belgium - Rock Werchter %!
07-04 Kristiansand, Norway - Quart Festival @
07-05 Gothenburg, Sweden - Trädgar'n (Accelerator)
07-06 Stockholm, Sweden - Münchenbryggeriet (Accelerator)
07-08 Naas, Ireland - Punchestown Racecourse (Oxegen Festival) &+
07-09 Balado, Scotland - T in the Park &!
07-28 Auckland, New Zealand - St. James Theatre
07-30 Perth, Australia - Metro City
08-01 Adelaide, Australia - Thebarton Theatre
08-02 Melbourne, Australia - The Palace
08-05 Brisbane, Australia - The Arena
08-08 Sydney, Australia - Enmore Theatre
08-12 Osaka, Japan - Summersonic
08-13 Tokyo, Japan - Summersonic
08-26 Reading, England - Carling Festival
08-27 Leeds, England - Carling Festival

* with dEUS
^ with Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, We Are Scientists, Chad VanGaalen, The Heavenly States
& with B-52's, Coheed and Cambria, Death Cab for Cutie, Hard-Fi, Maximo Park, Sigur Ros, the Ark, the Strokes, the Hives
# with Animal Collective, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Coheed & Cambria, Coldcut, Deftones, Franz Ferdinand, Guns n' Roses, Lady Sovereign, Placebo, Sigur Ros, Serena Maneesh, the Streets, Tool, Kanye West, Rufus Wainwright, more
! with Placebo, Franz Ferdinand, Kaiser Chiefs, Kelis, Arsenal, Wolfmother, Sigur Ros, Goldfrapp, Donavan Frankenreiter
@ with Tool, Kelis, Opeth, Placebo, Sway, Torch, We Are Scientists, Wolfmother
= with We Are Scientists
& with The Who, The Strokes, Richard Ashcroft, Primal Scream, Editors, Eels, The Magic Numbers, The Go! Team
+ with James Brown, Hard-Fi

P.P.S. Cop our new EP, Who The Fuck Are Arctic Monkeys?, from your preferred retailer of UK imports beginning April 24, if y'all know what's good for you. Okay, we out.

Arctic Monkeys: http://www.arcticmonkeys.com/
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