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Axl Rose may never follow up...um, what is Chinese Democracy supposed to be the follow-up to again? Use Your Illusion? The Spaghetti Incident? Bro's horrendous performance at the MTV Video Music Awards way back in '02? Point is, he may constantly "disappoint" "fans" by shelving and delaying the release of the album, but Axl will be adding to his string of ridiculous arrests until the very end.

The latest masterpiece in what will eventually prove to be his life's work occurred in Stockholm, Sweden at eight o'clock this morning when a drunk Rose "allegedly" bit a security guard's leg, according to the Associated Press. The security guard was a representative of the Berns Hotel-- where Rose was staying after last night's show with the "reformed" "Guns 'N Roses"-- intervening on the behalf of a woman Rose was arguing with in the lobby.

Towe Hagg, the spokeswoman for the Stockholm police that arrested and are holding Rose on suspicion of attacking and threatening the security guard in addition to causing damage to the hotel at the site of the "alleged" confrontation, was quoted as saying Axl "was deemed too intoxicated to be questioned right away." He will face questioning when he is sober enough, and then the decision of whether or not to press charges will be made.

In the meantime, will someone just give this guy a reality show already? It's about the only thing he's good for at this point.

If you're not scared away by Rose's choice of a post-show snack, you can see the spectacle for yourself at one of the nü-Guns' tour dates below.

Appetite for leg:

06-28 Oslo, Norway - Oslo Spektrum
06-29 Roskilde, Denmark - Roskilde Festival
07-01 Zurich, Switzerland - Hallenstadion
07-02 Nijmegen, Netherlands - Goffertpark
07-05 Helsinki, Finland - Hartwall Areena
07-06 Helsinki, Finland - Hartwall Areena
07-08 Oslo, Norway - Oslo Spektrum
07-14 Bilbao, Spain - Bilbao Live Festival
07-15 El Ejido-Almeria, Spain - Natural Music Festival
07-18 Sheffield, England - Hallam FM Arena
07-19 Newcastle, England - Metro Radio Arena
07-21 Glasgow, Scotland - Scottish Exhibition and Conference Centre
07-23 Manchester, England - Manchester Evening News Arena
07-25 Birmingham, England - NEC Arena
07-27 Nottingham, England - Nottingham Arena
07-29 London, England - Wembley Arena
07-30 London, England - Wembley Arena